Turns out, judges agree.
Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.
May 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Turns out, judges agree.
Everything #TrumpTheFelon touches turns to shit.
September 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Everything #TrumpTheFelon touches turns to shit.
It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 PM
It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.
Turns out @mcuban.bsky.social was correct
Mark Cuban on CNBC: "Donald Trump is trying to come in with the hammer and say, 'I'm gonna hit you with a 200% tariff, John Deere.' Kamala Harris is saying, 'I'm going to give you incentives to manufacture more.' Which do you think is gonna work better with companies?"
April 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Turns out @mcuban.bsky.social was correct
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/
July 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/
Turns out autocracy is bad for business
April 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Turns out autocracy is bad for business
Turns out Zelenskyy is good at standing up against dictators.
February 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Turns out Zelenskyy is good at standing up against dictators.
Turns out there’s an economic cost to everyone hating us.
February 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Turns out there’s an economic cost to everyone hating us.
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
When your "strongest ground" turns into quicksand.
June 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When your "strongest ground" turns into quicksand.
Turns out the Dow doesn’t love it
February 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Turns out the Dow doesn’t love it
Turns out Tracy Flick be lying
Karoline Leavitt: "DOGE and OMB also found that there was about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund condoms in Gaza. That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer dollars."
January 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Turns out Tracy Flick be lying
Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
Sunday morning April 20, 2025
Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen
NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen
CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen
CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen
ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen
NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen
CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen
CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen
ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican
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theonion.com/restaur...
May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican
theonion.com/restaur...
theonion.com/restaur...
Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought
April 8, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought
Turns out charisma goes a long way in politics!
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Turns out charisma goes a long way in politics!
It turns out rule of law was on the ballot.
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It turns out rule of law was on the ballot.
Turns out, schools are way cheaper than ballrooms...
May 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Turns out, schools are way cheaper than ballrooms...
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM IS OUT AT DHS.
TRUMP SAYS HE'S REPLACING HER WITH SEN. MARKWAYNE MULLIN.
TRUMP SAYS HE'S REPLACING HER WITH SEN. MARKWAYNE MULLIN.
March 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
turns your wolf link into a spirit tracks wolfos
July 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
turns your wolf link into a spirit tracks wolfos
