#TrumpyPumpy's
Two things we must not forget while we gasp at #TrumpyPumpy's cackhanded attempts to distract us:

UKRAINE

The EPSTEIN papers, and TP's part in them.
March 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
We note that #TrumpyPumpy's protection of Christians does not extend to those who live in Palestine and Israel, who are subjected to abuse, malicious wounding, killing and bombing, including the destruction of historic sites.
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
#TrumpyPumpy's thinking:
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Now that we non-Americans are ALL paying THROUGH THE NOSE for TrumpyPumpy's vanity war in Iran, can we please be granted the right to vote in the US Midterm elections?

No bankruptcy without representation!
June 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
TrumpyPumpy's pal.
The rule of 3 is in play guys 🤞
Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’
July 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
We know by now, that anyone who fails to fall in with #TrumpyPumpy's lies will be sacked: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pentagon fires intelligence chief after Iran attack assessment
The firing comes just weeks after a White House rebuke of a leaked intelligence report assessing the impact of US strikes on Iran.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The Kennedy Centre dressed in TrumpyPumpy's old pyjamas.
July 12, 2026 at 7:08 AM
About this time of the year, 92 years ago, Goebbels attended the League of Nations, the predecessor of the UN, and flounced out taking Germany with him.

#TrumpyPumpy's flouncing moment can't be far off.
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You could make expensive handbags out of #TrumpyPumpy's skin. He is possibly an alligator pretending to me a human being:
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
This one's got #TrumpyPumpy's name all over it.
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan are both delighted to accept #TrumpyPumpy's invitation to join his Board of Peace. Adolf Hitler is considering the invitation, but he's busy in Russia at the moment.
January 22, 2026 at 11:49 AM
#TrumpyPumpy's Presidential Libary:
June 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Yet another embarrassment for Rape Van Winkle. That this farce has gone on this long is all the proof that I'll ever need to never trust Republicans again. #impeach #fucktrump #bluewave #fdt
The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals
June 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Putain has been invited to join #TrumpyPumpy's board for governing Gaza.
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 AM
March 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Putain thinks #TrumpyPumpy's plan is GREAT!
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
September 28, 2025
Late last night, President Donald J.
open.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Who's contributing to #TrumpyPumpy's new dance hall?

The list includes the Altria Group Inc., Amazon, Apple, Booz Allen Hamilton Inc., Caterpillar Inc., Coinbase, Comcast Corporation, J. Pepe and Emilia Fanjul, Hard Rock International, Google, HP Inc.,
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Has Kemi spoken out about #TrumpyPumpy's threats to Nigeria?
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
#TrumpyPumpy's got his pinkie out,
Zelensky though has spared us.
September 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
There's slaughter in Ukraine,
In the Gaza Strip unhoused children are being tossed about in wind and rain.
Meanwhile, #TrumpyPumpy's trying to pull the wool over our eyes about his taste for pubescent girls...

And what is the lead story on the #BBC?

Come Dancing!
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Let's see, who's #TrumpyPumpy suing now? He's suing the BBC, he's suing the IRS, he's suing the Wall Street Journal, and he's suing Noah!

These are #TrumpyPumpy's thunderbolts. In his madness he thinks he's Father Zeus.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
#TrumpyPumpy's 'speech lasted a record one hour and 47 minutes.'

AI: Hitler’s major speeches were typically long, often lasting over two hours, with some major addresses exceeding 135 minutes.
February 25, 2026 at 8:06 AM
TrumpyPumpy's signature to appear on dollar bills: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
March 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM