Someone has just walked in to our #TownNotAVillage info centre and asked me if she can have my autograph! #Fame #Lab26
October 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Someone has just walked in to our #TownNotAVillage info centre and asked me if she can have my autograph! #Fame #Lab26
My Labour MP Michelle Scrogham, who has excellent taste, enjoying a pint in the best pub in my #TownNotAVillage
July 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My Labour MP Michelle Scrogham, who has excellent taste, enjoying a pint in the best pub in my #TownNotAVillage
I have won a £25 voucher to my local pub, in my #TownNotAVillage Brownies raffle. ❤️🍻🍷
March 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I have won a £25 voucher to my local pub, in my #TownNotAVillage Brownies raffle. ❤️🍻🍷
It’s a meh day, but I’m here in our #TownNotAVillage, ready to misinform some tourists.
June 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It’s a meh day, but I’m here in our #TownNotAVillage, ready to misinform some tourists.
We have won our #TownNotAVillage pub quiz! £50 to the Air Ambulance
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We have won our #TownNotAVillage pub quiz! £50 to the Air Ambulance
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We’re so excited about having a new postbox in my #TownNotAVillage
July 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
We’re so excited about having a new postbox in my #TownNotAVillage
Enjoying cheeses from the smokery at the nearest prison to our #TownNotAVillage
August 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Enjoying cheeses from the smokery at the nearest prison to our #TownNotAVillage
A wee bit of my #TownNotAVillage on this wintry afternoon.
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A wee bit of my #TownNotAVillage on this wintry afternoon.
I’m in a generally Very Pleased mood today.
Labour won convincingly in Greater Manchester
I’ve misinformed loads of tourists (and sold them loads of stuff)
I’m enjoying fair cake and ale in my #TownNotAVillage
Labour won convincingly in Greater Manchester
I’ve misinformed loads of tourists (and sold them loads of stuff)
I’m enjoying fair cake and ale in my #TownNotAVillage
August 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I’m in a generally Very Pleased mood today.
Labour won convincingly in Greater Manchester
I’ve misinformed loads of tourists (and sold them loads of stuff)
I’m enjoying fair cake and ale in my #TownNotAVillage
Labour won convincingly in Greater Manchester
I’ve misinformed loads of tourists (and sold them loads of stuff)
I’m enjoying fair cake and ale in my #TownNotAVillage
They’re practising bellringing in my #TownNotAVillage. You don’t hear so much about that in #TheArchers, do you?
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They’re practising bellringing in my #TownNotAVillage. You don’t hear so much about that in #TheArchers, do you?
The new post box in our #TownNotAVillage
My lovely Labour MP Michelle Scrogham came along to help us celebrate.
My lovely Labour MP Michelle Scrogham came along to help us celebrate.
July 24, 2026 at 11:33 AM
The new post box in our #TownNotAVillage
My lovely Labour MP Michelle Scrogham came along to help us celebrate.
My lovely Labour MP Michelle Scrogham came along to help us celebrate.
We’re going to get a postbox in our #TownNotAVillage!
What do you mean, there are more important things happening in the world?
What do you mean, there are more important things happening in the world?
February 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
We’re going to get a postbox in our #TownNotAVillage!
What do you mean, there are more important things happening in the world?
What do you mean, there are more important things happening in the world?
Look at this! I am so excited that my #TownNotAVillage is about to get a community post office. And I’m part of the team. 😊
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Look at this! I am so excited that my #TownNotAVillage is about to get a community post office. And I’m part of the team. 😊
Have had a very nice night out in our #TownNotAVillage
May 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Have had a very nice night out in our #TownNotAVillage
A beautiful day in our #TownNotAVillage
April 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
A beautiful day in our #TownNotAVillage
Goodness. The postmistress of our new #TownNotAVillage Community Post Office has been told I’m good on computers and wants me to be her social media manager.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Goodness. The postmistress of our new #TownNotAVillage Community Post Office has been told I’m good on computers and wants me to be her social media manager.
Cheating on my usual local in my #TownNotAVillage, for the newly-reopened one with the ungooglable name. It is lovely and cosy!
April 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Cheating on my usual local in my #TownNotAVillage, for the newly-reopened one with the ungooglable name. It is lovely and cosy!
Just been told I’ve won our #TownNotAVillage Guides raffle (after winning the Brownies one the other week). It’s another £25 voucher for the pub! I haven’t spent the first one yet…
March 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Just been told I’ve won our #TownNotAVillage Guides raffle (after winning the Brownies one the other week). It’s another £25 voucher for the pub! I haven’t spent the first one yet…
You’re not going to hear about me misinforming tourists for at least a couple of months, for the volunteer-run TIC in my #TownNotAVillage is closing for refurbishment and when we reopen we will hopefully be combined with a new Community Post Office.
September 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You’re not going to hear about me misinforming tourists for at least a couple of months, for the volunteer-run TIC in my #TownNotAVillage is closing for refurbishment and when we reopen we will hopefully be combined with a new Community Post Office.
Great to meet Alfie Moore, the R4 Fair Cop, at our little local theatre tonight. The show was fab and half my #TownNotAVillage seemed to be there…. We should have got a chara up.
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Great to meet Alfie Moore, the R4 Fair Cop, at our little local theatre tonight. The show was fab and half my #TownNotAVillage seemed to be there…. We should have got a chara up.
I have just been talking to a very nice man from United Utilities re my late mum’s water bill.
He asked for my address, and when I told him he said, “Oh, I drove through your #TownNotAVillage once when I got lost! Lovely little place.” 😂
He asked for my address, and when I told him he said, “Oh, I drove through your #TownNotAVillage once when I got lost! Lovely little place.” 😂
September 24, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I have just been talking to a very nice man from United Utilities re my late mum’s water bill.
He asked for my address, and when I told him he said, “Oh, I drove through your #TownNotAVillage once when I got lost! Lovely little place.” 😂
He asked for my address, and when I told him he said, “Oh, I drove through your #TownNotAVillage once when I got lost! Lovely little place.” 😂
Alnwick is even more insular than our #TownNotAVillage
“Were you born here?”
“Aye.”
“What’s yer name?”
“Mark…”
“Surname?”
[…]
“Who’s yer dad?”
“I know him!”
“Were you born here?”
“Aye.”
“What’s yer name?”
“Mark…”
“Surname?”
[…]
“Who’s yer dad?”
“I know him!”
September 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Alnwick is even more insular than our #TownNotAVillage
“Were you born here?”
“Aye.”
“What’s yer name?”
“Mark…”
“Surname?”
[…]
“Who’s yer dad?”
“I know him!”
“Were you born here?”
“Aye.”
“What’s yer name?”
“Mark…”
“Surname?”
[…]
“Who’s yer dad?”
“I know him!”
Just been to our #TownNotAVillage Film Club, to see The Ladykillers, with Alistair Sim et al. Very enjoyable, and a good-sized audience.
September 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Just been to our #TownNotAVillage Film Club, to see The Ladykillers, with Alistair Sim et al. Very enjoyable, and a good-sized audience.