Ahh but did you take the right ones??
Here you go! In all it's glory!
A generous helping of Turkraken, Soup A (the safest one) and a deelisshusss dessert!
Bon Apetit!
Here you go! In all it's glory!
A generous helping of Turkraken, Soup A (the safest one) and a deelisshusss dessert!
Bon Apetit!
September 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Ahh but did you take the right ones??
Here you go! In all it's glory!
A generous helping of Turkraken, Soup A (the safest one) and a deelisshusss dessert!
Bon Apetit!
Here you go! In all it's glory!
A generous helping of Turkraken, Soup A (the safest one) and a deelisshusss dessert!
Bon Apetit!
Order some up and you'll see for yourself!
We have a lovely main dish, Turkraken - it's a speciality of ours.
And three soups, A, B and C - C is to be eaten with caution, eat it before it eats you, sort of things...haha.
Many desserts and confectionary.
What can we get you?
We have a lovely main dish, Turkraken - it's a speciality of ours.
And three soups, A, B and C - C is to be eaten with caution, eat it before it eats you, sort of things...haha.
Many desserts and confectionary.
What can we get you?
September 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Order some up and you'll see for yourself!
We have a lovely main dish, Turkraken - it's a speciality of ours.
And three soups, A, B and C - C is to be eaten with caution, eat it before it eats you, sort of things...haha.
Many desserts and confectionary.
What can we get you?
We have a lovely main dish, Turkraken - it's a speciality of ours.
And three soups, A, B and C - C is to be eaten with caution, eat it before it eats you, sort of things...haha.
Many desserts and confectionary.
What can we get you?
Whilst we would advise SO Rabey to maybe be more mindful in future, we don't feel there is any call to jail her.
Now - young Wolfgirl - can we interest you in some Turkraken for dinner? Maybe some soup?
We have an excellent Jail Canteen!
G.O. JAIL
Now - young Wolfgirl - can we interest you in some Turkraken for dinner? Maybe some soup?
We have an excellent Jail Canteen!
G.O. JAIL
August 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Whilst we would advise SO Rabey to maybe be more mindful in future, we don't feel there is any call to jail her.
Now - young Wolfgirl - can we interest you in some Turkraken for dinner? Maybe some soup?
We have an excellent Jail Canteen!
G.O. JAIL
Now - young Wolfgirl - can we interest you in some Turkraken for dinner? Maybe some soup?
We have an excellent Jail Canteen!
G.O. JAIL
What a delightful turn of phrase you have, young Star.
Is there, perhaps, something else we can get you?
Plenty of Turkraken still around, from Christmas.
G.O. Jail
Is there, perhaps, something else we can get you?
Plenty of Turkraken still around, from Christmas.
G.O. Jail
February 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What a delightful turn of phrase you have, young Star.
Is there, perhaps, something else we can get you?
Plenty of Turkraken still around, from Christmas.
G.O. Jail
Is there, perhaps, something else we can get you?
Plenty of Turkraken still around, from Christmas.
G.O. Jail
Oh, that can be put right in a jiffy.
We've been reviewing the VIP room and noticed the distinct lack of Turkraken.
We're having the canteen send some over, especially for you.
G.O. Jail
We've been reviewing the VIP room and noticed the distinct lack of Turkraken.
We're having the canteen send some over, especially for you.
G.O. Jail
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Oh, that can be put right in a jiffy.
We've been reviewing the VIP room and noticed the distinct lack of Turkraken.
We're having the canteen send some over, especially for you.
G.O. Jail
We've been reviewing the VIP room and noticed the distinct lack of Turkraken.
We're having the canteen send some over, especially for you.
G.O. Jail
Angst is Angst, just consider this as a mop-up operation. I'm sure what they really want to experience is the Legendary Turkraken and our famous soups.
G.O. Jail
G.O. Jail
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Angst is Angst, just consider this as a mop-up operation. I'm sure what they really want to experience is the Legendary Turkraken and our famous soups.
G.O. Jail
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
YES!! LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD!
Plenty of Turkraken and soups to go around and the canteen deserts are legendary!!
And please, ignore the bit about alcohol and HRH, S.O. Rabey gets a bit carried away sometimes.
BRING ALL THE ALCOHOL FOR HRH!!
He's partial to a dry white wine.
G.O. Jail
YES!! LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD!
Plenty of Turkraken and soups to go around and the canteen deserts are legendary!!
And please, ignore the bit about alcohol and HRH, S.O. Rabey gets a bit carried away sometimes.
BRING ALL THE ALCOHOL FOR HRH!!
He's partial to a dry white wine.
G.O. Jail
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#gojailatarsehq
YES!! LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD!
Plenty of Turkraken and soups to go around and the canteen deserts are legendary!!
And please, ignore the bit about alcohol and HRH, S.O. Rabey gets a bit carried away sometimes.
BRING ALL THE ALCOHOL FOR HRH!!
He's partial to a dry white wine.
G.O. Jail
YES!! LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD!
Plenty of Turkraken and soups to go around and the canteen deserts are legendary!!
And please, ignore the bit about alcohol and HRH, S.O. Rabey gets a bit carried away sometimes.
BRING ALL THE ALCOHOL FOR HRH!!
He's partial to a dry white wine.
G.O. Jail
Can easily make it smell of Turkraken and soup C if you like?
Oh and soup C will probably follow you, so I hope you haven't left a trail?
G.O. Jail
Oh and soup C will probably follow you, so I hope you haven't left a trail?
G.O. Jail
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Can easily make it smell of Turkraken and soup C if you like?
Oh and soup C will probably follow you, so I hope you haven't left a trail?
G.O. Jail
Oh and soup C will probably follow you, so I hope you haven't left a trail?
G.O. Jail
Young Sam can share the Turkraken with Star.
HRH has spoken.
G.O. Jail
HRH has spoken.
G.O. Jail
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Young Sam can share the Turkraken with Star.
HRH has spoken.
G.O. Jail
HRH has spoken.
G.O. Jail
WE'RE BACK!!
It is the run up to Christmas you know, lots to do.
Gifts for the inmates to buy and wrap, except for Star.
Lots of deelishussss food to buy and cook for the lovely inmates, except for Star. She's having Turkraken.
Just LOTS to do!
G.O. Jail
It is the run up to Christmas you know, lots to do.
Gifts for the inmates to buy and wrap, except for Star.
Lots of deelishussss food to buy and cook for the lovely inmates, except for Star. She's having Turkraken.
Just LOTS to do!
G.O. Jail
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
WE'RE BACK!!
It is the run up to Christmas you know, lots to do.
Gifts for the inmates to buy and wrap, except for Star.
Lots of deelishussss food to buy and cook for the lovely inmates, except for Star. She's having Turkraken.
Just LOTS to do!
G.O. Jail
It is the run up to Christmas you know, lots to do.
Gifts for the inmates to buy and wrap, except for Star.
Lots of deelishussss food to buy and cook for the lovely inmates, except for Star. She's having Turkraken.
Just LOTS to do!
G.O. Jail
G.O. JAIL v STAR
Sorry Star, but attempted moider is attempted moider.
You're going to be spending Christmas in a cell, an luxuriously appointed cell, but a cell nonetheless.
S.O. Rabey - if you could do the honours.
Star - how would you like your Turkraken on Christmas day?
HRH
G.O. Jail
Sorry Star, but attempted moider is attempted moider.
You're going to be spending Christmas in a cell, an luxuriously appointed cell, but a cell nonetheless.
S.O. Rabey - if you could do the honours.
Star - how would you like your Turkraken on Christmas day?
HRH
G.O. Jail
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
G.O. JAIL v STAR
Sorry Star, but attempted moider is attempted moider.
You're going to be spending Christmas in a cell, an luxuriously appointed cell, but a cell nonetheless.
S.O. Rabey - if you could do the honours.
Star - how would you like your Turkraken on Christmas day?
HRH
G.O. Jail
Sorry Star, but attempted moider is attempted moider.
You're going to be spending Christmas in a cell, an luxuriously appointed cell, but a cell nonetheless.
S.O. Rabey - if you could do the honours.
Star - how would you like your Turkraken on Christmas day?
HRH
G.O. Jail
If Star isn't already in the Oubliette, HRH says put her there immediately.
And send her some Turkraken and soup.
Oh, and one of those lusshuss doughnuts.
G.O. Jail
And send her some Turkraken and soup.
Oh, and one of those lusshuss doughnuts.
G.O. Jail
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If Star isn't already in the Oubliette, HRH says put her there immediately.
And send her some Turkraken and soup.
Oh, and one of those lusshuss doughnuts.
G.O. Jail
And send her some Turkraken and soup.
Oh, and one of those lusshuss doughnuts.
G.O. Jail
Oh, young Ezra!
We have some dinner for you!
Better than Rum!
Have some luverly Turkraken and some soup.
Sorry it's a bit rushed, there's a bit of an emergency going on!
We even threw in some dessert! Aren't you lucky!!
G.O. Jail
We have some dinner for you!
Better than Rum!
Have some luverly Turkraken and some soup.
Sorry it's a bit rushed, there's a bit of an emergency going on!
We even threw in some dessert! Aren't you lucky!!
G.O. Jail
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh, young Ezra!
We have some dinner for you!
Better than Rum!
Have some luverly Turkraken and some soup.
Sorry it's a bit rushed, there's a bit of an emergency going on!
We even threw in some dessert! Aren't you lucky!!
G.O. Jail
We have some dinner for you!
Better than Rum!
Have some luverly Turkraken and some soup.
Sorry it's a bit rushed, there's a bit of an emergency going on!
We even threw in some dessert! Aren't you lucky!!
G.O. Jail
TURKRAKEN...SOUP!
That is absolutely inspired!!
We must tell the canteen immediately!
What's better than just Turkraken - but Turkraken soup!
Excellent!
G.O. Jail
That is absolutely inspired!!
We must tell the canteen immediately!
What's better than just Turkraken - but Turkraken soup!
Excellent!
G.O. Jail
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
TURKRAKEN...SOUP!
That is absolutely inspired!!
We must tell the canteen immediately!
What's better than just Turkraken - but Turkraken soup!
Excellent!
G.O. Jail
That is absolutely inspired!!
We must tell the canteen immediately!
What's better than just Turkraken - but Turkraken soup!
Excellent!
G.O. Jail
You are in til Christmas matey.
How do you like your Christmas Turkraken?
Special Officer Makemyday.
How do you like your Christmas Turkraken?
Special Officer Makemyday.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You are in til Christmas matey.
How do you like your Christmas Turkraken?
Special Officer Makemyday.
How do you like your Christmas Turkraken?
Special Officer Makemyday.
NO NOT YET
THAT'S THE LAST RESORT
WE CAN'T UNLEASH SUCH TERROR ON AN UNSUSPECTING FANDOM...WHEN PEOPLE ARE LOOKING TO JAIL FOR ORDER AND PEACE AND KEEP YOU UNDESIRABLES UNDER LOCK AND KEY
CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME TURKRAKEN WHILST WE WAIT?
G.O. JAIL
THAT'S THE LAST RESORT
WE CAN'T UNLEASH SUCH TERROR ON AN UNSUSPECTING FANDOM...WHEN PEOPLE ARE LOOKING TO JAIL FOR ORDER AND PEACE AND KEEP YOU UNDESIRABLES UNDER LOCK AND KEY
CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME TURKRAKEN WHILST WE WAIT?
G.O. JAIL
October 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
NO NOT YET
THAT'S THE LAST RESORT
WE CAN'T UNLEASH SUCH TERROR ON AN UNSUSPECTING FANDOM...WHEN PEOPLE ARE LOOKING TO JAIL FOR ORDER AND PEACE AND KEEP YOU UNDESIRABLES UNDER LOCK AND KEY
CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME TURKRAKEN WHILST WE WAIT?
G.O. JAIL
THAT'S THE LAST RESORT
WE CAN'T UNLEASH SUCH TERROR ON AN UNSUSPECTING FANDOM...WHEN PEOPLE ARE LOOKING TO JAIL FOR ORDER AND PEACE AND KEEP YOU UNDESIRABLES UNDER LOCK AND KEY
CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME TURKRAKEN WHILST WE WAIT?
G.O. JAIL
You're welcome!
Right - ready for your evening TURKRAKEN - it's part of your sentencing you know.
G.O. Jail
Right - ready for your evening TURKRAKEN - it's part of your sentencing you know.
G.O. Jail
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You're welcome!
Right - ready for your evening TURKRAKEN - it's part of your sentencing you know.
G.O. Jail
Right - ready for your evening TURKRAKEN - it's part of your sentencing you know.
G.O. Jail
RIGHT!
Sit down, the lot of you!!!
Including Louise and if you want, young Nicola, since you seem intent on dragging them into this.
BRING ON - THE MIGHTY TURKRAKEN!!!
G.O. Jail
Sit down, the lot of you!!!
Including Louise and if you want, young Nicola, since you seem intent on dragging them into this.
BRING ON - THE MIGHTY TURKRAKEN!!!
G.O. Jail
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
RIGHT!
Sit down, the lot of you!!!
Including Louise and if you want, young Nicola, since you seem intent on dragging them into this.
BRING ON - THE MIGHTY TURKRAKEN!!!
G.O. Jail
Sit down, the lot of you!!!
Including Louise and if you want, young Nicola, since you seem intent on dragging them into this.
BRING ON - THE MIGHTY TURKRAKEN!!!
G.O. Jail
*sighs*
Star was supposed to say "what time is it" and we would have said "Turkraken Time" and now it's all spoilt.
And we're going to serve Star AND Hineko Turkraken now and if Louise doesn't scram, she stands a good chance of being invited to sit down to Turkraken AS WELL.
Understood?!
G.O. Jail
Star was supposed to say "what time is it" and we would have said "Turkraken Time" and now it's all spoilt.
And we're going to serve Star AND Hineko Turkraken now and if Louise doesn't scram, she stands a good chance of being invited to sit down to Turkraken AS WELL.
Understood?!
G.O. Jail
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*sighs*
Star was supposed to say "what time is it" and we would have said "Turkraken Time" and now it's all spoilt.
And we're going to serve Star AND Hineko Turkraken now and if Louise doesn't scram, she stands a good chance of being invited to sit down to Turkraken AS WELL.
Understood?!
G.O. Jail
Star was supposed to say "what time is it" and we would have said "Turkraken Time" and now it's all spoilt.
And we're going to serve Star AND Hineko Turkraken now and if Louise doesn't scram, she stands a good chance of being invited to sit down to Turkraken AS WELL.
Understood?!
G.O. Jail
Bars, as promised.
Off you pop to jail now, it's a bit noisy at the moment but I believe there are earplugs in the office.
Don't tell Star.
And you're just in time for dinner, I believe!
Roast Turkraken, yummy!
Or fish n chips and chocolate cake, you decide.
G.O. Jail
Off you pop to jail now, it's a bit noisy at the moment but I believe there are earplugs in the office.
Don't tell Star.
And you're just in time for dinner, I believe!
Roast Turkraken, yummy!
Or fish n chips and chocolate cake, you decide.
G.O. Jail
October 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bars, as promised.
Off you pop to jail now, it's a bit noisy at the moment but I believe there are earplugs in the office.
Don't tell Star.
And you're just in time for dinner, I believe!
Roast Turkraken, yummy!
Or fish n chips and chocolate cake, you decide.
G.O. Jail
Off you pop to jail now, it's a bit noisy at the moment but I believe there are earplugs in the office.
Don't tell Star.
And you're just in time for dinner, I believe!
Roast Turkraken, yummy!
Or fish n chips and chocolate cake, you decide.
G.O. Jail
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT IN THE KITCHEN DON'T DO THE CRIME & YOU WON'T HAVE TO EAT TURKRAKEN IN JAIL WITH NO EARPLUGS IS THE MORAL OF THAT PARTICULAR STORY WE BELIEVE.
MORE MUSIC, D.J. HINEKO - @hinekosama.bsky.social
WE THINK WE MAY HAVE LEARNT HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOTY SHAKE!!
WAHOO!!
G.O. JAIL
MORE MUSIC, D.J. HINEKO - @hinekosama.bsky.social
WE THINK WE MAY HAVE LEARNT HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOTY SHAKE!!
WAHOO!!
G.O. JAIL
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT IN THE KITCHEN DON'T DO THE CRIME & YOU WON'T HAVE TO EAT TURKRAKEN IN JAIL WITH NO EARPLUGS IS THE MORAL OF THAT PARTICULAR STORY WE BELIEVE.
MORE MUSIC, D.J. HINEKO - @hinekosama.bsky.social
WE THINK WE MAY HAVE LEARNT HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOTY SHAKE!!
