#TrumpBrain
He has trumpbrain
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
In TrumpBrain “incumbent“ might mean cucumber
October 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Trumpbrain or lead poisoning. You pick ...

#2026Midterms
An Trumpanzee has it all figured out. Senile Satan has brought down the price of everything except diesel. And two years later… that’s Biden’s fault.

Courtesy @thegoodliars.bsky.social
October 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Same ol' stupid, or does the dementia make it worse....

#Trumpbrain 🦁 🦒 🐍 🐻 🤔
Trump: "It's called a coganative [sic] test. It's a very standard test, but very tough. There are few people in this audience that can -- once you get past the first question. They show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe, and a snake and they say, 'Which one is the lion?' Biden was unable to answer that"
October 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Here's the trumpbrain Quote of the Day guaranteed to make the rounds for the next 4 days! WE HAVE THE BEST POVERTY NUMBERS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY". Another reason why I'm so proud to be an American. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "We have the best, uhh, I guess you could say poverty. They talk poverty. We have the best poverty numbers ever in the history of our country."
September 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
"TrumpBrain", and they can just skip that part. They will write the story based on FACTS that other reporters & they have verified. They know who does not or chooses not to tell truth. The story is based on facts and the facts are passed on to the readers who mostly likely if it's factual or not.
September 20, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Everything about trumpbrain makes more sense when you realize he doesn’t know how anything works and never has. He’s the boss, so he says “do it” and people do it, he doesn’t know HOW they do it.
one thing that apparently hasn't yet occurred to these dumb motherfuckers is that companies that build, say, auto plants in the US also *export from those plants* which they can't do if the US is in a trade war with half the world
April 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
He knows China is Communist (more or less). China is also thousands of years old.

This means Communism is at least a thousand years old, in TrumpBrain.
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
yes, but more: there is literally no point in listening to anything he says. It will be lies, exaggerations and weird trumpbrain fantasy stuff. And all of it worthless. All of it. So get some journalists to distill it, if they can, and report it. Don't want to see his face or hear his whine again.
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Latest MR of #TrumpBrain
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stephen Miller is the acting President #TrumpBrain
August 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I wonder if TrumpBrain can even understand the concept of "memorializing the dead". Probably not. There's no point to memorializing anybody other than him because they aren't him, and there's no point to memorializing him because he'll be dead and thus unable to accept bribes
He’s going to tear it down
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Not only does generative AI (what I now call TrumpBrain™) not have a point of view, it actually sanitizes and sterilizes attempts to inject one by so-called "ai artists". #No AI used in creating this art. #supporthumanartists #buymyartandcallmepretty
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“No, This Is Not Strength: A Rebuttal to ‘TrumpBrain Triumphs’”
DATELINE: DECEMBER 6, 2046

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May 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“TrumpBrain Triumphs While the World Panics: A Nation Reforged, Not Broken”
DECEMBER 5, 2046

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May 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
To the rest of the world, we used to counter our negatives with some positives. Trumpbrain thinks eliminating the positives and adding to the negatives will help somehow. Only makes sense if the target audience is Putin, Kim, and Orban.
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
4D chess, puppet masters pulling the strings…? There is NOTHING there. When he‘s gone, his replacement won’t be worse. He’ll TRY to be, and it will be bad, but the GOP is going to be so wrecked by Trumpbrain that they won’t be able to accomplish anything. (I dearly hope I’m right.)
A lot going on here including but not limited to Trump threatening to destroy Iran as a nation, not just the regime and giving a gift to China.
March 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
2/ it's one of the great tertiary genres of TrumpBrain the way he creates these 'everybody knows' histories where people have been clamoring for centuries to build a ballroom, to fix the reflecting pool. like demands, every wanted it but no president cld step up and do it.
June 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This
August 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM