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#Creeptober 13 - Gravity of the Situation
#TimeRam: 24 x 2
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When the TARDIS lands on a crashing spaceship being pulled into the Sun, the Doctor, Tegan, and Turlough have only two blocks of 24 minutes to rescue the crew (and themselves) from a fiery fate.
October 13, 2026 at 1:27 PM
#Creeptober 2 - Incomprehensible
#DoctorWho
#TimeRam: All Quinnis, All the Time

Where are we? Who are we? What are you doing with those scissors? Why, we're cutting up the William Hartnell story "The Edge of Destruction" and remixing it for the Fourteenth Doctor, here on Time Ram!
October 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
#TimeRam - Ducks in Areas
September 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
#TimeRam - Assaulted by Vegetables
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Things you can Ram: Arms into horses, beards, Brian Blessed, Brian Blessed's beard, Brian Blessed into horses with arms, Armand Horse the Arm Horse into He-Man. Oh, and the Eleventh Doctor into The Seeds of Doom, naturally.
August 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
#TimeRam: City of Hoff
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HTWSM 31: "I want the exec board quotes to be mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa"

And now, at the end of the month, it has been, as I take my celebration of inanity and ram it squarely into Paul McGann's City of Death!
May 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
#TimeRam: The Budgie Smugglers (Remastered)
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HTWSM 11: "Are you prepared for the potentiality of rats?"

The potentiality of rats is a difficult matter, it is far more than a passing fad, for rats carry fleas, and fleas carry germs, and that can be very bad.
May 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
#TimeRam: Desmond's Day
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Tonight, Mr. Ncuti Gatwa stars in Father's Day, presented by Time Ram (because Desmond Llewellyn couldn't make it). What starts as a simple trip for Ruby to meet her adoptive father turns into a chaos when she causes a paradox and cockblocks the Doc.
April 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
#TimeRam: Darwin's Gorilla (From Parts)
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Up from the dusty museum basement of the McCoy era, Time Ram rebuilds Ghost Light from parts to furnish the Whittaker Exhibition. Tragically, some of those parts have been lost in transit; I suspect they were sent to Java.
March 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
#TimeRam - Happiness is a Warm Larvae Gun
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I hope this doesn't bug you, but it's time we visited Vortis, the Web Planet! It's not just a crash-land but a time-ram as Colin Baker is hurled bodily into this Hartnell-era tale.
March 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
#TimeRam: Zygon Fudge
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And we're off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky? Are you ready to ram the time? Who's going to be Scottishest? Who's going to be the Osbest and who the Osworst?
February 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
#TimeRam - The Mars Base (In Space)
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Forget Moonbase Three, it's time for Marsbase Four! Time Ram takes The Moonbase farther than it's ever gone before; specifically, it's been rammed into Mars. More specifically, it's been rammed into the Tom Baker era.
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
#TimeRam: The Robots of Light Injury
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The game's afoot! Someone aboard this sandminer is a killer, picking off the crew one by one, and the Doctor and friends have been framed! Could it be the cold, calculating Uvanov? The secretive Poul? Surely not mild-mannered robot technician Dask?
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 PM
#TimeRam: The End of Maths
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Entropy: a thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system.
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
#TimeRam - Fancy Threads
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Take a story starring Gatwa,
Remake as a Pat Troughton tale;
If you should look
For a pod that'll smack ya,
That's oddly filled with Macra,
This cast is the one!

Timeram Ramamant! Timeram Ramamant!
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Creeptober 29: Vampiric Coven

#TimeRam: What We Do in E-Space

It's time to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and Ram in the Time of three Draculas! That's right, it's Jodie Whittaker's take on State of Decay, and it's #DoctorWho 's crossover with What We Do in the Shadows!
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Creeptober 9: Witch Hunt
#TimeRam: Which Witch is Which?
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Put on your opera gown and someone else's panties, come bobbing for cholera, and tune in for another episode of Time Ram! In this episode, Paul McGann takes on The Witchfinders!
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
#TimeRam: Avery's Alien Gold
#DoctorWho
This is Deadman's secret key; Smallwood, Ringwood, and Gurnwood. Or something like that. So take that secret key and unlock your ears for this episode of Time Ram, which transposes lost Hartnell classic The Smugglers into the Eccleston era.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
#TimeRam: Planet of Eeevil
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It's the Planet of Evil with Sylvester McCoy! Ignore the asbestos; Captain Scarlet can handle it. Just sit back with a spectrum mixer and learn how Salamar is like Charlotte Owen, why Philip Hinchcliffe wrote Target,
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#TimeRam: Planet of Eeevil
#DoctorWho
It's the Planet of Evil with Sylvester McCoy! Ignore the asbestos; Captain Scarlet can handle it. Just sit back with a spectrum mixer and learn how Salamar is like Charlotte Owen, why Philip Hinchcliffe wrote Target,
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#TimeRam - The Occidental Toymaker
#DoctorWho
There's a lot that's missing from the sixties; to name a few, Ace of Wands, George and Margaret, and The Celestial Toymaker. Well, no more on the last one, thanks to Time Ram bringing it bang up to date in the Matt Smith era!
May 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#TimeRam: It's a Museum... A SPACE Museum!
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Hang a left at the Outdated Cellphone Planet and just three parsecs after the Municipal Swimming Planet, you'll arrive at the Morok Military History Museum... a SPACE museum!
May 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
#TimeRam - The Tartan Dilemma
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And you thought his normal coat was bad! But when the Sixth Doctor puts on his patchwork tartan leotard, only two things are certain; he's going to Scotland, and Peri is going to pretend she's never met him before in her life.
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
#DoctorWho #TimeRam - Shakespeare's Shih Tzu

To Ram or not to Ram? There can be no question.

Two Doctors, both alike in modernity,
In ye olde London, where the TARDIS mov'd,
From Tennant tale break to new Capaldi,
Where clever pens make boring scripts improv'd.
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
#TimeRam: Whodunnit???
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As Time Ram takes Jon Pertwee and rams him heartily into The Unicorn and the Wasp, they take some time to ponder the strange mysteries that surround this story.
February 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#TimeRam: Army of Companions
#DoctorWho
Hm? Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you come in. I was putting my finishing touches on this shrine to JNT, to commemorate his brilliance in setting up a Dalek-Cyberman bitch-off in this most iconic of Fifth Doctor stories.
February 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM