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.AntonioFrench The Lottery cause it's short. Get her outta here, knock the crap out of her. Nasty woman. All rigged anyway. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
.@AntonioFrench It was some dumb book. Couldn't get past the part about She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed. Believe me, nasty woman. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I'm like Willoughby. Kissing beautiful women. Can't help myself. Of course he was smart. Went for the babe with the money. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
1984. Love that Big Brother. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Farenheit 451. Burning books, smart idea. Then I wouldn't have to do this stupid book report. Even if my aides say I do. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The Women Men Don't See, James Tiptree, Jr. Finally, something written by a man. If I don't see 'em, not worth seeing. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
How to Suppress Women's Writing by Joanna Russ. Maybe I outta actually read that one. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The Velveteen Rabbit. That thing wouldn't have lasted long in New York. I just wanted to knock the stuffing outta him. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
All those smart lawyers in that case Jarndyce v. Jarndyce? They should come work for me. We'll get Crooked Hillary in jail! #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Rob Chernow's Alexander Hamilton. Thought he was my kind of guy. Sex with other people's wives! But he got shot. Loser. #TrumpBookReport
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Calm? You can't do calm while negotiating. Try The Little Book of The Deal instead #trumpbookreport
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Macbeth was just getting out some bad hombres, perhaps after a rigged election. But he was egged on by that nasty woman. #TrumpBookReport
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Piketty? Sad Frenchy, just wanna punch him. Let me tell you folks, my income is yuuge, and the most equal. #TrumpBookReport
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I'm going to brave the rain and teach my class, but it would be fun to stay in my office and read #TrumpBookReport tweets. #opportunitycosts
October 20, 2016 at 4:39 PM
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The Owl & the Pussycat: It grabbed me. Actually I grabbed it & it just let me. You can do anything! The Owl watched.
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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American Psycho: I did not approve of this biography. I will sue! That you can believe!
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Huckleberry Finn: The blacks knew their place then, that I can tell you!
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Little Women: More like little nasty women like #CrookedHillary. What's she done for 30 years? Wall, ISIS, China, e-mails.
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Pathetic spider negotiates worst deal ever with disgusting pig. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
November 3, 2024 at 5:29 AM
God took 7 days to create everything. 7 DAYS! I would do it in half that, and better quality. You know it. He knows it #TrumpBookReport
November 13, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Those heights...they were wuthering. The wutheringest heights, I tell you! #TrumpBookReport
October 20, 2016 at 4:06 AM
The Little Prince? More like the bigleague prince! #TrumpBookReport
October 20, 2016 at 4:08 AM
The Lyin', the Witch, and the Warlord (that's Putin, did I tell you I'm friends with Putin?) #TrumpBookReport
October 20, 2016 at 4:11 AM
Twenty Thousand Tweets Undermining Democracy #TrumpBookReport
October 20, 2016 at 4:21 AM