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elisadrass.bsky.social

@elisadrass.bsky.social

à quoi reconnait-on un fasciste : il "règle" tout à la hache, au kärcher ou à la chimie toxique, et est prêt à lâcher des millions (qui ne sont pas les siens.. surtout), pour l'image seule, parce que, lui-même vide, il n'a que ça pour lui.
#TrumpAimeLOdeurDuNapalmAuPetitMatin #TrumpocalypseNow

M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · Jun 16

EVERYTHING CHUMP TOUCHES DIES, OR TURNS TO SHIT.......

June 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM

elisadrass.bsky.social

@elisadrass.bsky.social

à quoi reconnait-on un fasciste : il "règle" tout à la hache, au kärcher ou à la chimie toxique, et est prêt à lâcher des millions (qui ne sont pas les siens.. surtout), pour l'image seule, parce que, lui-même vide, il n'a que ça pour lui.
#TrumpAimeLOdeurDuNapalmAuPetitMatin #TrumpocalypseNow

June 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM

The God of Cities

@thegodofcities.bsky.social

#TheTrumpCrashOut
#CabbagePatchHitler
#TrumpocalypseNOW

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jun 7

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her"

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

June 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

The reason why we keep seeing worldwide plagues when #Donald #Trump is President is because he IS a plague.
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/w...
#DonaldtRump #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #TheDon #Hantavirüs #Hantavirus #ThePlagueIsTrump

Hantavirus Patients Land in Amsterdam With More Cruise Ship Evacuations Planned

www.nytimes.com

May 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

These horrible polls on the #ThiefInChief:

www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

Could they be an #ActOfGod?

Mess with the #Pope? Nope.

#Trump #LockHimUpAlready #Clownarchy #Presidunce #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #TrumpocalypseNow

Analysis: The bottom could be falling out in Trump’s polls | CNN Politics

Twenty years ago, the bottom began to fall out on George W. Bush’s approval ratings due to the Iraq war. President Donald Trump is seeing similar problems with Iran.

www.cnn.com

April 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

That's three major polls now showing that half of all Americans strongly disapprove of #Trump:
apnews.com/article/trum...
Come on, other half. Get with it.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #ETTTTS #WorstPersonInTheWorld #PresidentRump

Trump's approval on economy falls in AP-NORC poll, showing new warning signs for president

A new AP-NORC poll finds that President Donald Trump’s approval rating on the economy has slumped over the past month as the Iran war drives prices higher.

apnews.com

April 22, 2026 at 4:35 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

As we all suffer through #TrumpocalypseNow, I'm so proud that the #NYTimes blew the lid off the whole #WaffleHouse #Teleportation scandal.

Not.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
#FakeNews #Trump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

www.nytimes.com

April 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

#Trump pretends to be a #BAMF, when in fact he is a #DAMF.
#Iran #IranWar‌
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...
#TrumpocalypseNow #LyinKing #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #Presidunce #TrumpIsAChump

US military threatens to blockade all Iranian ports starting on Monday

Vessels will still be able to transit the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports, says US Central Command.

www.aljazeera.com

April 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

#Trump: "No one should EVER block the Strait of Hormuz. That's why I'm doing it!"
www.cnn.com/2026/04/12/b...
Really bad parenting skills.
#TrumpocalypseNow #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce #TheEndarkenment #ThiefInChief

Why Trump is threatening to blockade a strait that Iran is already blockading | CNN Business

President Donald Trump is threatening to close off the Strait of Hormuz — a crucial waterway that he has repeatedly told Iran must be reopened unconditionally.

www.cnn.com

April 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

This is what a psychotic break looks like:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The #LyinKing is losing it.
Has #Trump been tested for #syphilis ?
#Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheEndarkenment #DumbAndEvil

Trump condemned over threat that Iran's 'civilisation will die'

The UN's chief says he is "deeply troubled" by such statements, as the US president ramps up pressure on Iran to agree a deal to end the war.

www.bbc.com

April 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

"Oh, you meant YOUR 10-point peace plan? I thought you meant OUR 10-point peace plan -- even though we don't have one."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #TrumpocalypseNow #TheEndarkenment #PresidentRump #Dicktator #Presidunce #Trump #Iran

Iran's foreign minister says there are no negotiations with US

Trump says he is talking to "the right people" in Iran, but Tehran says no such negotiations are being held.

www.bbc.com

April 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

This is the actual statement by #Iran regarding what was "agreed":
www.middleeasteye.net/news/full-te...
Basically, Iran is announcing that it got everything it wanted, and the US got nothing. That's what Iran says the agreement says. In other words, #TACO #Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea

Full text of Iran's National Security Council statement on ceasefire

Tehran claims victory, outlines 10-point plan and confirms talks with US in Islamabad

www.middleeasteye.net

April 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM

sherbear

@gottagiv3adamn.bsky.social

Yall there is docu called #TrumpocalypseNow 2015.

Idk if I wanna watch that .
Im trying to remain calm .
#tubi

April 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

Five takeaways from the #Trump #Iran speech:
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...
(1) He doesn't know what he's doing.
(2) He does not know what to do.
(3) He knows not what he does.
(4) He's a clownish fool.
(5) He's a foolish clown.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ThiefInChief

5 Takeaways From Trump’s Address on Iran

www.nytimes.com

April 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

Notice how, at the #SupremeCourt, #Trump listened only to his own lawyer, not to both sides. Trump listens only to himself, on those rare occasions when he can remember what he just said.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Dicktator #Presidunce #Clownarchy #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #PrinceOfLies

Why Trump might regret his historic visit to the Supreme Court | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump bulldozed yet another longstanding norm of American government on Wednesday by becoming the first modern president to attend an oral argument of the Supreme Court.

www.cnn.com

April 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

#JFC Are we all going to have to pay through the nose for gas, forever, just because Donald #Trump can't #President properly?
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
#TrumpocalypseNow #TheDon #Donarchy #Donorrhea #TACO #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #Dicktator #PresidentRump

Exclusive | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz

Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission

www.wsj.com

April 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

Note to Donald #Trump regarding the 20 million barrels of oil passing through the Straits of #Hormuz each day: If it ain't broke, don't break it.
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Oops. Too late for that.
#TrumpocalypseNow #TheDon #Donarchy #Donorrhea #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #TACO #Dicktator

Exclusive | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz

Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission

www.wsj.com

April 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator #Oil

March 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator

March 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

$5 a gallon gas is "a very small price to pay," says the man who has never filled up a gas tank in his entire life.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-drops-...
All this because #Hegseth loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
#ItsTheEconomyStupid #Iran #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheDon #TrumpocalypseNow

Billionaire Trump Gives Deranged Lecture as Oil Prices Explode

The president claimed it’s a “very small price to pay” for his war.

www.thedailybeast.com

March 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM

Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social

Suggestion to oil companies: tell #Trump that you want him to put golf courses on the decks of supertankers, and you'll pay him a lot to do it. That wouldn't actually protect them at all, but it's just how the world works these days.
#Clownarchy #Iran #Oil #TheDon #Dickatorship #TrumpocalypseNow

March 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM