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TOP 5 WORST SEAFOOD BANDS:

5. CalamaREO Speedwagon
4. Sushi and the Banshees
3. The Captain and Ten Eels
2. Death Crab For Cutie
1. Abalone Justice

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March 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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TOP 5 WORST BREAD BANDS:

5. Bannock! at the Disco
4. TIE: Quiet Rye / Focacciagoogoo
3. Brack Sabbath
2. TIE: Naan Halen / Sourdoughboys
1. Pumpernickelback

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August 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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TOP 5 WORST FONT ROCK SONGS:

5. Time After Times New Roman
4. I Shot the Serif
3. Highway to Helvetica
2. TIE: Garamond Wayward Son / Ahead By Old Century
1. Goudy Vibrations

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March 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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TOP 5 WORST GANGSTER CHEESE FILMS:

5. The Ricottafather
4. Black Mascarpone
3. Gouda Fellas
2. TIE: The Irish Manchego / Sexy Bries
1. Parmagianni Dangerously

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July 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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TOP 5 WORST CAMPING MUSICIANS:

5. Bad Bunky
4. Trailer Swift
3. Tent CC
2. TIE: Bonfire Scott / Citronella Fitzgerald
1. Canoe Order

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February 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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TOP 5 WORST BREAKFAST MUSICIANS:

5. Juice Newton
4. Hollandaise & Oatmeal
3. TIE: The Specials K / The Full English Beat
2. James HashBrown
1. The Rolling Scones

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May 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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TOP 5 WORST PRISON SONGS:

5. Toys in the Attica
4. Frankly, Mr. Shank Me
3. You Can Call Me Alcatraz
2. TIE: Folsom Sugar On Me/ Guantanamora
1. Shawshank Redemption Song

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November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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TOP 5 WORST SHAKESPEAREAN AILMENTS:

5. Poliothello
4. All’s Welt That Ends Welt
3. King Learyngitis
2. TIE: Typhus Andronicus / Twelfth Night Sweat
1. Goryoldanus

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September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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TOP 5 WORST VIDEO GAMES:

5. Honky Kong
4. TIE: Christian Rock Band / Grand Theft Autotune
3. Mimecraft
2. TIE: Collect Call of Duty /Super Mario Batali
1. Fartnite

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April 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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TOP 5 WORST EASY LISTENING HARD ROCK BANDS:

5. Steely Danzig
4. Percy Faith No More
3. Zamfir Factory
2. TIE: Kenny GG Allin / Mantovani James Dio
1. Bacharach Sabbath

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April 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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TOP 5 WORST CHARITIES:

5. Habitat For Huge Manatees
4. Assfam
3. Doctors With Outboard Motors
2. TIE: American Canker Society / World Wildlife Wrestling Foundation
1. March of Mimes

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March 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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TOP 5 WORST STATE SONGS:

5. Iowa Tiger
4. You’re So Maine
3. Why Don’t We Do It In The Rhode Island?
2. TIE: I Vermont You to Vermont Me / Connecticuts Like a Knife
1. Idaho Lotta Love

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March 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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TOP 5 WORST DENTAL HIP HOP ARTISTS:

5. Big Daddy Novocaine
4. TIE: Kool Molar Dee / Ghostface Drillah
3. The Roots Canal
2. TIE: TMJ-Z / Cardi B-40
1. Toothpac Shakur

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September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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TOP 5 WORST POLITICAL SINGERS:

5. Vance Morrison
4. Englebert Trumperdinck
3. Mamdani Osmond
2. TIE: Lindsey BuckinGraham / Mike HuckaBeeGees
1. Un Direction

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November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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TOP 5 WORST DENTIST FILMS:

5. The Gums of Navarone
4. Dentyne Wolf
3. Dude, Where's My Carpule?
2. TIE: The Molar Express / A Bridge Too Far
1. Flossed in Translation

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April 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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TOP 5 WORST RAPPERS:

5. Grandmother Flash Drive & the Curious Five
4. L'il Wayne Newton
3. Dairy Queen Latifah
2. Sir Meow Mix-a-Lot
1. Snoop Eggy Nog

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February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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TOP 5 WORST BOXING MUSICIANS:

5. Mike & Silvia Tyson
4. Annie Lennox Lewis & The News
3. Roberto Duran Duran
2. TIE: Pink Floyd Mayweather Jr. / Big Rude Jake Lamotta
1. Boy George Foreman

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September 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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TOP 5 WORST SITCOM CHARACTER SANDWICHES:

5. Smoked Meathead
4. The Reuben Kincaid
3. Pulled Mork
2. TIE: Simulated Kramden / Phil Dunphy o’ Fish (2-for-1)
1. Peanut Butter & Jan

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August 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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TOP 5 WORST MUSICAL HAIRSTYLES:

5. Cardi Beehive
4. Larry Mullet Jr.
3. Long John Bald
2. TIE: KoЯnrows / 2 Live Crew Cut
1. Manfred Man Bun

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May 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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TOP 5 WORST WORDS THAT
KINDA SOUND LIKE COMPLETE SENTENCES:

5. Manishevitz
4. Catamaran
3. Discombobulate
2. TIE: Hysterectomy / Yucatan
1. Condominium

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March 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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TOP 5 WORST ROLLING STONES FOOD SONGS:

5. Gimme Shellfish
4. This Could Be the Last Thyme
3. Sympathy For the Devilled Eggs
2. TIE: All Down the Lime / 19th Nervous Breakfast
1. Can’t You Hear Me Knockwurst

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August 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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TOP 5 WORST EGG SONGS:

5. Mean Mr. Custard
4. Deviled With a Blue Dress On
3. Nog Three Times
2. TIE: Scramble On / Zabaione Have Eyes For You
/ Fabergé Night Fever
1. You Can Quiche Your Hat On

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March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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TOP 5 WORST PINK FLOYD ALBUMS:

5. Brown Side of the Moon
4. Wish You Were Her
3. A Saucerful of Sucrets
2. Obscured By Clowns
1. The Wallet

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May 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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TOP 5 WORST CEREAL SONGS:

5. The Unforgettable Fibre
4. Papa’s Got a Bran New Raisin Bag
3. You Can Call Me Alpen
2. TIE: Cheerios Baby / Tupelo Honey Bunches of Oats
1. Pour Some Sugar on Me Cornflakes, Guv’nor!

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July 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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TOP 5 WORST MUSICAL SALAD DRESSINGS:

5. Balsamic Davis Jr.
4. Theme From The Roquefort Files
3. I Hope the Russians Love Their Dressing Too
2. TIE: Midnight Oil & Vinegar / Dijonnaise of Baise / Thunderclap Newman's Own
1. Clouded House

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April 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM