BREAKING: Musk buys the election, Trump comes free. 🎁

Now serving as Lackey-in-Chief, Trump’s first act? Renaming the U.S. Treasury “X Premium.” 🇺🇸💳

Welcome to America’s first subscription-based presidency. 🚀

#MuskElection #TrumpTheIntern #LackeyInChief

Musk completely dominated Trump—dressed like it was casual Friday, interrupting him, and making him look like a confused babysitter. The so-called alpha got beta-tested in real time.

#TrumpTheIntern