WAHOO!!
G.O. JAIL
MORE MUSIC, D.J. HINEKO - @hinekosama.bsky.social
WE THINK WE MAY HAVE LEARNT HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOTY SHAKE!!
WAHOO!!
G.O. JAIL
*nods happily*
YES, YOU TOO! GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT! LOVELY BIT OF BEBOP ISN'T IT...WE ALMOST FEEL LIKE DANCING.
LOOKING FOWARD TO YOUR TURKRAKEN? I BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST READY!
YES, YOU TOO! GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT! LOVELY BIT OF BEBOP ISN'T IT...WE ALMOST FEEL LIKE DANCING.
LOOKING FOWARD TO YOUR TURKRAKEN? I BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST READY!
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October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*nods happily*
YES, YOU TOO! GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT! LOVELY BIT OF BEBOP ISN'T IT...WE ALMOST FEEL LIKE DANCING.
LOOKING FOWARD TO YOUR TURKRAKEN? I BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST READY!
YES, YOU TOO! GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT! LOVELY BIT OF BEBOP ISN'T IT...WE ALMOST FEEL LIKE DANCING.
LOOKING FOWARD TO YOUR TURKRAKEN? I BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST READY!
go early to bed.
Hineko is kindly providing some lovely bebop music, to entertain all of us and lift the spirits of our first long-timer, Star.
The Turkraken will be along soon, so we hope you're all hungry.
Other options are available. Except for Star, oc.
G.O. Jail
+
Hineko is kindly providing some lovely bebop music, to entertain all of us and lift the spirits of our first long-timer, Star.
The Turkraken will be along soon, so we hope you're all hungry.
Other options are available. Except for Star, oc.
G.O. Jail
+
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
go early to bed.
Hineko is kindly providing some lovely bebop music, to entertain all of us and lift the spirits of our first long-timer, Star.
The Turkraken will be along soon, so we hope you're all hungry.
Other options are available. Except for Star, oc.
G.O. Jail
+
Hineko is kindly providing some lovely bebop music, to entertain all of us and lift the spirits of our first long-timer, Star.
The Turkraken will be along soon, so we hope you're all hungry.
Other options are available. Except for Star, oc.
G.O. Jail
+
Oh no! Your child will be perfectly safe, have no fear! Officer Bildaddy loves children don't forget, and I do believe we have a creche around here, somewhere.
What's your little one called?
And the Turkraken is ALL FOR YOU.
And Hineko, obviously.
G.O. Jail
What's your little one called?
And the Turkraken is ALL FOR YOU.
And Hineko, obviously.
G.O. Jail
October 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh no! Your child will be perfectly safe, have no fear! Officer Bildaddy loves children don't forget, and I do believe we have a creche around here, somewhere.
What's your little one called?
And the Turkraken is ALL FOR YOU.
And Hineko, obviously.
G.O. Jail
What's your little one called?
And the Turkraken is ALL FOR YOU.
And Hineko, obviously.
G.O. Jail
He changed it to 48 hrs in Jail.
And Turkraken for EVERY dinner from now until G.O. S3 drops.
For the attempted m*rder of Tiny David and the Bentley, who are still in Intensive Care, he wanted to jail Star for FIVE years. FIVE.
Yes. Really.
We said NOOOOOO! You can't do that!
So he reconsidered ++
And Turkraken for EVERY dinner from now until G.O. S3 drops.
For the attempted m*rder of Tiny David and the Bentley, who are still in Intensive Care, he wanted to jail Star for FIVE years. FIVE.
Yes. Really.
We said NOOOOOO! You can't do that!
So he reconsidered ++
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He changed it to 48 hrs in Jail.
And Turkraken for EVERY dinner from now until G.O. S3 drops.
For the attempted m*rder of Tiny David and the Bentley, who are still in Intensive Care, he wanted to jail Star for FIVE years. FIVE.
Yes. Really.
We said NOOOOOO! You can't do that!
So he reconsidered ++
And Turkraken for EVERY dinner from now until G.O. S3 drops.
For the attempted m*rder of Tiny David and the Bentley, who are still in Intensive Care, he wanted to jail Star for FIVE years. FIVE.
Yes. Really.
We said NOOOOOO! You can't do that!
So he reconsidered ++