Do you all know how much I hate giving Cato props for this?

Do you?!!

#thisTimeline

"How many dogs weren’t allowed to work at the FBI because they got drunk one time and things got weird?"

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#WTAF #Americanfascism #ThisTimeline #KashPatel #FBI

'Grimy Starweaver - i hate this timeline' now available!! From $2 to $4, find your sticker today!!

#newdlebob #newdlebobs #newdle #artmoot #artmoots #moots #meme #memes #sticker #stickers #memestickers #gift #gifts #memegift #merch #ihatethistimeline #thistimeline #timeline

*Construction workers checking me out* *Me checking out how good a job they're doing on that roof* #designpmp #design #architecture #greathair #thistimeline #everytimeline #goth #gothic #gothwoman #corpgoth #VTuber #vshojo #Eldenwood #yep

new poem out now with diaCRITICS (@diacritics-dvan.bsky.social) thank you diaCRITICS for giving my poem a home! you can read the full poem here: diacritics.org/2026/05/para...

I love that #google's move into Gemini hype has meant a much shittier Google Home product. So fun that a product I'll basically never use is ruining one I paid for, and was using multiple times a day. #thistimeline

We survived a recession, also a pandemic. Now we’re asked to survive the idea of World War III. As an anxious overthinker, this isn’t abstract, it hums in my chest. Promises were made to end wars in a day, yet here we are, counting months & watching ⬇️⬇️⬇️

#ThisTimeline #AnxiousMind #StillBreathing

@democrats.org @rarkmuffalo.bsky.social
The US Navy has assisted in updating the contracts to provide INCINERATORS so further evidence of wrongdoing can be hidden.
A one-stop-shop to rid the world of brown people—disgusting

Pro-Peace Anti-War
Anti-Hate Anti-ThisTimeline
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYofCy/

Great timing on so many artists part #ThisTimeline 🤮

Drumpf spends a quarter of his time golfing while there are 1.4 shootings* a day in the US. #ThisTimeline is so fucked.

* That involved four or more people.

didtrumpgolftoday.com

Gentle reminder to pace yourself. Charlie demonstrates how this is done. #thistimeline

Spent the day playing FFXIV and did not check the news all day. It's going to be a long 4 years. Pacing myself. #thistimeline

UFOs are real. Aliens piloting stars. Not even in the top 10 of what is being talked about. #thistimeline

OH NO!
Revert to backup!
#KeirStarmer #LabourParty #ManagedDecline #PoliticsUK
#ThisTimeline #AltHistory #WellThisAgedBadly #OhNo