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@papirbanan69.bsky.social

Jeg har det bra for tida.💙

September 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM

Rita

@madamknipe.bsky.social

Tida og vegen.

January 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM

GasaiV

@gasaiv.bsky.social

Comm I'd done for Tida!

January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM

𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑

@parametricavocado.bsky.social

Tida when she was even more smol

March 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM

clubedonovinho.bsky.social

@clubedonovinho.bsky.social

Quero tida meu leitinho quente

April 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM

Kadath

@kadath.bsky.social

Some more commissions! Thanks Tida, AmpereHusky and ProtoPhone!

February 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick

@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social

In this lawsuit there's a transcript of an infuriating exchange between the lead plaintiff and an immigration judge assigned to the Somali docket. She explains why the schedule is a travesty and laughs at the absurdity, which the IJ takes poorly, leading to a testy exchange.

I'm fully on her side.

UDGE ABDIAS TIDA: All right, thank you, sir. This matter was transferred over to
me from a prior judge. It looks like pleadings were already taken on December 12, 2024.
I-589 was filed on January 10, 2025. The court also has the receipt that the application
fees were paid. Well, this matter is right to be moved to a merits hearing at this time and
so the court will do so. All right, let's see when you have some availability.
KELSEY HINES: Your Honor –
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Yes, counsel?
KELSEY HINES: Your Honor, we're not we're not prepared to move to merits today if
this calendar remains constrained in such a way that predetermines the outcome.
Respondent’s not prepared to set this matter for merits in April, May, or June of 2026.
I'm asking for the opportunity to have two to five minutes to explain why on the record.
I'm happy to do so in all seven cases today if you would like to record all at once, but I
would like the opportunity to explain why we are not prepared to move to merits in any
of these seven matters that I have before you this morning.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: All right, in all seven cases you can file a motion to explain
why you're not prepared. All right, so what I'll do right now… I don't see what's funny,
counsel.
KELSEY HINES: It's not, it's not funny.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Is something funny?
KELSEY HINES: [INDISCERNIBLE 00:02:25]

JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Am I Cedric the entertainer? Am I a comedian? Nothing's
funny. I don't know what's…I don't know what's wrong with you. What's funny? Is
something funny?
KELSEY HINES: I think nothing is funny about what's happening here today, Your
Honor.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Then why are you laughing?
KELSEY HINES: It was not a laugh. It was a reaction to being told that --
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: All right, never mind, counsel.
KELSEY HINES: -- I cannot –
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Let's see when you're available, counsel.
KELSEY HINES: What is the point of having a lawyer? What is the point of having a
lawyer if I'm not allowed to speak?
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel…counsel…counsel
KELSEY HINES: You will not rule on my motion. I am allowed to speak, Your Honor.

JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel, you haven't made a motion, so be quiet.
KELSEY HINES: Your Honor, you talk above me every single time.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel, you haven't made a motion. Be quiet.
KELSEY HINES: I have, I have filed multiple motions with you with direct scheduling
conflicts and you have denied them.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel, you have not made a motion this morning. Counsel…
KELSEY HINES: Yesterday you denied motions for direct scheduling conflicts.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel, I will mute you. I will not be talking at the same time
as you. You have not made a motion this morning. You are disrespectful and rude and the
court will not put up with you, counsel, and that's on the record. Every time you've
appeared before this court –
KELSEY HINES: It will be on the record before the board and before the [PH 00:03:31]
docket.

JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: You've been rude, counsel, and I will not be putting up with
that. I won't put up with your abuse and your rudeness. All right, so I will go down a few
dates. If you have any grievance, file it to the powers that be. That's great. Or file a
motion. You will not be engaging in any soliloquies on this record. File a motion. That is
all. Thank you. And that goes for all seven cases. Thank you.
KELSEY HINES: I file motions and you deny them for direct scheduling conflicts. That
happened yesterday. So what is the point of a motion when it's a foregone conclusion?
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: All right. Are you available June 10th, 2026 at 8:30 a.m.?
KELSEY HINES: I am not available April, May, or June of 2026, and this Respondent
will not have a prepared merits and will be prejudiced if the date is set in April, May or
June of 2026.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Do you have a hearing scheduled on June 10th, 2026 at 8:30?
KELSEY HINES: I have two individual hearings on June 10th, 2026. I have one at 8:30
a.m. and I have one at 1:30 p.m. This Respondent will not have a prepared merits at that
date, if this date is chosen at that time, and this record reflects that.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Do you have a hearing scheduled on July 13th at 8:30 a.m.?
KELSEY HINES: I do not have a hearing on July 13th.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: All right. This matter is set for July 13th at 8:30 a.m. Your call
up date will be July 3rd.

March 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM

Skog

@skog.bsky.social

Bra dere drøya tida

October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM

𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑

@parametricavocado.bsky.social

Help Tida grew a sentient tentacle on the top of her head

September 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM

imperiumlupi

@imperiumlupi.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/view/62710702/
Tida. This is SFW. The water is in the way.

Commission - Tida by imperiumlupi

Tida drawn rather hunkier, for auriok

www.furaffinity.net

October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM

Øivind Bergh

@essensielt.bsky.social

Jeg bare legger denne her jeg hvis noen skylder på Støre eller Zelensky for at diesel er ørlite dyrt for tida.

September 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick

@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social

This bit drives me mad. As she said in another one of the hearings, what's even the point of having a lawyer if the judge is simply going to ignore her?

JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: June 8th at 10:30.
KELSEY HINES: We're setting now merits twice a day?
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: Counsel, does June 8th at 10:30 work for you, yes or no?
KELSEY HINES: No.
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: We're going to set it on June 8th.
KELSEY HINES: I do not have –
JUDGE ABDIAS TIDA: We're setting this on June 8th at 10:30. All right. Your call-up
will be 10 days prior to the date of the hearing. I don't know what you all think this is. All
right. So June 8th at 10:30 for the merits, call-up 10 days prior to the date of the hearing.
Please advise the Respondent to pay his asylum fees. Anything else, counsel?

March 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM

final fantasy 3 & knuckles

@vmupati.bsky.social

Tida 💛🌊
#ff10

April 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM

Luan Gomes

@luanufal.bsky.social

A esquerda sendo tida como agressiva enquanto a direita planejava livremente assassinatos!

November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM

Oda Rygh

@odarygh.bsky.social

Står bra til med hummer-mannen for tida

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Feb 3

It's Elmo's birthday

Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
Go to hell you woke
Virtue-signaling race-baiting
Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist
Clickbait disseminating
Bastards
Pop Base
@PopBase • 12h
Today is Elmo's birthday.
He turns 3½ years old every year.

February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM

Lektor Bjørgen 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@lektorbjorgen.bsky.social

Ikkje for å høyrast gamaldags ut, men eg saknar tida då nazisme var ugreit.

January 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM

Oda Rygh

@odarygh.bsky.social

Tråd om hvordan verden er for tida.

Lærere: dere er føkkings helter og førstelinja

Bruksdöd @bruksdod.bsky.social · Aug 24

Jag föreläste om något någon gång.

*Manlig elev klappar sin kompis bredvid på axeln, får uppmärksamhet och pekar på mig*

Jag: *avbryter*.... vad?

Elev: Varför.... håller du händerna sådär mattias?

Jag: öööh va? Jag gör alltid gester när jag föreläser?

Elev: Nejmen, så här! *formar händerna

August 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM

Tracklist

@tracklist.com.br

Aline para Gracyanne: "Prefiro ser tida como descontrolada, porque isso diz do meu temperamento. É melhor do que ser tida como falsa, porque tá mais relacionado ao meu caráter e meu caráter é inquestionável" #BBB25