#ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch
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cemurphy.bsky.social
#ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch, according to me.
A large fluffy apricot-colored dog on the couch next to a very wry me, with his head on my lap.
August 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
cemurphy.bsky.social
I'm stuck here forever. 😅 #ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch?
A woman on a couch with a red pillow on her lap and a calico cat and a very large fluffy dog sharing the pillow and the couch.
March 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
cemurphy.bsky.social
#ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch and if he looks away and doesn't meet my eyes again maybe I won't notice that he's there :)
A large fluffy apricot colored dog on the couch, rolling his eyes toward me as he rests his head on a pillow A large fluffy apricot colored dog on the couch, ostentatiously looking away from me as he rests his head on a pillow
September 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
cemurphy.bsky.social
#ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch
A fluffy blonde dog on the couch, UNDER A BLANKET, which, ok, I put on him because it was in my way, but still!
October 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
cemurphy.bsky.social
This dog is n... oh, never mind...

#ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch
a huge fluffy blonde dog sprawled belly-up, inelegantly, across an entire love seat
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 AM
cemurphy.bsky.social
The last time I had seen him he had been politely curled up in a croissant but the apparently decided that he could get comfortable now 😆😆😆😆 #ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch
A large fluffy apricot coloured dog spread across the entirety of a love seat with his head half under a quilt
September 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
cemurphy.bsky.social
I've done about 600 words, which isn't fast progress, but it's maybe sort of stitching together what I've had into something more coherent.

In the meantime, #ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch #ButBoyIsHeCozy
a very large fluffy apricot-colored dog sleeping on a pillow on a couch
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
cemurphy.bsky.social
In today's episode of #ThisDogIsNotAllowedOnTheCouch...
A brown-eyed, guilty-looking, very fluffy apricot-colored dog who is not only on the couch but is comfortably arranged on many many pillows and blankets
August 2, 2024 at 11:00 AM