#Thermonator
Your Thermonator™ has so many uses around the household that you'll wonder how you lived without it!

✓ Wildfire Control and Prevention
✓ Agricultural Management
✓ Ecological Conservation
✓ Snow and Ice Removal
✓ Murder
✓ Entertainment and SFX
October 2, 2024 at 11:29 PM
FACTS:

1. Flamethrowers are legal in every US state (but Maryland requires that you have a license)
2. For the low, low price of $9,420.00, you can get a robot with a flamethrower
3. Christmas is right around the corner
October 2, 2024 at 11:19 PM
You can’t even make Black Mirror episodes anymore - because of the woke
Thermonator
Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere
throwflame.com
April 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Mein Film für die kommende Hitzewelle:

Thermonator
Mein Film für die kommende Hitzewelle:

Léon - Der Eisverkäufer
Mein Film für die kommende Hitzewelle:
Charlie & die Eisschokoladenfabrik
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Nope.
April 23, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Yo, cuando estoy en mis días de deflagración (que son casi todos). youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?...
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
YouTube video by Throwflame
youtu.be
June 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Inspired by the classic sci fi story, "Please for the Love of God Never Make the Thermonator"
April 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Toma, el video del perro robot lanzallamas con musiquita, nunca me canso de verlo.

youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?...
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
YouTube video by Throwflame
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Aquí riéndonos, hasta del Thermonator.
February 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pausing in the pointless internet argument i’m having to open up the robot flamethrower dog page and hover the cursor over ‘add to cart’

throwflame.com/products/the...
May 3, 2024 at 1:40 PM
I think I need a new pet…

youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?...
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
YouTube video by Throwflame
youtu.be
April 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ha sido considerar la mera idea de volver a X y que por lo que sea mi cerebro se haya puesto a reproducir en bucle el video del perro robot lanzallamas.

youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?...
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
YouTube video by Throwflame
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just gonna leave this right here:

throwflame.com/products/the...
Thermonator
The world's first flamethrower-wielding robot dog. 30ft flame range, 1-hour battery, WiFi + Bluetooth control. Made in USA. As seen on CNN & Entrepreneur.
throwflame.com
August 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Claude just deklongified the electrostatic thermonator
June 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Kauf Dir einen Hund haben Sie gesagt.
Ein Hund spendet nur Freude in deinem
Leben haben Sie gesagt.

Rate my Messemitbringsel.
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
Available now https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/ This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere!
youtu.be
April 26, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Was just pestering my mom about buying 5 gallons of spring water.

My favorite hand warmer:

throwflame.com
ThrowFlame — The World’s Most Powerful Consumer Flamethrowers
America's leading flamethrower maker: handheld models, drone attachments, and the Thermonator robot dog. Made in Cleveland, OH. Lifetime warranty.
throwflame.com
September 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Can't wait to be roasted alive by one of the sillier ideas from a Neal Stephenson novel.
Thermonator
Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere
throwflame.com
April 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
So if I started a crowdfunding campaign for one of these with the intention of using it for snow removal in the winter, do you think it would fund?
throwflame.com/products/the...
Thermonator
Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere
throwflame.com
April 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
El Niño says this winter will be terrible, so I think it's only responsible for most women (as we tend to be colder than most) to own something that can warm you, or a neighbor.

throwflame.com
ThrowFlame — The World’s Most Powerful Consumer Flamethrowers
America's leading flamethrower maker: handheld models, drone attachments, and the Thermonator robot dog. Made in Cleveland, OH. Lifetime warranty.
throwflame.com
September 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
For more information, please see this promotional video put out by the fine people at Throwflame Inc.

If you skip to 0:52 you can hear someone quote Oppenheimer right before the robot starts a forest fire to sick dubstep beats
The Robot Dog With A Flamethrower | Thermonator
YouTube video by Throwflame
youtu.be
October 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Oletko koskaan miettinyt, miten siistiä olisi omistaa robottikoira, johon on yhdistetty liekinheitin?

Todennäköisesti et aiemmin, mutta nyt olet.

Voimme iloksenne kertoa, että nyt sellainen on myös myynnissä: Thermonator, hinta alle 9000 euroa.

dawn.fi/uutiset/2024...

#liekinheitin #thermonator
Robottikoira, johon on yhdistetty liekinheitin, Thermonator
Thermonator on robottikoira, johon on yhdistetty liekinheitin. Koko komeus maksaa alle 10000 euroa.
dawn.fi
April 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
They said they weren’t gonna put weapons on the robot dogs.

They lied, of course.

They = capitalists. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Meet Thermonator, a flame-throwing robot dog with 30-foot range being sold by Ohio company
Throwflame, a Cleveland-based company, has unveiled a new invention aptly named Thermonator, a flame-thrower and robot dog all in one.
www.usatoday.com
April 25, 2024 at 1:04 PM
That’s actually the back end. It runs on chicken jalfrezi.
Behold The Thermonator: World's First Flame-Throwing Robot Dog Is For Sale
Careful playing fetch with this one.
www.iflscience.com
April 25, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Me: "Partner, you can now buy a robot flamethrower dog for less than $10K. Technology advancing, yknow."
Partner: "Huh. How's cancer research going?"
throwflame.com/products/the...
Thermonator
Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere
throwflame.com
April 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM