Hoping the “TrumpTouch” works on the Dodgers! Just when I thought I couldn’t hate a Team more! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
July 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hoping the “TrumpTouch” works on the Dodgers! Just when I thought I couldn’t hate a Team more! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Everything tRump touches, fails. #TrumpTouch is the new #CheeseTouch
Trump put the stink on Argentina when he said he was rooting for them and attended the final.
He already ruined the US team good vibes, getting the whole world to root for Belgium.
And the only Knicks loss was the game he went to.
Though both the World Cup and NBA Finals crowds audibly booed him.
He already ruined the US team good vibes, getting the whole world to root for Belgium.
And the only Knicks loss was the game he went to.
Though both the World Cup and NBA Finals crowds audibly booed him.
July 20, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Everything tRump touches, fails. #TrumpTouch is the new #CheeseTouch
If the #Polymarket odds haven’t yet shifted in favor of #Argentina over #England in the #WorldCup due to the “Curse of the #TrumpTouch”, it’s only going to get worse for gamblers who stand to lose much. (If the malediction of evil holds as such.) #FIFA
www.huffpost.com/entry/world-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/world-...
World Cup Superstar Sparks Backlash After Revealing Golf Round With Trump
England captain Harry Kane was red-carded by fans for the confession.
www.huffpost.com
July 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If the #Polymarket odds haven’t yet shifted in favor of #Argentina over #England in the #WorldCup due to the “Curse of the #TrumpTouch”, it’s only going to get worse for gamblers who stand to lose much. (If the malediction of evil holds as such.) #FIFA
www.huffpost.com/entry/world-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/world-...
The TrumpTouch ..... everything he touches turns to sh*t
The cascading fountain in Meridian Hill Park is seen with brown water following ongoing restoration work by the Trump admin in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 8, 2026. REUTERS/Brad Ulery
July 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The TrumpTouch ..... everything he touches turns to sh*t
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse like extreme cooties
July 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse like extreme cooties
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
July 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
July 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The #TrumpTouch*
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
“Overturn this”
The social media post from the Belgian Red Devils’
'X account'
The saddest part of this mockery is that Trump will never learn
x.com/mmpadellan/s...
*in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the "Cheese Touch" is a dreaded schoolyard curse that functions like extreme cooties
Nuja, klassischer Fall von Selbstüberschätzung..
🇩🇪 ist nicht nur fussballmässig bestenfalls noch Durchschnitt..
Ja, habe bewusst nicht geschaut..: keine Quoten für Trump!
Ziehe mir dann lieber wieder den #FCBasel1893 live im #Joggeli rein, zum Glück (noch) ohne korrupten Infantino- und Trumptouch..
🇩🇪 ist nicht nur fussballmässig bestenfalls noch Durchschnitt..
Ja, habe bewusst nicht geschaut..: keine Quoten für Trump!
Ziehe mir dann lieber wieder den #FCBasel1893 live im #Joggeli rein, zum Glück (noch) ohne korrupten Infantino- und Trumptouch..
June 30, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Nuja, klassischer Fall von Selbstüberschätzung..
🇩🇪 ist nicht nur fussballmässig bestenfalls noch Durchschnitt..
Ja, habe bewusst nicht geschaut..: keine Quoten für Trump!
Ziehe mir dann lieber wieder den #FCBasel1893 live im #Joggeli rein, zum Glück (noch) ohne korrupten Infantino- und Trumptouch..
🇩🇪 ist nicht nur fussballmässig bestenfalls noch Durchschnitt..
Ja, habe bewusst nicht geschaut..: keine Quoten für Trump!
Ziehe mir dann lieber wieder den #FCBasel1893 live im #Joggeli rein, zum Glück (noch) ohne korrupten Infantino- und Trumptouch..
He has the #TrumpTouch where everything he touches turns to #$HIT
June 21, 2026 at 11:10 AM
He has the #TrumpTouch where everything he touches turns to #$HIT
The #TrumpTouch when everything #Trump touches turns to #$HIT.
There isn’t enough characters to list what he has turned to #$HIT just in the last year.
#WorstPresidentEver
There isn’t enough characters to list what he has turned to #$HIT just in the last year.
#WorstPresidentEver
Jurassic Park: Big Pile of Shit
ALT: Jurassic Park: Big Pile of Shit
static.klipy.com
June 17, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The #TrumpTouch when everything #Trump touches turns to #$HIT.
There isn’t enough characters to list what he has turned to #$HIT just in the last year.
#WorstPresidentEver
There isn’t enough characters to list what he has turned to #$HIT just in the last year.
#WorstPresidentEver
The #TrumpTouch Everything he touches turns to radioactive shit.
When I was in law school, working for the Justice Department was this prestige career that students dreamed about having someday. Now, Trump has so thoroughly poisoned its reputation that it’s dangling $25K to get people to *consider* jobs that literally thousands of lawyers would have killed for.
The Justice Department Offers America’s Least Employable Lawyers $25,000 to Humiliate Themselves In Public
In response to an ongoing staff shortage, the Trump administration launches a real-world experiment to see how much an attorney’s reputation is worth.
open.substack.com
May 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The #TrumpTouch Everything he touches turns to radioactive shit.
The #TrumpTouch once again cost the tax payers $20,000,000.00 in lost revenue…
The decline in the number of H-1B petitions (not subject to the cap) requesting consulate notification between 9/21/24 through 2/15/25 as compared to 9/21/25, through 2/15/26, represents a decline of $28 million in fees
The decline in the number of H-1B petitions (not subject to the cap) requesting consulate notification between 9/21/24 through 2/15/25 as compared to 9/21/25, through 2/15/26, represents a decline of $28 million in fees
March 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The #TrumpTouch once again cost the tax payers $20,000,000.00 in lost revenue…
The decline in the number of H-1B petitions (not subject to the cap) requesting consulate notification between 9/21/24 through 2/15/25 as compared to 9/21/25, through 2/15/26, represents a decline of $28 million in fees
The decline in the number of H-1B petitions (not subject to the cap) requesting consulate notification between 9/21/24 through 2/15/25 as compared to 9/21/25, through 2/15/26, represents a decline of $28 million in fees
The DHS Witch is gone, melted away, up next, ICE.
Do your thing #TrumpTouch
Do your thing #TrumpTouch
March 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The DHS Witch is gone, melted away, up next, ICE.
Do your thing #TrumpTouch
Do your thing #TrumpTouch
The Kennedy Center lasted 55 years until Trump put his name on it, then it lasted 45 days. #Trumptouch #KennedyCenter #Midaswellimpeach #loserstank
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The Kennedy Center lasted 55 years until Trump put his name on it, then it lasted 45 days. #Trumptouch #KennedyCenter #Midaswellimpeach #loserstank
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trumpy has the trumptouch not the Meidas touch everything and everyone he touches turns to shit 💩.
#usa #shit #meidastouch
#usa #shit #meidastouch
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Trumpy has the trumptouch not the Meidas touch everything and everyone he touches turns to shit 💩.
#usa #shit #meidastouch
#usa #shit #meidastouch
Second round of the NFL Draft is complete and Shedeur Sanders remains undrafted. #TrumpTouch
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Second round of the NFL Draft is complete and Shedeur Sanders remains undrafted. #TrumpTouch
He's truly a member of team Trump. #TrumpTouch
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He's truly a member of team Trump. #TrumpTouch
Yes it’s the TrumpTouch.
April 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yes it’s the TrumpTouch.
Wild idea. What if we created a new idiomatic expression. U all know the Midas touch, right ?
I present to you the #Trumptouch. Everything he does or touches breaks down and blows. This guy had 6 bankruptcy. Including a casino !
Its even the name of a book from 2018, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
I present to you the #Trumptouch. Everything he does or touches breaks down and blows. This guy had 6 bankruptcy. Including a casino !
Its even the name of a book from 2018, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
March 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Wild idea. What if we created a new idiomatic expression. U all know the Midas touch, right ?
I present to you the #Trumptouch. Everything he does or touches breaks down and blows. This guy had 6 bankruptcy. Including a casino !
Its even the name of a book from 2018, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
I present to you the #Trumptouch. Everything he does or touches breaks down and blows. This guy had 6 bankruptcy. Including a casino !
Its even the name of a book from 2018, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything he touches, dies.
It’s the #TrumpTouch
And he just escalated the boycott tenfold with people who refuse to dictated to and forced to buy what he’s pushing.
It’s the #TrumpTouch
And he just escalated the boycott tenfold with people who refuse to dictated to and forced to buy what he’s pushing.
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Everything he touches, dies.
It’s the #TrumpTouch
And he just escalated the boycott tenfold with people who refuse to dictated to and forced to buy what he’s pushing.
It’s the #TrumpTouch
And he just escalated the boycott tenfold with people who refuse to dictated to and forced to buy what he’s pushing.
The "Trump Touch". Everything he touches turns to shit. 💩 #TrumpTouch
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The "Trump Touch". Everything he touches turns to shit. 💩 #TrumpTouch
The "Trump Jinx" is a thing.... anything he touches or puts his name on... is a gurenteed loss. #trumpjinx #trumptouch
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The "Trump Jinx" is a thing.... anything he touches or puts his name on... is a gurenteed loss. #trumpjinx #trumptouch