#TrumpParadeFlop
Where was Mike Johnson all day?
#TrumpParadeFlop
June 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop See all the green empty ....
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Welp, the verdict is in…

Trump’s parade is a $40 million taxpayer-funded flop. A waste. A total dud, and he’s not looking happy about it. Actually, no one is.

A fascist cosplay gone wrong.
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When you have more military than actual attendees, I think that's a sign that your parade is a dud, yes?
June 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I have heard more noise at a crocheting festival ... #TrumpParadeFlop
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LMAO so quiet the only thing you hear is the squeaking tanks😂
June 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop Look at how empty the side rails no people....
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Folks it doesn't even *look* like a parade is supposed to look

Like whoever planned this has never seen a parade
June 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
BREAKING: Trump’s DC parade is a FLOP

These are the scenes at start time, nothing like the crowd expected.

5 million pounds of military hardware about to hit DC’s streets. On the day 5 million Americans joined anti-Trump protests.

Happy birthday, Donald 🖕

(🎥 Mark Segraves, NBC)
June 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trump’s Birthdays parade was a flop compared to NOKINGS.

WOW!!
June 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Maybe we should call Trump “DUDley DoWrong”
What a flop
He’s such a loser
He should be forced to personally repay the American taxpayers for this “masturbation parade”
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#ETTD
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) on Threads
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
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June 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Selected comments from the NY POST CHAT for the Trump Micropenis Parade:

* "I've seen more people at a kindergarten parade"
* "What an epic fail"
* "The UFC is sponsoring federal events now?"
* "Okay this is getting sad now"
* "Criiiiiinge"
* "There is no one there"
* "This is such a boring parade"
June 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And another thing we are taking back this flag fucking traitor Republicans ..... #TrumpParadeFlop
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June 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop I shaved my legs for this....yawn.
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they're having a hard time hiding their boredom
June 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe we should call Trump “DUDley DoWrong”
What a flop
He’s such a loser
He should be forced to personally repay the American taxpayers for this “masturbation parade”
www.threads.com/@briantylerc...
#ETTD
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) on Threads
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
www.threads.com
June 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop America said no thank you Donald Trump l. FU
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June 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Love is in the air like orange wet fart. #TrumpParadeFlop
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The fairytale romance continues …
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop Humiliated Donald Trump. America gave you the F U.
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One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
June 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
June 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
#TrumpParadeFlop A disaster humiliated Donald Trump with empty seats, empty streets, empty green lawns for miles.
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So About That Fascist Military Parade...
The fascist parade was a HUGE flop! Don’t let the MSM spin it as anything else. Don’t share these posts! The CROWD WAS BIGLY! BELIEVE ME! Awkward! I’ve heard a more cheerful tone in a graveyard... You...
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June 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wannabe dictator. Low turnout. Bored politicians. Overcompensating tanks. Only thing on display was insecurity & weakness. We prefer our birthdays with coffee and civil liberties, not cosplay fascism. #GroundsForImpeachment #NoKings #DemocracyNotDictators #TrumpParadeFlop #CaffeinateTheResistance
June 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM