Sorry, I stopped paying attention to the confusion marketing machine known as Asylum films but I didn’t realize they kept going on the Transmorphers front. They even did a Bumblebee spinoff.
November 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Sorry, I stopped paying attention to the confusion marketing machine known as Asylum films but I didn’t realize they kept going on the Transmorphers front. They even did a Bumblebee spinoff.
paranormal entity was made by asylum. back before their movies had the polish and quality of sharknado they would shoot movies with sub-porn budgets and titles designed to trick grandmas into buying the wrong dvd, like so:
October 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
paranormal entity was made by asylum. back before their movies had the polish and quality of sharknado they would shoot movies with sub-porn budgets and titles designed to trick grandmas into buying the wrong dvd, like so:
I have been wondering when we’d start seeing AI clones/knock-offs.
It’s like the same thing where Hollywood would make a movie called “Transmorphers” for people who thought it was Transformers - only easier to make and full of more slop
It’s like the same thing where Hollywood would make a movie called “Transmorphers” for people who thought it was Transformers - only easier to make and full of more slop
When You Search For This New Switch 2 Indie Game, An 'Unauthorized' Knockoff With 'AI-Generated Assets' Shows Up, Too https://kotaku.com/haunted-paws-switch-2-indie-world-nintendo-ghostly-whiskers-2000750524
When You Search For This New Switch 2 Indie Game, An 'Unauthorized' Knockoff With 'AI-Generated Assets' Shows Up, Too - Kotaku
Haunted Paws was just shown off at this morning’s Indie World showcase
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October 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I have been wondering when we’d start seeing AI clones/knock-offs.
It’s like the same thing where Hollywood would make a movie called “Transmorphers” for people who thought it was Transformers - only easier to make and full of more slop
It’s like the same thing where Hollywood would make a movie called “Transmorphers” for people who thought it was Transformers - only easier to make and full of more slop
Its the exact same scam folks like Asylum pictures does with shit like Transmorphers. Put a movie out with a close enough title to scam confused parents and grandparents when there kid asks for the transformers movie.
Its all a grift to make as much money as they can as quick as they can. Period
Its all a grift to make as much money as they can as quick as they can. Period
October 24, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Its the exact same scam folks like Asylum pictures does with shit like Transmorphers. Put a movie out with a close enough title to scam confused parents and grandparents when there kid asks for the transformers movie.
Its all a grift to make as much money as they can as quick as they can. Period
Its all a grift to make as much money as they can as quick as they can. Period
Asylum Pictures has announced their latest feature - You Can See All Kinds of Stuff
Official description:
“Comedian and provocateur Carlos Mencia goes halfsies on a Holiday Inn Express room with former congressman Anthony Weiner to discuss fame, truth, and whether or not the pool is open.”
Official description:
“Comedian and provocateur Carlos Mencia goes halfsies on a Holiday Inn Express room with former congressman Anthony Weiner to discuss fame, truth, and whether or not the pool is open.”
October 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Asylum Pictures has announced their latest feature - You Can See All Kinds of Stuff
Official description:
“Comedian and provocateur Carlos Mencia goes halfsies on a Holiday Inn Express room with former congressman Anthony Weiner to discuss fame, truth, and whether or not the pool is open.”
Official description:
“Comedian and provocateur Carlos Mencia goes halfsies on a Holiday Inn Express room with former congressman Anthony Weiner to discuss fame, truth, and whether or not the pool is open.”
I've seen TransMorphers and ai couldn't make that either
October 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I've seen TransMorphers and ai couldn't make that either
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November (Repost)
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November
Transmorphers
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October 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November (Repost)
Taito's transforming-mech shooter Exzisus joins Arcade Archives on November 5 for PlayStation, Xbox Series, and Switch.
#Gaming #VideoGames #GamingNews #GameNews #Games
#Gaming #VideoGames #GamingNews #GameNews #Games
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November
Transmorphers
www.timeextension.com
October 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Taito's transforming-mech shooter Exzisus joins Arcade Archives on November 5 for PlayStation, Xbox Series, and Switch.
#Gaming #VideoGames #GamingNews #GameNews #Games
#Gaming #VideoGames #GamingNews #GameNews #Games
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November
Transmorphers
www.timeextension.com
October 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Taito's 1987 Shmup Exzisus Will Be Joining The Arcade Archives In November
is that who I think it is from? (transmorphers???)
October 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
is that who I think it is from? (transmorphers???)
This guy looks like he's to steven segal what transmorphers is to transformers.
