#TomT
Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a real "lemon it's wednesday" kind of tuesday
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Morning Zen. Tesla schadenfreude edition.
April 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hat tip to another great cartoonist, Tom Tomorrow, for seemingly breaking the news here bsky.app/profile/tomt...
This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires

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Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
in the CVS, pushing the button for an employee to come and unlock the case with the oral stroker and the buzzy butt
February 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This person told him where to go.

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This video must go viral. Right at the beginning, Inuit politician Tillie Martinussen emphasizes that Greenlanders do not value money and that the land belongs to the general public. They do not want to lose their free health insurance and free university education in Denmark.
Greenlandic Politician Shows Mirror To Trump Over Island Invasion Plan: 'He Doesn't Know About...'
YouTube video by Hook Global
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
26 hours, give or take, as it turns out

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how long till we find out that wasn't even the right boat
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I liked this take: bsky.app/profile/tomt...
joy and laughter are acts of defiance
We should be able to vote to ban guys for having bad vibes
December 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Any opportunity with Rees-Mogg,
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"And thus I clothe my naked villany
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
William Shakespeare, Richard III.
June 23, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Når Vinmonopolet er tomt for Baileys: Tantes Inferno.
August 9, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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Team uncut here 😏
Per il #fcf #fatcockfriday #penerdì ve la lascio ma a colori
September 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Alltså. Jag orkar inte. Det är verkligen tomt där inne.
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Grusomt. På egen tomt! Kan du tenke deg.
September 15, 2023 at 7:11 AM
holy shit miller just said "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the number one traffickers of children, girls, into sex slavery on planet earth"

this is not a bit, I am not making this up

these folks are *really* not doing great walking back the weird allegations
August 8, 2024 at 3:15 PM
ok fine I did it. I made this for myself but you are welcome to it as well. tomtomorrow.threadless.com/designs/curr...
March 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
well that didn't take long
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I guess there are upsides to being a billionaire but the downside is you have to hang around with other billionaires, and I would rather die of dysentery
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
see fourth panel bsky.app/profile/tomt...
We’re burning the planet for this 🤷‍♂️
December 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Du vet du er i Molde når det er tomt på stadion og tomt på puben
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
June 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
ég skildi ekki "glasið hálf fullt eða hálf tómt" orðatiltækið þegar ég var yngri því fyrir mér eru þetta gjörólík hugtök
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
feedback from the fans makes it all worthwhile tho bsky.app/profile/tomt...
and you will never be burdened by this dilemma again, at least on this platform
August 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Danby Choi er vel noe av det nærmeste vi kommer en norsk grifter. Et tomt skall. #polkvart
October 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM