Is three gin and tonics at breakfast too many or too few? Yes.
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Is three gin and tonics at breakfast too many or too few? Yes.
dealers of rare cordials and tinctures and tonics
March 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
dealers of rare cordials and tinctures and tonics
Are gin and tonics having a moment?
January 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Are gin and tonics having a moment?
Not going to judge Pete Hegseth’s three morning gin and tonics until I know what gin he’s drinking.
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Not going to judge Pete Hegseth’s three morning gin and tonics until I know what gin he’s drinking.
Se nos va de las manos lo de los gin-tonics.
August 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Se nos va de las manos lo de los gin-tonics.
Or radium containing tonics.
One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Or radium containing tonics.
The Wirecutter | These hefty water bottles have room for four gin and tonics.
February 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Wirecutter | These hefty water bottles have room for four gin and tonics.
Worried about Pete Hegseth heading up the Department of Defense? These breakfast gin and tonics will make you feel like you know him.
January 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Worried about Pete Hegseth heading up the Department of Defense? These breakfast gin and tonics will make you feel like you know him.
“Pentatonic” means five gin and tonics, right?
Music, shmusic.
Music, shmusic.
February 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
“Pentatonic” means five gin and tonics, right?
Music, shmusic.
Music, shmusic.
My man looks like he has an entire pantry reserved for "my tonics"
August 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
My man looks like he has an entire pantry reserved for "my tonics"
3 gins, 2 tonics & a pamplemousse.
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
3 gins, 2 tonics & a pamplemousse.
Whether it’s Lloyd Austin earning four stars as a general or Pete Hegseth drinking four gin and tonics before noon, both Secretaries of Defense have some impressive accomplishments.
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Whether it’s Lloyd Austin earning four stars as a general or Pete Hegseth drinking four gin and tonics before noon, both Secretaries of Defense have some impressive accomplishments.
Lunch break? Baby, Pete is on record as drinking gin and tonics at BREAKFAST.
I honestly can't tell jokes anymore b/c @schumer.senate.gov today wants to get with all of his GOP friends and "work together" like the good ole days. Meanwhile, Heggie is putting everyone in danger after having too many cocktails during his lunch break.
March 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Lunch break? Baby, Pete is on record as drinking gin and tonics at BREAKFAST.
We are developing the following changes to Tonics, planned to release on December 17, 2024. Our main goals are to give you far more opportunities to earn the weapons you're chasing with Tonics and decrease instances of Tonics running out mid activity.
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
We are developing the following changes to Tonics, planned to release on December 17, 2024. Our main goals are to give you far more opportunities to earn the weapons you're chasing with Tonics and decrease instances of Tonics running out mid activity.
Christ preached forgiveness, mercy, and peace. A guy who beats his girlfriends and has four gin-and-tonics before breakfast says we should kill for Jesus in Iran. For busy church-goers, it’s hard to know who to believe.
April 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Christ preached forgiveness, mercy, and peace. A guy who beats his girlfriends and has four gin-and-tonics before breakfast says we should kill for Jesus in Iran. For busy church-goers, it’s hard to know who to believe.
Tonics and tinctures 🌝
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tonics and tinctures 🌝
That dude is in a run club, this is light work for him even twelve vodka tonics in
August 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That dude is in a run club, this is light work for him even twelve vodka tonics in
more like. jam and tonics
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
more like. jam and tonics
What's your pleasure? We carry potions and tonics for every eventuality..
September 13, 2024 at 7:13 PM
What's your pleasure? We carry potions and tonics for every eventuality..
This reality of praying for your life at 3am and then sitting outside with friends drinking espresso tonics at 9am is still so bizarre
June 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This reality of praying for your life at 3am and then sitting outside with friends drinking espresso tonics at 9am is still so bizarre
"What kind of limp drinks do you have?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, limp drinks, not hard drinks. Coke or pepsi."
"You mean soft drinks?"
"Show me your flaccid tonics."
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, limp drinks, not hard drinks. Coke or pepsi."
"You mean soft drinks?"
"Show me your flaccid tonics."
July 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
"What kind of limp drinks do you have?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, limp drinks, not hard drinks. Coke or pepsi."
"You mean soft drinks?"
"Show me your flaccid tonics."
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, limp drinks, not hard drinks. Coke or pepsi."
"You mean soft drinks?"
"Show me your flaccid tonics."
Having mastered submarine engineering, Russian military history, and large language models, I'd like to give you a careful estimate of how many gin and tonics one can safely drink before noon...(1/23)
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Having mastered submarine engineering, Russian military history, and large language models, I'd like to give you a careful estimate of how many gin and tonics one can safely drink before noon...(1/23)
sometimes two gin and tonics deep and singing roberta flack at karaoke is what i need to cure all of my diseases forever
September 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
sometimes two gin and tonics deep and singing roberta flack at karaoke is what i need to cure all of my diseases forever
just found out this also works with gin and tonics
just had two beers- time to type "Bruce Hornsby" into YouTube
September 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
just found out this also works with gin and tonics