#Topologies
Dammit, now I’m thinking about Fuck Topologies.
August 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
A mano do livro Team Topologies!
September 4, 2024 at 8:18 AM
biblically accurate polycule chart
January 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh god Fuck Topologies
August 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The fundamental misunderstanding in Team Topologies
Slides from my talk this morning at #NDCOslo
The fundamental misunderstanding in Team Topologies
The fundamental misunderstanding in Team Topologies - Download as a PDF or view online for free
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May 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Cultural evolution in networks with different topologies.
February 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
different mesh topologies. you can't change how vertices are connected in a vertex shader
September 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
in the future we may have new onion topologies
Onion rings are one of the best foods
September 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Btw, my argument against Team Topologies is now on YouTube.
The fundamental misunderstanding in Team Topologies - Patricia Aas - NDC Oslo 2025
YouTube video by NDC Conferences
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
please do NOT the edge - this is not a place of honor
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
July 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I have created a Team Topologies starter pack - more folks to come soon!

go.bsky.app/4Vqcosj
October 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
🎤 Kirill Yurkov
Customer Reliability Technical Lead en VictoriaMetrics
📌 From HomeLab to Hyperscale: VictoriaMetrics Topologies
September 25, 2026 at 8:32 AM
[studying polyamorous topologies]

ah, that's a classic mandelbrat fractal
you: poly relationships can work

me: [looking at engineering documents uncomfortably]
January 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
my curmudgeonly take is thay ice cubes are extremely rare and you should refer to ice by the shape its in and not apply "ice cube" to arbitrary topologies

these are simply ice feet
April 26, 2026 at 7:14 AM
re-read team topologies and realizing not enough people have read team topologies
April 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
fuck this shit you don’t say this if you’re not Black try crying anti asian racism at me for a change
February 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
i have been thinking a lot about how much contempt americans of all stripes hold for africans of all stripes. the mere IDEA that we (i was born in south africa) might have different racial topologies to you guys is so outlandish and ridiculous to you that you never even begin to consider it.
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trumpet Topologies
April 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I’ve seen trees you people wouldn’t believe. Deep branches collapsing off the shoulder of a saturated site, unresolved. I watched long-branch attraction glitter in the dark near the root of the Archaea. All those topologies will be lost in time… like tips in a polytomy.
July 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
My thoughts on Team Topologies
patricia.no/2025/05/24/t...
The fundamental misunderstanding in Team Topologies | Patricia Aas
Mastodon Thread
patricia.no
June 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Broadly speaking non-state justice systems are characterized by their network topologies. Either

1) fully distributed
2) decentralized meshes
3) decentralized discrete clans
August 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ideological topologies hereunto unseen
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
don’t worry, we’re putting our finest topologies on the job. and trust me, they’ll be very discrete.
March 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM