#ThinSkin
President Thinskin strikes again.
May 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This is either an unprecedented lack of client control or a truly evil level of “let’s see what this thinskin dipshit will pay us for.”
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Crybaby Thinskin threw a tantrum and made his DOJ fire people who helped in the investigations against him even though they weren’t in charge. Waaaaaa!

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January 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Rumpled Thinskin.
May 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I still love Rumpled Thinskin
May 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Maybe someone should tell Trumptard Thinskin he wasn’t famous or rich enough to be on the Epstein list. Then we just wait for the all cap confession 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trumple Thinskin.
April 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Trumple Thinskin was Boo’ed at the US Open like the cuntty Mcdouchestain he is. The National Guard will be coming to NY in 3….2….1 🤦🏻‍♀️
September 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Dear Donald "ThinSkin" and MAGA Republicans,

You're welcome.
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
What are the odds donnie thinskin sues Nielsen?😒
January 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It would be funny if the safest entertainment they could find still ends up pissing off Daddy Thinskin somehow.
April 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
(Never beating those “Trumple Thinskin” allegations, is he?)
Deciding it’s too dangerous to reveal just how unpopular the current president is seems like the worst poll result ever.
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Trumple Thinskin lashing out at Canada cause he’s butt hurt - again. A bruised peach, laying out in the hot July sun, that’s been run over by a turnip truck has thicker skin than this crying dildo
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Trumple Thinskin saying he wants to be remember as ‘a good person’ during his interview w cuntty Barbie is hilarious- this Goiter filled pustule couldn’t read a room if it was written in ketchup on Spam Bondi’s crusty ass
July 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
90 million registered voters didn’t vote in the 2024 election. Trumple Thinskin won by less than 2% of the vote.

It ain’t the “system” that failed, it’s the lazy, apathetic and stupid portion of the electorate.
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Crumple Thinskin makes up his own reality, which translates to the rest of us as fake news.
April 27, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Trumple Thinskin loses again. When you’re a pussy ass bitch it’s impossible to accept you’re wrong…

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
Judge Strikes Down Trump Order Targeting WilmerHale
www.nytimes.com
May 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What idiot called him Winston Peters when Thinskin Peters was right there #NZPol
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Colbert has been making Thinskin cry for 8 years and counting now. Poor baby.
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Poor Elon. Just because he's ruining peoples' lives, undermining democratic institutions and promoting fascism, people say mean things about him. Oh, boo, hoo. He's an innocent victim, just like King Thinskin.
March 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Thank you Dr. Thinskin
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mr. Thinskin.
All Black women are nasy in Trump's racist play book.
September 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Yes, 911? This is Corporal Thinskin of the 41st Fighting Garbage Brigade, and I need an officer to arrest someone who gave me and my platoon the sads…”
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trumple Thinskin has the class of a rotten jar of mayonnaise
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Rumpled Thinskin
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM