MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)
FUCK anyone who tries to tell you different and tries to drum up some shit.
August 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
FUCK anyone who tries to tell you different and tries to drum up some shit.
March 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket https://theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marriage-by-complimenting-wife-s-jack-1850409526/
September 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket https://theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marriage-by-complimenting-wife-s-jack-1850409526/
Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food https://theonion.com/area-grandmother-tries-indian-food-1819569894/
June 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food https://theonion.com/area-grandmother-tries-indian-food-1819569894/
December 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
June 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I.C.E Goon tries raiding construction site.
Gets stuck on building without ladder
Gets stuck on building without ladder
July 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I.C.E Goon tries raiding construction site.
Gets stuck on building without ladder
Gets stuck on building without ladder
people chant "we stand with you!" as Letitia James tries to speak outside a courthouse in Virginia
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
people chant "we stand with you!" as Letitia James tries to speak outside a courthouse in Virginia
Tori tries to fit in =3
March 20, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Tori tries to fit in =3
Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League
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December 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Increasingly Isolated Putin Tries Joining Adult Kickball League
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ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.
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Bondi tries (badly) to explain why that minute is missing from the Epstein prison video
July 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bondi tries (badly) to explain why that minute is missing from the Epstein prison video
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Unicorn tries unicorn Frappuccino
August 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Unicorn tries unicorn Frappuccino
A Piping Plover chick tries to squeeze in. Moms are so patient and amazing.
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A Piping Plover chick tries to squeeze in. Moms are so patient and amazing.
ExCheetix tries a bold new marketing strategy targeting the overstimulated
June 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
ExCheetix tries a bold new marketing strategy targeting the overstimulated
The Criminal tries to explain what he sees as a "Crime"
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Criminal tries to explain what he sees as a "Crime"
president tries to seize power in south korea? significant resistance. president tries to seize power in brazil? president is arrested and banned from running again. president tries to seize power in america? the courts grant him total immunity and the voters reelect him with an allied congress
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
president tries to seize power in south korea? significant resistance. president tries to seize power in brazil? president is arrested and banned from running again. president tries to seize power in america? the courts grant him total immunity and the voters reelect him with an allied congress
watch Trump's head jerk around as he tries to stay awake
September 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
watch Trump's head jerk around as he tries to stay awake
Adventurer tries to rush a werewolf through their heat... 🐺❤️
August 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Adventurer tries to rush a werewolf through their heat... 🐺❤️
Surge the Tenrec tries something new!
September 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Surge the Tenrec tries something new!