It’s hot out and my body said hydration, so naturally I listened… with beer🤭🍺
If you need me, I’ll be melting slightly slower than usual. Cheers to surviving summer one pint at a time! 😅☀️

#TooHotToFunction #BeerTherapy

I stood here for 3 minutes pretending I wasn’t melting… for the shot. 😅
Now taking bets: will I dive in gracefully or bellyflop like a majestic dolphin with bad timing? 🐬💦

💬 Dive or chill — what’s your poolside personality?

#TooHotToFunction #TropicalDrama #PoseNowPanicLater #SunKissedAndSarcastic

#WritersLife

Spending the day in the pool with a book or two.

Totally productive…

Writers call it work! Priming the pump...

Everyone else calls it a pool day. ☀️📚

How's your Monday going?

What creative projects are you working on?

#writers #amwriting #TooHotToFunction #SizzlingSummer

🕶️ Live now: www.twitch.tv/GrandadM

#DeusEx #InvisibleWar #Cyberpunk #TooHotToFunction #StoryRich #30sGamer #MetalheadGaming #TwitchStreamer #HeatwaveGaming

i just bought a slurpee and it was melted by the time i got home, around the corner, from 7-11. #fucksummer #heatwave #toohottofunction

The heat is vile today 🥵🔥☀️ Roll on October and spooky season! 🎃👻💀
#notmadeforthisweather #toohot #toohottofunction #heatwavessuck

It’s so hot in the RV today, I tried to fry an egg on the counter. The egg said no. Said it’s union and doesn’t work past 90 degrees.

#RVlife #WritersInTheWild #HeatWave #EggStrike #TooHotToFunction #fulltimerv #AmWriting #barely

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Dreaming of cool ocean breezes and Alaska views while baking in this Texas heat. Someone pass me a buoy. 🦭❄️🌊

#AlaskaDreaming #TooHotToFunction” #AlaskaCruise #RoyalCaribbean #QuantumoftheSeas #TravelCouple #Travelmemes #VacationMemes

Current Status: Somewhere between "sun-kissed" and "deep-fried." 🌞🔥
If anyone needs me, I’ve evaporated.
Please water your friends today — we are wilting. 💦🥵
#Melting #TooHotToFunction #SendIceCream

"Woke up from my so-called 'rest' in the blazing inferno that is Philippine summer. Instead of feeling refreshed, I feel like a roasted Pig. At this point, a nuclear winter sounds like a refreshing vacation." ❄🔥😩
#philippinesheat 🔥
#summertimestruggles 🌞
#toohottofunction 🥵
#NuclearWinterWhen