Top Treasury official's message to Americans who are unhappy with the economy:
"Maybe change the channel and try to find some of the good news out there"
"Maybe change the channel and try to find some of the good news out there"
September 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This guy looks like he's to steven segal what transmorphers is to transformers.
Transmorphers as a legally distinct transformers made me chuckle
September 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Transmorphers as a legally distinct transformers made me chuckle
I had to tap out near the start of Asylum's Transmorphers because they used the same sound 3 times in a row for a blocked punch, a punch into a guy and then a punch that hit a metal wall. I was willing to watch an ASYLUM MOVIE, but that's why I had to turn it off.
September 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I had to tap out near the start of Asylum's Transmorphers because they used the same sound 3 times in a row for a blocked punch, a punch into a guy and then a punch that hit a metal wall. I was willing to watch an ASYLUM MOVIE, but that's why I had to turn it off.
You can say what you want about GoT s8 or stanger things or white lotus—not only is ozark deeply derivative, it only exists to be derivative. It is the TV equivalent of "The Asylum presents: Transmorphers."
September 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You can say what you want about GoT s8 or stanger things or white lotus—not only is ozark deeply derivative, it only exists to be derivative. It is the TV equivalent of "The Asylum presents: Transmorphers."
Most of the "Ai Threat" TV news discussions are set up by & for people that watched TransMorphers & Terminator, but skipped Star Trek The Next Generation. 😐✨
Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
ALT: Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
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September 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Most of the "Ai Threat" TV news discussions are set up by & for people that watched TransMorphers & Terminator, but skipped Star Trek The Next Generation. 😐✨
AI generation is gonna replace those Asylum film ripoffs like TRANSMORPHERS and PARANORMAL ENTITY but actually manage to be even LESS interesting
this review is as entertaining as the movie was apparently terrible www.theverge.com/entertainmen...
The 2.5-hour AI-generated Odyssey movie is 2.5 hours too long
Going up against Christopher Nolan with AI slop was ill-advised.
www.theverge.com
September 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
AI generation is gonna replace those Asylum film ripoffs like TRANSMORPHERS and PARANORMAL ENTITY but actually manage to be even LESS interesting
What a horrible thing to accuse the studio that brought us the Transmorphers franchise of.
September 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
What a horrible thing to accuse the studio that brought us the Transmorphers franchise of.
big Transmorphers energy
September 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
big Transmorphers energy
These look like knockoffs of Transmorphers.
August 27, 2026 at 1:09 AM
These look like knockoffs of Transmorphers.
August 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Once upon a time I'd have described Transformers as bad art and Transmorphers as slop. But those old Asylum crap films are infinitely more respectable than any AI-generated content.
I have many theories of slop, but my current Theory of Slop is that what makes slop "slop" and not just "bad art" is that slop only ever aims to sate a desire created by past experiences of art rather than to create a new experience to be desired.
August 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Once upon a time I'd have described Transformers as bad art and Transmorphers as slop. But those old Asylum crap films are infinitely more respectable than any AI-generated content.
Transmorphers is interesting bc it is trying to cash in on the desire for slop on the marketing and production level but the work itself is it's own thing with no real interest in Transformers, which makes it less sloppy and more just a very bad sci fi movie imo.
August 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Transmorphers is interesting bc it is trying to cash in on the desire for slop on the marketing and production level but the work itself is it's own thing with no real interest in Transformers, which makes it less sloppy and more just a very bad sci fi movie imo.
I couldn't afford to rent Transformers from the local Blockbuster and had to settle for Transmorphers on many occasions, at least until the first of the month. It holds a special place in my heart
August 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I couldn't afford to rent Transformers from the local Blockbuster and had to settle for Transmorphers on many occasions, at least until the first of the month. It holds a special place in my heart
Like, MAGA is now getting new blonde Nazi women to ogle on the news slightly more frequently new iPhones get released, and I have to imagine it's because they're sacrificing longevity and quality in favor of cheaper parts and more generic output.
Katie Zacharia - the Transmorphers of Megyn Kellies.
Katie Zacharia - the Transmorphers of Megyn Kellies.
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Like, MAGA is now getting new blonde Nazi women to ogle on the news slightly more frequently new iPhones get released, and I have to imagine it's because they're sacrificing longevity and quality in favor of cheaper parts and more generic output.
Katie Zacharia - the Transmorphers of Megyn Kellies.
Katie Zacharia - the Transmorphers of Megyn Kellies.
I like the idea of a Transmorphers for Crimson Peak because some rip-off producer thought it would gross a billion dollars at the box office
August 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I like the idea of a Transmorphers for Crimson Peak because some rip-off producer thought it would gross a billion dollars at the box office