#TuckShop
Feeling sporty today. Still need to work on the tuckshop arms.
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sarah Connor transition almost complete. I need to work on the tuckshop arms.
March 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
My wife is constantly telling our daughter to get her fingers out of her nose. I just keep quiet, because I eat as much of my snot as I can manage without getting caught. My nose is like my very own tuckshop.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In school I was in charge of running the tuckshop. I'd sneak crisps & snacks in my bag to take home for my siblings as we never had much. My little bro snitched & it got me in trouble. He soon realised it's hard to have a conscience when you're poor once the free food stopped.
November 23, 2024 at 9:25 AM
I bought some light weights to help get rid of my tuckshop arms. 😊🤞🦋
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hey, a few years ago I illustrated a book that explains our preferential voting system, called Vote 4 Me, and it’s still in print! www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Vote-f...
May 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Change a movie entirely by adding a word

A Farewell To Tuckshop Arms
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
June 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Assuming the prices haven't changed since 1990, that would buy 7.7 trillion carob whirls from my primary school tuckshop
tepid.meme Andrej @tepid.meme · Mar 18
If you had $77bn you could squander without feeling any consequences whatsoever, what boondoggle would you throw it after?
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
March 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This is why actual real journos do stuff like "research" and "independently verifying allegations" you tuckshop fucking spanner.
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Trying to buy a first home in your forties with kids is like trying to use small change at the tuckshop. How much can I get for 5c?
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
This honestly seems made up, but doesn’t matter it’s amusing.
September 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
ALSO 440ml of coke at my school tuckshop is FUCKING 20 RAND what a ripoff (i still bought it)
February 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Every morning the same juvenile horseshit from Chris Mason on #r4today - like an over-excited schoolboy reporter who's just discovered a break-in at the tuckshop.
April 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Yeah that’s me but with shorter hair, bigger boobs and tuckshop arms.
March 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Leaving aside the extent to which fascism has always been 'anti-left'/counter-revolutionary, 'Defending the National Tuckshop: Australia’s Secret Army Intrigue of 1931' by Michael Cathcart (on which this article is based) is recommended reading.
September 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Chapter 18 is here!

Galadriel and Halbrand visit Tuckshop, an Australian cafe in Rauros Falls, and check another very important item off Galadriel's bucket list. Halbrand gets a call from home.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/739345...
August 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Well I heard Xi called Albo a poo poo head in the tuckshop queue
June 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
シェイクスピアの「マクベス」をドラァグクイーンたちが演じる「Category Is: Macbeth」がロンドンで上演と。TuckShopによるプロダクションで、シェイクスピアのオリジナルのテキストを使い、舞台は1980年代のロンドンへ移す。4月24日〜5月28日、Emerald Theatreで上演。
www.whatsonstage.com/news/all-dra...
All-drag Macbeth to open in London
TuckShop tackle Shakespeare’s classic
www.whatsonstage.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It's 2010 and you're sitting in the gravel area between the manual arts and music blocks eating garlic bread because it's the only decent thing left at the school tuckshop
I saw one of those “nostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like “it’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
TuckShop has announced the return of its acclaimed all-drag pantomime, with Jack and the Beanstalk set to play a six-week season at London’s Emerald Theatre

theatreweekly.com/tuckshop-ann...
TuckShop Announces All-Drag Pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk at the Emerald Theatre - Theatre Weekly
TuckShop has announced the return of its acclaimed all-drag pantomime, with Jack and the Beanstalk set to play at London’s Emerald Theatre
theatreweekly.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Good public policy ideas are happy to be stolen. Democrats, the lane is wide open.

open.substack.com/pub/tuckshop...
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oh my god i found some old pictures of me struggling doing my coding project where we had to make some app for a tuckshop owner I'm so glad i finished ts
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finally made it to Tuckshop, my gorgeous pals’ new coffee spot. North Berwick train station has been desperate for this for years.
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 AM
@halbrandscurls.bsky.social I was doing some research on "Tuckshop" and found this (I love doing research)
What's a Sunday without listening to two hours of new Australian music 🎶 whilst watching the cricket 🏏(with the sound down) and contemplating a mango 🥭 whilst dangling your feet in a pool? 🏊‍♀️

Check out our full playlist attached or stream the ep at the 2SER website!

linktr.ee/thetuckshop
July 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM