#TrumpDay
Just another Trumpday.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's Trumpday22, the 22nd day of Trumpmonth12. Tomorrow will be Trumpday the 23rd.
Needs to do calendar reform so he can rename all the months
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And from here on in, every Thursday shall be called Trumpday, all federal land belongs to me, and all women must bow when I pass by.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trump issues Executive Order to change every day of the week to Trumpday!

Google to publish new calendar shortly.

😉
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Murc's Law in action:

The One Big Beautiful Bill abolishes the Department of Education, renames Thursday “Trumpday,” and gives Texas to Don Jr.
Politico: “Are Democrats too focused on policy?”
May 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When MAGA proposes renaming a day of the week Trumpday, which day will it be and why?
May 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Il mondo supererà anche questo, ma a che prezzo?
#TrumpDay
January 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
An Emotional Trump Receives The Trump Medal Of Trump From President Trump At The Trump Center Early Trumpday
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
He's one step from proclaiming a Trump Day. Or renaming Tuesday Trumpday.
Next step, a giant military parade, with ICBMs rolling through Washington, D.C....
May 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
An emotional Trump receives the Trump Medal Of Trump From President Trump at the Trump Center early Trumpday
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tuesday has been renamed Trumpday.
Had Trump outlawed Taco Tuesday yet?
February 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In Trumpworld, every day is Trumpday.
August 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
this will actually simplify my life, bc I am constantly thinking, wait it's only monday? or w/e, and now I can just think to myself, what day is it? why it's trumpday, of course.
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Sure, what day?"
"Trumpday, the 15th of Trump"
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
May 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Don’t give him ideas. We could end up with…

Donaldday

Johnday

Trumpday

DJTday

4547day

Americaday

And then the most important day of the week…

Ivankaday
September 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Mother's Day is not Father's Day, or any day that is a TrumpDay™️. That it is about women, whom he despises, makes it so much more painful.
Maybe he needs his blankie?
May 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Everyone ready for the trumpday parade down Constitution Ave!?

You know he's gonna fuckin do it!
He's soooo twisted.
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Un paese nel quale vige ancora la pena di morte, dove le armi si acquistano liberamente e scuola e sanità sono a pagamento
Che cosa vi aspettavate?
#TrumpDay #ElonMusk #Inauguration2025
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
the closest we can get to a 4 day work week right now is if congress passed a bipartisan bill to create an 8th day of the week called Trumpday, and you are forbidden by law to do anything on Trumpday except sit around and think about how much you love america
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In the last two weeks he's put his name on the Kennedy Centre, pushed "Trump accounts" for every kid and just announced a new Golden Fleet of Trump Battleships. And we're still in the first year of his term! This time next year, will the date be Trumpday the 23rd of Trump, twenty-twenty-trump?
This is some straight-up monarchy shit. Naming buildings after himself while he's alive, making his birthday a national holiday....
The Trump administration has removed MLK Day and Juneteenth as holidays that include free entrance to national parks, adding the president’s birthday instead
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
#TACO Trumpday.
May 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Trumpday
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Ask him what day it is, and he’ll say Trumpday, because he’s living on a planet inside his head.
July 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
No, by all means. Hump Day, Trumpday, Friday.
August 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM