Why didn’t anyone prepare me for this??? JD Vance has “Couch-F**ker” written ALL OVER HIM. ..how didn’t I see this coming?? ..man.. JD Vance might not be a couch-f**ker, and Donald Trump is totally bi.. #iDidntSignUpForThis #JDVanceMightNotLoveCouches #Unbelievable #trumpLikesDudes #FunFacts #trump

Donald Trump is Bi.. what’s next??.. are we all gonna find out that JD Vance isn’t really into couches, too???… i dont know if i can process this.. so..he’s into Humans?? #ConfusionUnlocked #TrumpLikesDudes #USA #gaytrump #JDVanceMightNotLikeCouches