The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed
November 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed
Stop insulting toddlers
One thing worth noting about DOJ's last-minute election frenzy: It seems to be freaking out laypeople, but my impression after speaking to election experts is that all this is more like a toddler throwing a tantrum and smearing feces on the wall
thE 60 daY RuLe
November 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Stop insulting toddlers
The entire @nytimes governance are thin-skinned toddlers.
November 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The entire @nytimes governance are thin-skinned toddlers.
Honestly give me the cut where Annakin obliterates a room full of toddlers in one unbroken take. Play the freebird solo over it.
You’re not gonna believe this…
November 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Honestly give me the cut where Annakin obliterates a room full of toddlers in one unbroken take. Play the freebird solo over it.
I'm sad, and drawing babies/toddlers doing normal baby/toddler things makes me happy
November 3, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I'm sad, and drawing babies/toddlers doing normal baby/toddler things makes me happy
The political instincts of toddlers in this moment.
A huge fuck you to Vanity Fair for continuing to attack the Bidens for no reason.
October 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The political instincts of toddlers in this moment.
Thrilling toddlers is all that matters.
November 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Thrilling toddlers is all that matters.
At least toddlers eventually learn to use the toilet🤷♀️
October 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
At least toddlers eventually learn to use the toilet🤷♀️
Spotted a LOT of toddlers at the park with “I Voted” stickers. Definitely not 18. Hope Trump is getting to the bottom of this
November 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Spotted a LOT of toddlers at the park with “I Voted” stickers. Definitely not 18. Hope Trump is getting to the bottom of this
Toddlers are better liars than this.
November 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Toddlers are better liars than this.
I got a Brother black and white laser printer when I was in college and it not only survived two rowdy toddlers, it lasted one of them through when *they* were in college
has anyone tried inventing a home printer that actually works
November 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I got a Brother black and white laser printer when I was in college and it not only survived two rowdy toddlers, it lasted one of them through when *they* were in college
Hate it when I’m pushed into murdering a room full of toddlers.
November 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Hate it when I’m pushed into murdering a room full of toddlers.
Parents of toddlers on daylight savings time deserve 50000 dollars
November 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Parents of toddlers on daylight savings time deserve 50000 dollars
Updated my handle and connected my domain (FYI) ✌️
Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras
ALT: Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras
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November 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Updated my handle and connected my domain (FYI) ✌️
The classic competitive authoritarian playbook: tilt the playing field, but then your team is a bunch of toddlers who don’t know what goal to shoot at
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The classic competitive authoritarian playbook: tilt the playing field, but then your team is a bunch of toddlers who don’t know what goal to shoot at
They should make women's pants with those elastic adjusters like toddlers' pants have
November 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
They should make women's pants with those elastic adjusters like toddlers' pants have
*character murders a bunch of toddlers* finally, someone to base my political views off of
November 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
*character murders a bunch of toddlers* finally, someone to base my political views off of
Me summer of 2025 at 70. Turning 72 next month.
My response to those toddlers:
#TakeASeat
#HoldMyDrink
#ByeFelicia
My response to those toddlers:
#TakeASeat
#HoldMyDrink
#ByeFelicia
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Me summer of 2025 at 70. Turning 72 next month.
My response to those toddlers:
#TakeASeat
#HoldMyDrink
#ByeFelicia
My response to those toddlers:
#TakeASeat
#HoldMyDrink
#ByeFelicia
What is with toddlers and needing to be in the dog kennel all. the. time?
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
What is with toddlers and needing to be in the dog kennel all. the. time?
Dems possibly winning the Senate & House won't be enough for me, Schumer & Jeffries need to be replaced at the top
November 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I am so over these fucking emotional toddlers
November 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I am so over these fucking emotional toddlers