I made them butch4femme tourists
February 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I made them butch4femme tourists
Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th
March 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th
Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
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Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
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Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
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March 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
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🚨 Attention: Foreign tourists 🚨
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
🚨 Attention: Foreign tourists 🚨
Republicans want to ban pregnant tourists.
June 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Republicans want to ban pregnant tourists.
What’s the ETA for the patriotic tourists to visit the Supreme Court?
February 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
What’s the ETA for the patriotic tourists to visit the Supreme Court?
U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/
February 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/
Patricia Arquette says US isn't 'safe for tourists' and calls to cancel the Olympics
Patricia Arquette says US isn't 'safe for tourists' and calls to cancel Olympics
Oscar-winning actress Patricia Arquette has issued a warning to tourists worldwide, declaring that the United States is no longer a safe space for them and calling for the 2028 Olympics, planned for L...
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July 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Patricia Arquette says US isn't 'safe for tourists' and calls to cancel the Olympics
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
March 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
Thou shalt arrest the criminals in the Epstein files, not tourists who visit national monuments.
June 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Thou shalt arrest the criminals in the Epstein files, not tourists who visit national monuments.
Tourists canceling trips to the US.
April 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tourists canceling trips to the US.
Two tourists get a surprise visitor ✨
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social
March 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Two tourists get a surprise visitor ✨
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social
For @sapphiresvell.bsky.social
Reporter: Do you think people are scared to come here because they hear stories of tourists that are detained?
Pres. Trump: No. We treat our tourists great.
Pres. Trump: No. We treat our tourists great.
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reporter: Do you think people are scared to come here because they hear stories of tourists that are detained?
Pres. Trump: No. We treat our tourists great.
Pres. Trump: No. We treat our tourists great.
Typical tourists in Paris.
May 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Typical tourists in Paris.
Trump promised vandals. He delivered tourists.
August 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Trump promised vandals. He delivered tourists.
I’ll believe in “common sense” when tourists stop trying to pet bears.
I don’t want common sense politics. I want politics shaped by community representatives and scientists with deep systemic understanding of the problems involved, plus one politician with great communication skills to explain it to us like we’re six.
October 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I’ll believe in “common sense” when tourists stop trying to pet bears.
european tourists trying to walk to world cup stadiums
how it feels trying to get anything done in suburban america without a car
June 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
european tourists trying to walk to world cup stadiums
Us when we're tourists and see other tourists: "fucking tourists..."
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Us when we're tourists and see other tourists: "fucking tourists..."
re the general discourse this morning I think I'm prepared to be controversial and say there are absolutely good tourists and bad tourists (or at least "tourists" and "worst tourists") and it feels silly to pretend that's not the case
April 26, 2026 at 9:21 AM
re the general discourse this morning I think I'm prepared to be controversial and say there are absolutely good tourists and bad tourists (or at least "tourists" and "worst tourists") and it feels silly to pretend that's not the case
gay pride, you love to see it
March 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
gay pride, you love to see it
Wait… all I see are tourists.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Wait… all I see are tourists.
Alien movie where the folk getting eviscerated are billionaire space tourists
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Alien movie where the folk getting eviscerated are billionaire space tourists
There goes U.S. tourism.
Nervous about Trump, international tourists scrap their U.S. travel plans — The Washington Post
International tourists are canceling plans to visit the United States, with Canadians leading the way.
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March 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There goes U.S. tourism.
[OC] Space Tourists - Joe and Roz
March 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
[OC] Space Tourists - Joe and Roz