#Today
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY:
October 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
lotta replies like this today
This was a pretty good one
October 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Today It's Bibi's Turn.......
October 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Another Coffee Spitter Today
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Replying to a MAGA cultist vaccine denier ...
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October 26, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Pump was pumping today ( . )( . )
October 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
59 Candles 🎂 today for the Oscar-winning JULIA ROBERTS
October 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Natalie Harp and her gigantic bag are with the president again today

#TravelWithNatalie

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
October 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
logged into bluesky today 👁️
October 27, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Today in Politics, Bulletin 489. Everything you need to know about what happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Today in Politics, Bulletin 489. 10/26/26
… The midterms are going so well for Republicans that Trump is campaigning in Mississippi today and Vance is in Montana.
open.substack.com
October 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
mood today
October 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
64 Candles 🎂 today for CARY ELWES
October 26, 2026 at 8:52 AM
5 years on testosterone today!!
October 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Can it be today, please 🙏🏻
October 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
“a farmer doesn’t like a handout” is the funniest thing i have read today
Tennessee farmer's fuel bill was $20,000 for just 2 weeks:

"I wish they could see what it costs us to plant a crop and what we are getting paid... A farmer doesn't like a handout. He would rather have a fair market."
October 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
can I be your toy today?
October 26, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Thirsty today
October 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The Trump admin got the Cassidy Hutchinson indictment attempt shoved down their throat today. Rejoice. 🔥
October 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Maybe focus on Huerta today as opposed to her rapist.
October 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I WILL be productive today
I WILL be productive today
I WILL be productive today
I WILL be productive today
I WILL be productive today
October 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Being chesty today
October 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
your moment of zen via some film i scanned today
October 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Good lines today.

WIP
October 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahaha today is the funniest fucking day
October 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ugh feeling rough today
October 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
something about today
October 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM