#TinyHands-in-Chief
June 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Currently, the NG is being called up by Walz. Completely separately, two battalions of the Army are being put in standby by the Cheeto-in-chief.

TinyHands can't order around the NG without invoking the Insurrection Act, as doing otherwise would require the consent of the Governor.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
King Tinyhands 45th
Cheeto shitgibbon
Paedo-in-Chief
Krasnov
Dump
Mango Moron
Putin's bitch
Putin's Cockholster
Dumbold Shitler
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Since his birthday is also Flag Day, we should make him some flags:
The Grabsdem flag, with the legend Don’t Creep On Me and a snake who is Tinyhands Diaperbaby with hands in grabbing position;
Felon-in-chief;
Rapist-in-chief;
Child-rapist-in-chief;
Grifter-in-chief;
1/2
June 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"Caesar has spoken, such has it ever been, so ever shall it be." At least in the minds of Tinyhands and the Chief Injustice.
January 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Kind of surprised that Bondi got the boot before Hegseth considering the blameshot Commander-In-Chief Tinyhands fired at him...what was it last week or this week? I can't keep pace with their bullshit anymore.
Take the win this time.
You know what I mean.
Focus.
April 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM