#TranslatE
v1.118 rolls out today!

New in this update: You can now translate posts without leaving the app.

Simply tap "translate" on mobile and your phone's built-in translation takes it from there.
March 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Happy to help translate trump bullshit for you.
September 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Let us translate Mike Johnson's comments about Obamacare for you www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I love when I can understand something without needing to translate it
March 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I was told that English is now our official language. Can anyone translate?
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
March 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Translate for me
September 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
We stay on that other hellsite so we can translate Marsha for the people
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you were asked to translate Beowulf into modern English, how would you translate ‘Hwæt’?
April 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Lily needs you to translate this
May 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Partner is a difficult word to translate
#jayvik
February 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did James David Vance translate this from the original German?
JD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
September 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Todd Blanche refuses to translate the foreign language documents in the Epstein Files, despite the fact there was an international sex trafficking ring.
Phang: "The fact that it's taking France and England and other foreign countries to be able to launch investigations, and yet our American DOJ is sitting on it doing absolutely nothing, including not cooperating with those foreign nations, is such a big red flag."
August 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
IF BEING GAY IS "BAD" THEN EXPLAIN THIS:
March 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
What the
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Official Kamen Rider Sukajan jackets!!! They look great...

wait

wait no don't translate Den-O's catchphrase like that!!!! NOOOO WAIT DON'T TRANSLATE "ORE SANJOU" LIKE THAT!!! NOOOOO
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺!
📘⬜️✨
December 17, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This is otherworldly
September 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
didn't even have to hit the translate button
este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana
extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
July 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Allow me to translate: “it’s okay to kill these people because they’re queers”
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 AM
i rarely translate rot-13 posts i prefer to imagine that the op is just going insane
September 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
July 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Trying to translate “Pounce” to oils
February 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Translate "Hail Victory" into German. Go on, Google translate is right there waiting.
If the Republican Party was an institution suited to hold power in a religiously and culturally pluralistic democracy, it would not allow (let alone encourage) its rising youth to gleefully Hitler post.

FWIW, they have now deleted that post with no apology or explanation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM