#TimsWalmartAdventure
HellMart on a Saturday morning. I barely got out alive. 😩 #TimsWalmartAdventure
May 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
HellMart on a Saturday morning. The sites, the sounds, the smells! 🦨 #TimsWalmartAdventure
July 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
WallyWorld on a Sunday morning, and I've got the place to myself! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
April 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
HellMart on a Saturday morning. 😠 I like to live on the edge! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
June 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Som' bitch and goddamn an' fuck.
The price of everything at HellMart just went up! 😠
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August 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm letting HellMart cater my lunch and dinner tonight. I picked up a rotisserie chicken, mashed potatoes with white gravy, and baked beans. 😋 #TimsWalmartAdventure
June 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Went to WallyWorld this morning and then picked up some MickeyD's for breakfast. 😋 I'm just livin' in the USA! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
February 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's #NewYearsDay, and I just got home from visiting the happiest place on earth. 🌎 WallyWorld! 😁 The WalMartions 👽 were already out in force! #TimsWalmartAdventure
January 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Love is like a dying ember
And only memories remain
And through the ages I'll remember
Shopping at WallyWorld in the rain
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March 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just another morning trip to HellMart. Home of surly employees and rising prices. 😠 I'm going for a walk🚶‍♂️now to clear my head. 😮‍💨 #TimsWalmartAdventure
May 19, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I went shopping this morning. A lot of people have bakeries and donut shops where they make fresh goods daily. 😋 I got HellMart! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Good morning everyone. I'm at my favorite adult playground. 😌 HellMart! 😁 Thought I'd go early before the holiday crowd trampled me. 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
July 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays at HellMart always get me down

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September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was at HellMart 😠
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February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I was at WallyWorld when they opened at 6 am. this morning. The place was already turning into a zoo 😳 but I got out unscathed! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
November 27, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Good thing I went to HellMart early this morning. I made it out and back home just in time before the storms here ⛈️ started. 😃 #TimsWalmartAdventure
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm back from HellMart. As a modern-day hunter/gatherer, I have to go out among the WalMartions from time to time seeking food and supplies. It ain't gettin' any easier! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
June 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Scratch HellMart off my list of things to do today. Got in and out in record time. 😃 Seems like everything has jumped up in price again, too! 😠 #TimsWalmartAdventure
May 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I just got back from HellMart. Yes, I went on a Friday afternoon. All I can say is never again! Too many psycho people 🤪 out today. And no, things ain't gettin' any cheaper! 😠 #TimsWalmartAdventure
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sunday mornings in a small red state town is a time for church ⛪️ services and prayer. 🙏 We have more than a hundred here. 💒 And here I am at HellMart! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
June 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I just got back from HellMart. Actually, it wasn't that crowded but the prices were insane! 😳 I'm not an economist, just a simple cat rancher, 🐈‍⬛️ but I don't think he fixed this! 😠 #TimsWalmartAdventure
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm back from HellMart. Home of surly 😠 employees and rising prices. A pound of ground beef now cost more than my home state of Kentucky's hourly minimum wage of $7.25 that's been unchanged since 2009. 😑 #TimsWalmartAdventure
April 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Someday, you'll find your place in the sun. 🌞 I found mine today at WallyWorld. 😁 And let me tell ya, it was the New Zoo Review inside! 🤪😜 #TimsWalmartAdventure
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good morning and happy #Caturday everyone. 😺 I took this early this morning before I left for HellMart. 😠 I'm back now and exhausted. 😩 I decided to stock up in anticipation of rising prices. I think everybody else had the same idea. It was a madhouse! 🤪 #TimsWalmartAdventure
March 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Thanks to Milo 🐈‍⬛️ and Molly, 🐈 I was up at 4 am this morning. So I thought, "Why not go to HellMart when they open at 6 am and get it over with?" Less people, less drama! 😁 #TimsWalmartAdventure
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM