#TrumpCoin
All states must hereby change their name to “Trumpcoin.”
October 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
some news for you Trumpcoin and Melania Coin bagholders just dropped!
Trump: If you think you may be a victim of a crypto scam, seek out help
October 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It's 2085, I read: "SHOCKING NEW REVELATION ABOUT JOE BIDEN'S MENTAL FITNESS" on the holo-vid as I trudge to my TrumpCoin Mining Job.
October 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Huh, fraud, you mean like TrumpCoin?
Trump bribes people to accuse other Americans of fraud:

"If you turn somebody in, and you find $1B, we are giving a 1% commission. That's a lot of money... And I don't know if you can do this... but if a reporter turns somebody in, you get a 1% commission."
October 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Yeah! We only want AMERICAN CRYPTO SCAMS, like Trumpcoin.
October 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Think of how many schmucks invested in TrumpCoin or MelaniaCoin because the Republican President told them it was a good investment
October 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Or TrumpCoin.
October 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Trumpcoin business model.
October 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Day of issue price of TrumpCoin=$79--price today=$2 Net loss to investors $900 million +
October 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Vance seeing Trumpcoin
Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion
ALT: Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion
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October 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The amoeba-in-chief will find $$$ for red states. Blue states will get TrumpCoin (current value: $0.00001206).
October 21, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Over/under on # of tips they've already gotten about TrumpCoin, MelaniaCoin, and all the other Trump scams out there? How about Tesla/Palantir/Flock gov't contracts?
Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"
October 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Like I need another reason to hate this blowhard. Him and Maher -- two sides of the Trumpcoin.
October 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A special double deposit bonus if you use Trumpcoin
October 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
No question Stevie is long on Trumpcoin.
October 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
We have a stupid President who has scammed Americans for billions of dollars-- TrumpCoin initial price $79, current price is $2--net loss to investors, more than $900 million
October 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Oh hey, I just thought of some fraud to report…. Where’s that TrumpCoin ad?
October 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Everything with Trump is transactional--maybe Zelensky should have bought some TrumpCoin
October 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Is Russia why Americans think Trump is corrupt or is it TrumpCoin, Truth Social, insider trading allegations and clan enrichment (sons of Trump, Kushner, Lutnick, Ellison etc. winning deals.) Did I miss anything?
WSJ Editorial Board:

“Mr. Trump may not appreciate the anger he’s courting if he keeps aiding Mr. Putin.

When the election is over there needs to be a bipartisan reckoning for Mr. Trump’s budding alliance with the Kremlin against Ukraine, Europe and American interests”
www.wsj.com/opinion/to-r...
Opinion | To Russia With Love, Signed Donald
Trump waives sanctions and tariffs under the Lindsey Graham law.
www.wsj.com
October 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Maybe she invested in Trumpcoin?
October 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Breaking: Trump introduces "Trumpcoin" as the official currency; all bills have his face and toupee hologram. Kim Jong Un to head new Dept. of Friendship & Nuclear Rodeos commence! 🤯
October 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM