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As the first leaf touches dead grass, something stirs under the earth. He emerges, bone by bone, with a rumbling tear as the cold wind breathes his name like a benediction: “Tibby.”

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September 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
DAY 31

The ritual was a success! And here we are in the mortal realm, just in time to disperse our sugary sacrament. You have learned much, class.

A most spooky and happy Halloween to both mortals and fiends, from my class and me, to you!

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October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
DAY 30

Yes, that’s it, class! Channel your spooky essence into the mystical stone. Let it flow through your pentagram of corn syrup and Red No. 40. Feel the Hallow draw near!

What? Of course you can’t play a kazoo instead of chanting. You don’t even have one!

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October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
DAY 29

All right class, the big night draws nigh. Few tasks remain before your final test, and few as important as carving your own Jack ‘o Lanterns.

Pick a face to reflect your inner ghoul, and rend it from the gourd!

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October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
DAY 28

After four days of darkness, we heard a rumble as our prison door was unblocked. A crack of light split the inky atmosphere. I lowered the book I’d been reading to class.

A skeletal silhouette stood in the closet doorway. Tiny Tibby had returned.

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October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
DAY 27

A job well done. Gonna kick back on the flight home. Even the wicked deserve some tiny rest.

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October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
DAY 27

A job well done. Gonna kick back on the flight home. Even the wicked deserve some tiny rest.

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October 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
DAY 26

Ah ha! After a grueling trek through the desert, enduring sandy joints, and having to slum it in *shudder* 3-star hotels, I finally found it: a Stone of Power.

Now that big galoot Tibby will have no choice but to admit I’M the Big Bone of this operation!

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October 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
DAY 25

What do you mean, you can’t find him? He’s a demonic little skeleton wandering through the desert. How many can there be?

That’s not an excuse. Bring me Tiny Tibby!

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October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
DAY 24

Climb every mountain? Ford every stream?? I got the first one figured, but where am I supposed to find any water around here??

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October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
DAY 23

Mwahhahaha turns out there IS money in the budget for first class when you trade everyone else’s ticket for airline credit.

“Why yes, my good man, I would indeed like another champagne.”

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October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
DAY 22

All right, class, everybody have their tickets? Remember, we’re up dark and late if we’re to make the airfield in time. Any questions?

In-flight meals? Business class?? We don’t have funding for that!

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October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
DAY 21

No, class, this isn’t right at all! I said bring me a stone of POWER for our ritual. These are mere river stones. I don’t care if they came from a hydroelectric dam.

We’ll have to journey. I believe this locale will have what I require. But how to get there?

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October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
DAY 20

Hark! Class, do you hear the alarm? Of course not, because one of you boneheads forgot to set it, and we overslept!

Quickly now, we must rise, for there are but ten days remaining to prepare!

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October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DAY 17

Remember, class, lab is 30% of your grade.

Your projects must not only faithfully recreate the appearance of grave soil, complete with worms, but must also taste delicious.

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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
DAY 16

Remember, class. The element of surprise is paramount, and humans seldom look up.

Take advantage of superior height whenever possible, and don’t forget your rope. Belay on!

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October 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DAY 15

A tridecagram? When a traditional pentagram will do? I know they can’t be any older than 300, but where are kids getting these ideas?

At least none are failing. Yet.

I need to boost these scores. If I can’t, I’ll never afford a ticket off this island.

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October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
DAY 14

All right, class, POP QUIZ. The only thing scarier than Nosferatu tonight will by my pen, and you can bet there’ll be more red on these pages than in the Overlook Hotel’s elevators.

Time to see what you’ve learned!

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October 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
DAY 13

As the deluge batters our windows like furious spirits, our class decided to make the best of things by engaging in unwholesome arts and crafts.

Behold! The Halloween Tree!

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October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
DAY 11

Sshhh! Quiet now, it’s movie night. This one’s got Vincent Price and a great bit with a skeleton.

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October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAY 10

Wait! Not that bottle. Students, you must take care. A potion can be a powerful thing, but it can be just as dangerous.

One drop too many could turn your tincture meant to form a noxious cloud into one that erupts in a wave of flower petals. The horror!

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October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
DAY 9

Rule 15: a clean monster is a scary monster.

When lightning strikes the castle, its flash should glint from your polished skull. If a drop of catsup falls when you creep in the rafters instead of blood, you will elicit laughter, not fear.

So scrub scrub scrub!
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October 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
DAY 8

BOO! Scared you, didn’t I?

The humble jump-out-and-get-em: one of scaring’s foundational maneuvers. Master that, students, you can handle 90% of your haunts and get home in time for candy corn.

Now, partner up and practice rattlin’ some bones.

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October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
DAY 7

To maximize one’s spookiness, one must be humble and recognize that there will always be a ghoul spookier than oneself.

And so we turn to the masters for inspiration. Besides, a little reading may temper this rowdy class of reprobates.

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October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
DAY 6

Watch, students, as these most ancient underworld dwellers consume, construct, and in turn consume the very firmament between the living and the dead.

Worms chew dirt as we chew through time, as—hey, stop that! I see you sticking that pillbug in your nose!
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October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM