#Timezones
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
it was the best of timezones, it was the worst of timezones
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
timezones
July 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
timezones
February 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rina was going to sleep but Ayumi called... she keeps forgetting that timezones exist 😴
April 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hot take about time - we should have diagonal timezones since earth rotates on an incline
September 15, 2023 at 7:52 AM
The ideal system would be shifting timezones so sunset is always at 9pm
July 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
me liking my mutual's posts 13 hours late bc of timezones
January 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is that Tammy? She is HUGE! And getting bigger!

#inflation #airborneaugust

15 min late on my end for the month, but timezones! TIMEZONES.
September 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
its ok that you forgot timezones exist
September 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This goob doesn't understand timezones.
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is
July 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
nvm I don't know how timezones work so see y'all in an hour
July 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
As chief software architect on enterprise systems, I've seen engineers make DISASTROUS, unrecoverable mistakes.

For example "Just convert all times to UTC, problem solved!"

They threw away the timezones. You can NEVER properly recover database state once you lose timezones. It's a one-way loss.
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Loving people in other timezones is a disaster.
September 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I-its still on time on some timezones.......
August 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Hey bluesky! We're hiring for a few positions! Come work with us on Project D :) ->

halfmermaid.co/jobs

🌟 Senior Character Artist
🌟 Cinematic Manager
🌟 Senior Environment Artist (European timezones)
🌟 Level Designer (European timezones)
February 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Morning (or not cause timezones) y'all how we doing :D
September 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Boomer's Big Dinner - Page 12
It's one of those places
(still Saturday in some timezones!)

You can support my work at patreon.com/nanoff and see the next page a week early (among other stuff)
#comic #furrycomic #BoomersBigDinner
June 21, 2026 at 3:30 AM
no xmas spoilers for people in other timezones please
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
timezones are abolished, welcome to nightsky motherfuckers
damn, called out, ok
December 7, 2023 at 6:42 PM
jerking it with oomfs in various timezones call it a world tour
March 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
koi~nichiwa! good morning, fish! why are timezones
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
ITS HAPPENING

Firefox 127 shipped today making it the first browser to support Temporal - the new API for working with Dates, times, timezones + durations
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM