#TrumpWater
It's a hellscape covered in non-fluoridated TrumpWater over there
November 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I bet he could sell it!
#TrumpWater 😳🥹🤢 His supporters would claim it’s the clearest and best water ever.
June 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Trump droht mit der Umbenennung des Atlantiks.
Im Gespräch sind die Namen "Trumpwater", Big Beautyful American Sea" und "Mare Donaldium".
August 28, 2026 at 11:04 AM
That's ok. They'll be selling lukewarm TrumpWater for $29.95 for 6 oz bottles
June 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Don't forget the tRumpwater
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
And cases of free TrumpWater ...
March 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This didn’t happen but the regime IS is intent on turning the US military into Trumpwater Security.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
TrumpWater™
July 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"And that's not all Bob! America's handsomest president has also arranged for record-breaking heat! Perfect suntan weather, that's for sure! We're told that TrumpWater(tm) will be on sale at the fair for $18.95 a bottle and MAGA hats are $74.95 for 2!!"
July 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Gee, if there was only some clues, some way of knowing all of these years...

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June 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I think you mean it should be renamed the "Deer Island Trumpwater Treatment Plant"
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Alternates:
“Big American Ocean” and “Not So Big American Ocean”

“Left American Ocean” and “Right American Ocean”

“Ocean of America I and II”

“Trumpwater I and II”
February 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
June 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
How ironic given the number of bankruptcies, the fraud trials and his CFO sent to Rykers yet HE is advising the likes of Intel and Harley how to manage their businesses.
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#trumphome
August 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Remembering when he brought pallets of TrumpWater to a disaster. The cringe factor is always with us when the grifter is present.
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They're probably selling a trump pass for $500 that includes TrumpWater
July 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I think TrumpWater would sell. Harmless water that dehydrates you as you drink it.
June 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#TrumpGrifting
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May 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“People are saying, ‘the radical left wants to pollute our precious bodily fluids,’ and I think that’s just such a shame. That’s why you need TrumpWater, 100% pure made in the US of A H2Oh…”
April 6, 2026 at 5:53 AM
gaaaaah I am a cat and *warm bone broth chai* sounds more appalling than anything except I guess “tepid trumpwater” I’m so sorry do you need help getting out?
February 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM