Kimmel last night: "T's popularity is somewhere between Bill Cosby and people clipping their toenails in public."
Give those writers a raise! Always sharp & funny -- like toenails clipped in public.
Give those writers a raise! Always sharp & funny -- like toenails clipped in public.
April 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Kimmel last night: "T's popularity is somewhere between Bill Cosby and people clipping their toenails in public."
Give those writers a raise! Always sharp & funny -- like toenails clipped in public.
Give those writers a raise! Always sharp & funny -- like toenails clipped in public.
Poppy red toenails
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Poppy red toenails
I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
Emi & Bryn: What’s for dinner, Ashy?
Me: foot,
Me: foot,
March 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Emi & Bryn: What’s for dinner, Ashy?
Me: foot,
Me: foot,
*watching porn
He really needs to clip his toenails.
He really needs to clip his toenails.
April 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
*watching porn
He really needs to clip his toenails.
He really needs to clip his toenails.
my gpus toenails were getting long so i clipped them
March 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
my gpus toenails were getting long so i clipped them
hit so hard I bet it hurt in his toenails
September 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
hit so hard I bet it hurt in his toenails
There's an ad on Tumblr about toenails rotting and getting peeled off from fungus and I don't think I want to see that actually.
September 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There's an ad on Tumblr about toenails rotting and getting peeled off from fungus and I don't think I want to see that actually.
gotta take care of your peets. #animalart #furryart
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
gotta take care of your peets. #animalart #furryart
toenails are the teeth of the foot
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
toenails are the teeth of the foot
Hooves are just toenails
January 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hooves are just toenails
Narrator’s Voice: ‘Biden’s toenails have a higher I.Q. than Donald Trump.
August 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Narrator’s Voice: ‘Biden’s toenails have a higher I.Q. than Donald Trump.
My dog, who hates having his nails trimmed, just watched me clip my own toenails & looked at me with an expression of pure horror when I finished.
September 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
My dog, who hates having his nails trimmed, just watched me clip my own toenails & looked at me with an expression of pure horror when I finished.
toenails are bullshit
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
toenails are bullshit
Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti
Toenails or soles? :3
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Toenails or soles? :3
I heard Cuomo got last-minute endorsements from ingrown toenails, guys who turn right from the left-hand turn lane, and Lyme disease
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I heard Cuomo got last-minute endorsements from ingrown toenails, guys who turn right from the left-hand turn lane, and Lyme disease
At the breakfast buffet, and even though I don’t want to, I can’t stop staring at the sandal-wearing old man’s toenails. They’re like Dracula’s eyes
November 27, 2024 at 3:21 PM
At the breakfast buffet, and even though I don’t want to, I can’t stop staring at the sandal-wearing old man’s toenails. They’re like Dracula’s eyes
guy clipping his toenails at an orgy
March 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
guy clipping his toenails at an orgy
September 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
C’était pas toujours facile avec les pieds…
Long Red Toenails: I'm Ready
ALT: Long Red Toenails: I'm Ready
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September 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
C’était pas toujours facile avec les pieds…
Whose toenails are prettier?
February 21, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Whose toenails are prettier?
THEY WALK ON THEIR TOENAILS
June 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
THEY WALK ON THEIR TOENAILS