#TightArse
Tightarse businessman and landlord is whinging because the minimum wage he grudgingly pays his loyal staff is going up a little bit.

youtu.be/cXJZcsGysvA?...
Apprentice Star CRIES At Minimum Wage Increase
YouTube video by Turn Left
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November 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Just watched 3 people try and haggle me over a boxset on Vinted that I listed dirt cheap, and they wanted it even cheaper.
I straight away declined. Then one offered 50c more.
You tightarse. I declined it again.
Then someone else just bought it from me outright. No Qs asked.
Well deserved!
October 31, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Sounds worth more than £25 of flowers to
me #TheArchers #tightarse
October 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fuck off tightarse, you’re not short of ten shillings or so.
October 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
With the price of food, fuel and energy these days, I've restarted my 'Tightarse David' program.
My meal tonight... On chips 😉
October 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Thankfully this is cheap because I'm a Tightarse Soul
October 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Labor governments have always spent more than conservative ones. A significant amount more.

Often it is warranted, in relation to funding vital infrastructure etc. But Labor always racks up HUGE DEBT.

The Liberals by comparison are "tightarse" 😆, pros and cons to that depending how you look at it.
Labor spending making Australians ‘poorer’, former RBA boss warns
Former Reserve Bank governor Phil Lowe has warned the Albanese government “doesn’t have a framework” to rein in spending and debt as the cost-of-living crisis rolls on.
www.news24.com.au
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So buy more bread ya feckin tightarse
September 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Lost a bit of weight and now he thinks he can get in kids clothes on the cheap. Tightarse bastard.
September 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I’m going to be a tightarse and double-dip the little buggers as well 🥳
The feeling of JOY I just experienced, clearing out the tea cupboard and discovering that I still have a tin full of teabags (from last trip home at Christmas) and no longer have to suffer what Germans sell under the name of ‘black tea’, is the highlight of my week so far. Maybe even the year! 😅
September 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Damn right . . .
September 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
From HE - the filthy rich tightarse who passed on 😏paying for his own wedding.
September 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
That's because it's free. #TightArse
September 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
New Range Rover EV coming to Oz at over $300,000. Yes that’s AUD dollars! With top spec over $400K. 800v architecture 118kwh battery. Range of about 600km NEDC, and 350kw charging. Order now for 1 yr free fast charging if your a tightarse.
September 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I now realise we were poor growing up. I didn't at the time but jeez I grew up a tightarse.

These habits are hard to break.
August 23, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I can never decide whether £15 just to get in to a small local beer festival is a bit steep or am I just a tightarse?
August 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Where are they now, episode 342: Troll 2 witch lady, shilling wills on The Other Place.
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Tightarse billionaires
They are asking for donations and volunteers on their website.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
backlash to you and your tightarse mates
July 30, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR LIMIT?!!?
...TIGHTARSE!!"
July 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
They cost three quid, let her have her tea, tightarse
May 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Things unbidden: lying awake in bed around 3:30am, a cousin's cat called Timmy, aka Timothy Titus, aka Timothy Tightarse - memories from over half a century ago.
February 16, 2024 at 10:09 AM
How long before clobber containing your team’s old logo/branding becomes “retro” rather than “tightarse”?
March 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tightarse Androgynous?
May 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Channel 4 just took it off! So I’m binge watching, my man Rocky,before my free trial runs out 😎 #tulsaking #tightarse
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM