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jrbsays.bsky.social
#TopTips
August 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Convince people you are a Timelord by saying “Ah! Gallifrey!!” in a booming voice as you emerge from a portaloo. #TopTips
Stock image of a blue portaloo. A TURDIS, if you will.
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
adybee.bsky.social
#TopTips 👍
May 31, 2026 at 9:03 AM
alistaircoleman.bsky.social
CONFUSE English people by telling them they’re flying their St George’s flag upside down.

#TopTips
April 23, 2026 at 8:05 AM
adrmil.soapyfrog.com
#viz #toptips 🤣 #meta #humour
A humorous “Top Tip” clipping from a magazine, featuring a joke about saving money on Meta tech glasses, with a large pink “TIPS” logo and the email address toptips@viz.co.uk below.
September 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
scribblerrob.bsky.social
Here for this kind of content. #toptips
June 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
gingers4limpar.bsky.social
ARSENAL PLAYERS.

Give yourselves a huge psychological boost tonight by squinting and imagining it’s Tottenham.

#TopTips
April 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
generalboles.bsky.social
Avoid getting scammed out of £15k for a Glastonbury yurt by not having £15k to spend in the first place #toptips
May 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
anneliesvd.bsky.social
Toptips! Ik moet duidelijk zelf op stap gaan daar.
September 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
alistaircoleman.bsky.social
SAVE TIME next December untangling your Christmas lights by simply throwing them in the bin now. #TopTips
January 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ffabster.bsky.social
ich bitte nun um zuverlässige schnelle toptips gegen erkältung
March 17, 2024 at 9:01 AM
gavgordontogo.bsky.social
Surviving a storm, lesson 1.

Tune in for more of Gav’s #TopTips
October 19, 2023 at 11:51 AM
typejunky.bsky.social
If you answer the door to a cold caller from a popular mobile phone and broadband provider with a potato peeler clenched between your teeth, they don’t hang about. #toptips
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
lacharpenta.bsky.social
Life's too short to eat supermarket tomatoes 🍅 #toptips
July 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
stefgotbooted.bsky.social
Follow me for more organised crime #TopTips!
stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree 🍊🍊🍊 @stefgotbooted.bsky.social · Jul 18
There is only so much stuff a shoplifter can hold on their person undetected. The idea that criminal gangs are using a method which so obviously doesn't scale when they could just cut a deal with people doing night shifts in the massive depots where the goods are stored is laughable.
July 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
bobjim.bsky.social
They cold dodge this one by changing to the British spelling of Aluminium. #toptips
March 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
dockers.bsky.social
United are much more enjoyable when you're full of codeine #toptips
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
alistaircoleman.bsky.social
PHIL OAKEY OUT OFF OF THE HUMAN LEAGUE: It’s been 45 years, mate. She doesn’t want you. #TopTips
August 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
illuminatus.bsky.social
A woman who sounds like the name on a Viz TopTips letter
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 PM
gizmotron.bsky.social
Owners of The Atlantic newspaper: protect your business by renaming it to The Ocean of America. #TopTips
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
wizball50.bsky.social
RECORD COLLECTORS. Did you know that kitchen tiles make ideal spaces for alphabetising your singles in?

Morning all!

#TopTips #vinyl #vinylcommunity #musicsky #recordcollector #7inch
March 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
radiobeartime.com
Why not save a ministerial salary by simply replacing Steve Reed with a copy of the Daily Mail? #TopTips

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Councils warned against adopting four-day week
Local Government Secretary Steve Reed has told council leaders to not introduce four-day working weeks.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
scarsey.bsky.social
#toptips #stayhydrated
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
birdiesbindings.bsky.social
The first of Bert's Top Tips!

#bookbinding #howto #toptips #booksky #jellycat
October 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM