October 31, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Dawn breaks and the last hedgehog of the night toddles off to bed somewhere in the woods. 🦔
October 31, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Dawn breaks and the last hedgehog of the night toddles off to bed somewhere in the woods. 🦔
tbh i worder toddles wrong
its more so "there still hope Toddles will grow out of it"
its more so "there still hope Toddles will grow out of it"
October 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
tbh i worder toddles wrong
its more so "there still hope Toddles will grow out of it"
its more so "there still hope Toddles will grow out of it"
@michaellegge.bsky.social MICHAEL! OK, now that I have your attention... Any upcoming London shows? Finding your gig schedule online is best borderline impossible. Thanks! Toddles!
October 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
@michaellegge.bsky.social MICHAEL! OK, now that I have your attention... Any upcoming London shows? Finding your gig schedule online is best borderline impossible. Thanks! Toddles!
“Vulgar and muddled”: headline decade overdue.
If NYT thinks Trump is “barnstorming” country, i.e. visiting small towns, engaging in real grassroots campaigning, they need to travel west of East Orange now & then.
“Stamina”? He toddles on & off a customized 747 with every luxury and babbles a bit.
If NYT thinks Trump is “barnstorming” country, i.e. visiting small towns, engaging in real grassroots campaigning, they need to travel west of East Orange now & then.
“Stamina”? He toddles on & off a customized 747 with every luxury and babbles a bit.
The New York Times writes what should have been written years ago, and still manages to sugarcoat it.
Trump is a vulgar, incoherent, mentally declining disgrace who has no fucking business occupying the Oval Office.
The press spent years normalizing this shit.
Trump is a vulgar, incoherent, mentally declining disgrace who has no fucking business occupying the Oval Office.
The press spent years normalizing this shit.
November 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
“Vulgar and muddled”: headline decade overdue.
If NYT thinks Trump is “barnstorming” country, i.e. visiting small towns, engaging in real grassroots campaigning, they need to travel west of East Orange now & then.
“Stamina”? He toddles on & off a customized 747 with every luxury and babbles a bit.
If NYT thinks Trump is “barnstorming” country, i.e. visiting small towns, engaging in real grassroots campaigning, they need to travel west of East Orange now & then.
“Stamina”? He toddles on & off a customized 747 with every luxury and babbles a bit.
Oh look! Isn't that adorable? Another clueless shit-poster toddles up to the table where the adults are chatting. So tell us, Kermit... What is fascism?
October 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Oh look! Isn't that adorable? Another clueless shit-poster toddles up to the table where the adults are chatting. So tell us, Kermit... What is fascism?
Dandy is closested gay that shields himself eith homophobia
Eggson is trying to be kinder but old ways die hard
Gigi is troll
Poppy was sadly traumatixe religiously and now is stuvk with that
Rodger is also closested gay
Tisha got one bad relantionship and now is homophobic
Toddles still got hope
Eggson is trying to be kinder but old ways die hard
Gigi is troll
Poppy was sadly traumatixe religiously and now is stuvk with that
Rodger is also closested gay
Tisha got one bad relantionship and now is homophobic
Toddles still got hope
October 28, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Dandy is closested gay that shields himself eith homophobia
Eggson is trying to be kinder but old ways die hard
Gigi is troll
Poppy was sadly traumatixe religiously and now is stuvk with that
Rodger is also closested gay
Tisha got one bad relantionship and now is homophobic
Toddles still got hope
Eggson is trying to be kinder but old ways die hard
Gigi is troll
Poppy was sadly traumatixe religiously and now is stuvk with that
Rodger is also closested gay
Tisha got one bad relantionship and now is homophobic
Toddles still got hope
On my way back to Boston, a moment of comic relief in the airport as a single ham sandwich with perfectly sliced bread slowly toddles down the conveyor belt, balancing on a suitcase as it approaches the maw of an impending x-ray machine.
Uproar, laughter, and disruption are followed by a […]
Uproar, laughter, and disruption are followed by a […]
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October 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
On my way back to Boston, a moment of comic relief in the airport as a single ham sandwich with perfectly sliced bread slowly toddles down the conveyor belt, balancing on a suitcase as it approaches the maw of an impending x-ray machine.
Uproar, laughter, and disruption are followed by a […]
Uproar, laughter, and disruption are followed by a […]
Stopping up his ears and bleating he doesn't want to hear a crazy theory...
Tho, the screaming in his head must be giving him splitting headaches because he knows Drumpf has told him all his evil plans to stay in power...
Toddles, you better hope you only end up in the Hague...
Tho, the screaming in his head must be giving him splitting headaches because he knows Drumpf has told him all his evil plans to stay in power...
Toddles, you better hope you only end up in the Hague...
BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6--
BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy
BASH: This is a president who has a history
BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy
BASH: This is a president who has a history
October 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Stopping up his ears and bleating he doesn't want to hear a crazy theory...
Tho, the screaming in his head must be giving him splitting headaches because he knows Drumpf has told him all his evil plans to stay in power...
Toddles, you better hope you only end up in the Hague...
Tho, the screaming in his head must be giving him splitting headaches because he knows Drumpf has told him all his evil plans to stay in power...
Toddles, you better hope you only end up in the Hague...
It's like this little kiddie's instinctively inventing soccer as he toddles. I mean he's still a TODDLER! And his teammates can't keep up with him: to whom would he even pass the freaking ball? And also: toddler! Don't expect a little child to have memorized random grownup conventions.
October 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's like this little kiddie's instinctively inventing soccer as he toddles. I mean he's still a TODDLER! And his teammates can't keep up with him: to whom would he even pass the freaking ball? And also: toddler! Don't expect a little child to have memorized random grownup conventions.
Most times one of our toddlers toddles down the hall and rounds the corner, I say "[toddlername] comin'" but my wife hasn't seen the Wire so she thinks it's just an odd thing I say
It's a good bit
It's a good bit
October 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Most times one of our toddlers toddles down the hall and rounds the corner, I say "[toddlername] comin'" but my wife hasn't seen the Wire so she thinks it's just an odd thing I say
It's a good bit
It's a good bit
WTF is this shit. It’s like watching a couple of psychotic, toddles argue about who’s committing more genocide.
No trump did it, no Elon did, no trump did it, no Elon did it, no the order came from the White House, but it’s elons product, wait no I did it wait no I did it, no me, no me.
No trump did it, no Elon did, no trump did it, no Elon did it, no the order came from the White House, but it’s elons product, wait no I did it wait no I did it, no me, no me.
October 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
WTF is this shit. It’s like watching a couple of psychotic, toddles argue about who’s committing more genocide.
No trump did it, no Elon did, no trump did it, no Elon did it, no the order came from the White House, but it’s elons product, wait no I did it wait no I did it, no me, no me.
No trump did it, no Elon did, no trump did it, no Elon did it, no the order came from the White House, but it’s elons product, wait no I did it wait no I did it, no me, no me.
“Stolen” they’re calling it?
Look if you leave actual literal treasure in the wilderness and some adventurer toddles along and finds it, you really can’t claim it was stolen.
Look if you leave actual literal treasure in the wilderness and some adventurer toddles along and finds it, you really can’t claim it was stolen.
October 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
“Stolen” they’re calling it?
Look if you leave actual literal treasure in the wilderness and some adventurer toddles along and finds it, you really can’t claim it was stolen.
Look if you leave actual literal treasure in the wilderness and some adventurer toddles along and finds it, you really can’t claim it was stolen.
Waving to his imaginary fan club of nubile cheerleaders that goes with him in his head everywhere he toddles.
October 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Waving to his imaginary fan club of nubile cheerleaders that goes with him in his head everywhere he toddles.
I'm a grandad, I always want them to be babies, my youngest grandson is nearly two, he toddles around and if warned to 'mind the table' you get a look that says ' I know who the idiots are' , these are his years, grandad is here to support, care, and not constrain.
October 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I'm a grandad, I always want them to be babies, my youngest grandson is nearly two, he toddles around and if warned to 'mind the table' you get a look that says ' I know who the idiots are' , these are his years, grandad is here to support, care, and not constrain.
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October 21, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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there are sooooooo many better targets on here, I go looking for fights too and we're up to our necks in transphobes, genocide deniers, other racists, rape apologists, shitlibs and the occasional weird conservative that toddles their way onto this site. hosey's target recognition is unforgivably bad
October 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
there are sooooooo many better targets on here, I go looking for fights too and we're up to our necks in transphobes, genocide deniers, other racists, rape apologists, shitlibs and the occasional weird conservative that toddles their way onto this site. hosey's target recognition is unforgivably bad
a toddler is someone who toddles
October 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
a toddler is someone who toddles