The timeshare salesman for national decline.
May 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The timeshare salesman for national decline.
🇮🇱 Begrudging hat tip to Bibi. Suckered Trump into WWIII like it was a timeshare presentation.
June 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
🇮🇱 Begrudging hat tip to Bibi. Suckered Trump into WWIII like it was a timeshare presentation.
whoa sounds like this timeshare guy should be investigated for possible federal wire fraud by the … {checks notes} … FBI
Is Kash still living with Michael Muldoon in Nevada? Seems like the public has a right to know that.
thenevadaindependent.com/article/trum...
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Trump FBI pick Kash Patel’s Vegas home belongs to timeshare tycoon accused of shady practices - The Nevada Independent
Kash Patel, Trump's pick to lead the FBI, resides in Las Vegas at the home of a GOP megadonor.
thenevadaindependent.com
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
whoa sounds like this timeshare guy should be investigated for possible federal wire fraud by the … {checks notes} … FBI
She’s pitching the Nobel like it’s a timeshare in Aruba.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
She’s pitching the Nobel like it’s a timeshare in Aruba.
"If you purchase a timeshare in the Lincoln Bedroom, you'll get a special edition of Mike Lindell's ‘My Pillow.'"
March 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"If you purchase a timeshare in the Lincoln Bedroom, you'll get a special edition of Mike Lindell's ‘My Pillow.'"
Don’t be surprised if Trump does a timeshare presentation tonight.
September 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Don’t be surprised if Trump does a timeshare presentation tonight.
the timeshare lady hung up on me
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the timeshare lady hung up on me
“PROMPT: What if John Scalzi wanted to sell me a timeshare?”
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“PROMPT: What if John Scalzi wanted to sell me a timeshare?”
C-SPAN accidentally wandered into a divorced couple’s timeshare mediation.
this is absolutely BONKERS behavior from the director of the FBI. it's a disgrace to his position and the entire US government.
May 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
C-SPAN accidentally wandered into a divorced couple’s timeshare mediation.
Still a timeshare, I think.
April 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Still a timeshare, I think.
If your landline rings and you answer it, you deserve to be recruited into a timeshare presentation.
June 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If your landline rings and you answer it, you deserve to be recruited into a timeshare presentation.
Timeshare?
Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
The negotiations are proving contentious.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Timeshare?
The Saudis thought they were getting nuclear power. Trump gave them a timeshare presentation.
Van Hollen on Trump blowing up the Saudi nuclear deal: "It just shows you cannot rely on the United States. You certainly can't count on the Trump administration. They had signed a deal ... what the Trump administration did was a bait and switch scheme."
July 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The Saudis thought they were getting nuclear power. Trump gave them a timeshare presentation.
Houdini, running out of ideas: Watch and marvel as I escape from this predatory timeshare contract!
March 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Houdini, running out of ideas: Watch and marvel as I escape from this predatory timeshare contract!
Estranged oil tycoon's son and his third wife are here to talk to you about the benefits of owning a timeshare
February 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Estranged oil tycoon's son and his third wife are here to talk to you about the benefits of owning a timeshare
If a fool and their money are soon parted, how did I just save 80% on a timeshare
December 13, 2024 at 5:49 AM
If a fool and their money are soon parted, how did I just save 80% on a timeshare
They thought they were there to share in the riches, but instead have to sit through a timeshare pitch.
February 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
They thought they were there to share in the riches, but instead have to sit through a timeshare pitch.
I just read an article that says that Ravens may be almost as smart as humans. I think they're even smarter. I've never seen a Raven get locked into a vacation timeshare contract.
March 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I just read an article that says that Ravens may be almost as smart as humans. I think they're even smarter. I've never seen a Raven get locked into a vacation timeshare contract.
is kash fucking the timeshare guy? is that the implication?
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
is kash fucking the timeshare guy? is that the implication?
i was at a timeshare presentation a while ago and the thought occurred to me that I'd be much happier as a person if I were the type of person credulous enough to buy a timeshare.
Like actually having the timeshare would be bad but the credulity would be freeing.
Like actually having the timeshare would be bad but the credulity would be freeing.
One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
August 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i was at a timeshare presentation a while ago and the thought occurred to me that I'd be much happier as a person if I were the type of person credulous enough to buy a timeshare.
Like actually having the timeshare would be bad but the credulity would be freeing.
Like actually having the timeshare would be bad but the credulity would be freeing.
why aren't the museums advertising me timeshare in new gaza seaside condo
August 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
why aren't the museums advertising me timeshare in new gaza seaside condo
Grothman giving amazing "guy explaining why he bought the timeshare" vibes here
This is incredible to witness.
Sen. Glenn Grothman checks his notes, so he obviously planned to say these things —yet delivers a masterclass in being completely out of touch. This is exactly what people mean when they say their representatives don’t get it. Cringe!
Sen. Glenn Grothman checks his notes, so he obviously planned to say these things —yet delivers a masterclass in being completely out of touch. This is exactly what people mean when they say their representatives don’t get it. Cringe!
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Grothman giving amazing "guy explaining why he bought the timeshare" vibes here
Very strong “fraudulent timeshare salesman who pocketed millions tracked down in his Costa Del Sol hideaway by Roger Cook” vibes here
July 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Very strong “fraudulent timeshare salesman who pocketed millions tracked down in his Costa Del Sol hideaway by Roger Cook” vibes here
Ahahahaha he's secretly fucking some timeshare scammer
The new FBI director says he plans to WFH and run things remotely from Las Vegas. But why won’t he answer about who else lives in his house?
Kash Patel Wants to Work From Home for FBI. But Who Does He Live With?
The new FBI director says he plans to WFH and run things remotely from Las Vegas. But why won’t he answer about who else lives in his house?
newrepublic.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ahahahaha he's secretly fucking some timeshare scammer
That’s my suspicion, I feel like God is trying to sell me a timeshare
Niceness can vary wildly from region to region (though I assume there's always a baseline niceness?). Moved to Cologne area recently and people have been so incredibly nice here. The weather is a fluke! Don't let it trick you!
May 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That’s my suspicion, I feel like God is trying to sell me a timeshare