So Torquay & back from Stafford in a day wasn’t on the plan when we woke up 😂🙈 but nearly home now #thisisnotselfcare #weary #needanothersunday

It’s called ‘Tranquil Dawn’ this decorator isn’t feeling so tranquil 😂 #thisisnotselfcare #notafan #worthitwhenitsdone 🪜 😴

Ah yes, the twice-a-decade invite to the world’s worst tea party—the cleanse that nobody asked for.
#liquiddietlife #ChronicComedy #PrepProblems #ElectrolyteAdventure #ThisIsNotSelfCare #adulting