#Toadies
Stalin could only have dreamed of having such toadies.
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They’re all feeble toadies.
TRUMP: Tom, how good a president is Trump?

HOMAN: Greatest president of my lifetime. I got a question for the construction workers -- are you all legal?

WORKERS: Yes sir
May 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This is it exactly. Mock these toadies right to their faces.
Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.
February 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This man will go down in history as one of the biggest obsequious Trump Toadies.

This is total bullshit.
June 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Pathetic corrupt toadies
Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff are all smiles as they meet with Putin in the Kremlin

(Gavriil Grigorov/AFP via Getty)
September 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The government hands your tax dollars out as gifts to the President‘s criminous toadies.
March 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Watch this get called TREASON by Trump and his loathsome toadies
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Aug 29
JUST IN: The US Army has issued a stark rebuke of the Donald Trump campaign for an incident with an employee at Arlington National Cemetery. cnn.it/4dZ2Wq3
August 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
What an amazing coincidence that all of Trump’s toadies tweeted out praise that used the exact same language.
February 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wonder if the other toadies are capable of having an introspective morning
July 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Toadies time in the barrel
DOOCY: It sounds like the Russians are helping Iran target and attack Americans--

TRUMP: That's an easy problem compared to what we're doing here. What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We're talking about something else.
March 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Thank you, President Biden and President Macron.

Trump toadies are already trying to attribute this to him, which is asinine.
BREAKING: President Biden announces Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire deal
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Toadies
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No kings, no Nazis, no Russian toadies
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Would you acknowledge [bad faith spin from the administration’s toadies which I will present as an objective fact]?”
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?

MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trump is doing that thing where he sits at his desk while all his toadies stand around him
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Donald Trump and his massively incompetent Administration of Obsequious Toadies.

Worshiped only by the Republican MAGA Cult of the Perpetually Stupid.

Decent Americans say No Más.
May 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Good for her.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Trumps toadies.
Just received this statement from Lisa Cook:
"President Trump purported to fire me 'for cause' when no cause exists under the law, and he has no authority to do so. I will not resign. I will continue to carry out my duties to help the American economy as I have been doing since 2022."
President Trump said he is firing Lisa Cook, a Federal Reserve governor, "effective immediately." It's his most direct assault yet on Fed independence -- and a step that it is far from clear he can legally take.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/u... #EconSky
August 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I love that Trump's toadies are wearing comically large shoes because the boss bought them and they're too chickenshit to mention that he guessed the wrong size.
March 11, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Trump is taking your checks to give to his crypto toadies.
The former head of the Social Security Administration says he expects the agency to miss on some payments over the next three months, interrupting some people's benefits, for the first time in Social Security's history of eight decades: www.cnbc.com/2025/03/01/d...
Social Security has never missed a payment. DOGE actions threaten 'interruption of benefits,' ex-agency head says
New changes at the U.S. Social Security Administration may put its ability to deliver monthly benefit checks at risk, former agency head says.
www.cnbc.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trump's toadies keeping kissing his ass as he wraps up a cabinet meeting that lasted more than three hours
August 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Minnesota in the streets while North Dakota sends toadies to the Senate
EISEN: Didn't you admit what Trump is doing to Powell is coercion?

CRAMER: It's no secret he would like Powell out. So would I. This would be an elegant way out

E: You think it'd be 'elegant' for Fed chair under threat of indictment to step down? That doesn't sound elegant

C: Ok. So you disagree
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Of all the toadies who have todied, Bessent toadies the toadiest.
The U.S. Mint will soon begin producing a new $1 gold-hued coin with President Trump’s face on it to commemorate America’s 250th birthday, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced.
U.S. Mint to produce $1 coin with Trump’s face on it, treasury secretary says
The U.S. Mint will soon begin producing a new $1 gold-hued coin with President Donald Trump’s face on it.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM