Memo to Starmer: #TrumpyPumpy is not to be appeased. Rejoin the EU.
March 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Memo to Starmer: #TrumpyPumpy is not to be appeased. Rejoin the EU.
I am convinced that, in his last moments in power, #TrumpyPumpy will metamorphose into a giant lizard and will be seen scampering down to the Potomac and floating away into the wider world.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I am convinced that, in his last moments in power, #TrumpyPumpy will metamorphose into a giant lizard and will be seen scampering down to the Potomac and floating away into the wider world.
Zelensky to be joined by a posse of European leaders on his trip to Washington tomorrow. Clearly there is a move to talk some sense into the old cretin in the White House. I wonder if they'll have any luck? #TrumpyPumpy is quite obviously besotted with his #Putain. What's in a name?
August 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Zelensky to be joined by a posse of European leaders on his trip to Washington tomorrow. Clearly there is a move to talk some sense into the old cretin in the White House. I wonder if they'll have any luck? #TrumpyPumpy is quite obviously besotted with his #Putain. What's in a name?
Venezuelan pan de jamón (not for #TrumpyPumpy):
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Venezuelan pan de jamón (not for #TrumpyPumpy):
Wow! Martin reduced #TrumpyPumpy to silence.
March 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Wow! Martin reduced #TrumpyPumpy to silence.
I say, you have to hand it to #TrumpyPumpy: he's been surprisingly green. He just stopped oil, and he has pushed up the price of meat so much that everyone has become veg. What's more he's stopped nitrate fertilisers. Well done #TrumpyPumpy! Vote Red = Vote Green!
May 25, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I say, you have to hand it to #TrumpyPumpy: he's been surprisingly green. He just stopped oil, and he has pushed up the price of meat so much that everyone has become veg. What's more he's stopped nitrate fertilisers. Well done #TrumpyPumpy! Vote Red = Vote Green!
Oh dear! Even Farridge is giving TrumpyPumpy the cold shoulder.
'On Friday Nigel Farage sought to minimise his personal relationship with Trump. “I happen to know him, but that’s by the by,” said the Reform UK leader.' #BigHenryIVpart2Energy
Brexiters turn their backs on Donald Trump after Iran chaos
Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch distance themselves from the US president, having once celebrated his example
www.ft.com
April 12, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Oh dear! Even Farridge is giving TrumpyPumpy the cold shoulder.
#TrumpyPumpy has just reconciled Rome and Carthage, thereby winning this year's Nobilis Prize.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
#TrumpyPumpy has just reconciled Rome and Carthage, thereby winning this year's Nobilis Prize.
Wasted on #TrumpyPumpy, but Hesgeth and Kash will fight over it.
May 14, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Wasted on #TrumpyPumpy, but Hesgeth and Kash will fight over it.
TrumpyPumpy should start with his own family in that case
April 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
TrumpyPumpy should start with his own family in that case
#TrumpyPumpy collects his Fyffe Prize:
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
#TrumpyPumpy collects his Fyffe Prize:
The Trump-virate gathers outside the bogs on Air Farce 1: #TrumpyPumpy, Witloof and Witless Hesgeth.
March 10, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The Trump-virate gathers outside the bogs on Air Farce 1: #TrumpyPumpy, Witloof and Witless Hesgeth.
Signora Machado is going to end up asking for her medal back if #TrumpyPumpy doesn't make her President of Venezuela.
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Signora Machado is going to end up asking for her medal back if #TrumpyPumpy doesn't make her President of Venezuela.
#TrumpyPumpy stops oil.
Cuba Says It Has Run Out of Oil
And our imperial bullshit will cause death.
We know Yam Tits cares about no one, so expect the blockade to continue.
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/w...
And our imperial bullshit will cause death.
We know Yam Tits cares about no one, so expect the blockade to continue.
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/w...
Cuba Says It Has Run Out of Oil
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
#TrumpyPumpy stops oil.
We all know where #TrumpyPumpy can put his chlorinated chicken, his hormonal beef and his ractopaminated pork.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We all know where #TrumpyPumpy can put his chlorinated chicken, his hormonal beef and his ractopaminated pork.
It's Vice-Admiral Epstein with Harvey the Pookah. The medals were awarded by his pal #TrumpyPumpy
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's Vice-Admiral Epstein with Harvey the Pookah. The medals were awarded by his pal #TrumpyPumpy
Wouldn't it be a wonderful thing, NOT to see a picture of the repulsive #TrumpyPumpy every-single-day-of-the-week.
April 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Wouldn't it be a wonderful thing, NOT to see a picture of the repulsive #TrumpyPumpy every-single-day-of-the-week.
Wouldn't it be luvverly if, #TrumpyPumpy, saddened at the loss of his friend Mandelson, cancelled his trip to England?
September 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wouldn't it be luvverly if, #TrumpyPumpy, saddened at the loss of his friend Mandelson, cancelled his trip to England?
To some of us, civilisation ended when #TrumpyPumpy was elected president for a second time.
I shall go to bed at the normal time, and hope for the best when I wake up on Wednesday morning.
I shall go to bed at the normal time, and hope for the best when I wake up on Wednesday morning.
April 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
To some of us, civilisation ended when #TrumpyPumpy was elected president for a second time.
I shall go to bed at the normal time, and hope for the best when I wake up on Wednesday morning.
I shall go to bed at the normal time, and hope for the best when I wake up on Wednesday morning.
All we needed from #TrumpyPumpy was a silent night.
Oh Leftist Scum of Bethlehem
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
All we needed from #TrumpyPumpy was a silent night.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Why Europe should stop appeasing #TrumpyPumpy: open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
The Worst Argument Possible
Of course Europe can defend itself, indeed it should.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Why Europe should stop appeasing #TrumpyPumpy: open.substack.com/pub/phillips...