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sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
#CeCeCat sums up the tone of this movie 💤 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
a white and black cat is stretched out asleep on a couch
October 24, 2024 at 3:14 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
I am getting ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS flashbacks #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
#FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5 These names from Shakespeare's TEMPEST -- Caliban, Prospero -- are breaking my English major's heart. 😭😱🫠
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
offbeattheater.bsky.social
Listen... it is not a Trancers movie if Jack doesn't rip off every cliche action movie line. #FrightClub #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Lyra, you have LOUSY aim #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 3:17 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
OMG -- whose genius idea was this horrendous introductory voiceover?! #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
I feel like this endless voiceover is summarizing the entirety of #Trancers4 🤣 (which I missed)

#FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
it's like the film is being run at half speed 🤣 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Good. I'm fast-forwarding.

Thanks!

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
what is boyo's name again? 🐶 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I meant to look for it...

Well, fuck it. 😄

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
frightya.bsky.social
He said "reach deep in your heart," and I thought, that's going to be literal, isn't it, and yes, of course it is

*sigh*

BE LESS PREDICTABLE, MOVIE

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Sidling into #FrightClub for #Trancers5 ... 6 ads on Prime 🤦🏻‍♀️
October 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Same! 😆 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5

The feature may be dreck (JACK DRECK?) but the company is 🏆🏆🏆
offbeattheater.bsky.social Shawn Griffiths @offbeattheater.bsky.social · Oct 24
Even if I didn't follow all the story developments, which this film didn't take long to reveal wasn't going to be an issue, I am here primarily for the #FrightClub crew.
October 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Let's call him Prince Valium in honor of Spaceballs

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Just shoot him already so we can all go home

Wait, we are home...

You know what I mean!

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
frightya.bsky.social
I do have to concede that those were good moments

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Always a mistake to remind your audience of BETTER content 🤪 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:26 AM
frightya.bsky.social
That is so crazy, when other services have a fee and it's free on Tubi. It happens a lot, and it's like, don't they know?

Did nobody look? 😆

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
frightya.bsky.social
I don't know, Jack, that sounds like a pretty good way to go

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
offbeattheater.bsky.social
Oh good, we get a "Previously on Trancers..." and I am absolutely loving it. #FrightClub #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Nope -- there's a TRANCERS 6 🤣 which we are inflicting on ourselves next Wednesday #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:18 AM
frightya.bsky.social
If I recall correctly, he directed the last one as well. Which was even worse!

I don't know, did he used to have a drinking problem?

#Trancers5 #FrightClub
October 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Yep, of the two movies, I prefer the one Thomerson is in. 🤣 The others all sound like they've been raiding Prince Valium's stash 💊💊 #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
He was also directing X FILES (and many other fun things, like DISTURBING BEHAVIOR) at this time -- so I have NO IDEA what happened here 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ #FrightClub 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trancers5
October 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM