I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.
June 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.
He’s drunk-tweeting again.
April 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
He’s drunk-tweeting again.
i give it a year tops before some administration account is tweeting pro-slavery propaganda
The official DHS account is now tweeting about “your homeland’s heritage”
July 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i give it a year tops before some administration account is tweeting pro-slavery propaganda
Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.
Maybe the tweeting didn’t help?
NEW: ABC, Associated Press & the Washington Post are all confirming tonight’s CNN story.
The official damage assessment shows that US strikes did not destroy Iran’s nuclear program. It likely only set it back a few months.
And Iran’s enriched uranium is now missing.
Trump lies as he breathes.
The official damage assessment shows that US strikes did not destroy Iran’s nuclear program. It likely only set it back a few months.
And Iran’s enriched uranium is now missing.
Trump lies as he breathes.
June 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Maybe the tweeting didn’t help?
I'm sure Candace Owens' attorneys are thrilled that she's just tweeting through the defamation lawsuit.
July 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm sure Candace Owens' attorneys are thrilled that she's just tweeting through the defamation lawsuit.
Greetings from Lisbon — a long overdue vacation. Tweeting will recommence soon.
September 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Greetings from Lisbon — a long overdue vacation. Tweeting will recommence soon.
The new pope tweeting in February:
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The new pope tweeting in February:
The White House tweeting weird stuff doesn’t make me forget about Epstein.
March 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The White House tweeting weird stuff doesn’t make me forget about Epstein.
Having President live tweeting this war probably isn’t the best idea
June 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Having President live tweeting this war probably isn’t the best idea
Pretty sure Lindsey Graham is tweeting drunk right now.
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Pretty sure Lindsey Graham is tweeting drunk right now.
It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government
April 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government
Nothing says leadership like tweeting while Texas drowns.
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nothing says leadership like tweeting while Texas drowns.
Do they work between Fox appearances, preparing for Fox appearances, and tweeting about Fox appearances?
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Do they work between Fox appearances, preparing for Fox appearances, and tweeting about Fox appearances?
STOP QUOTE TWEETING THE POLL ACCOUNTS THAT NEVER LINK BACK TO THE POLLS THEY'RE MENTIONING
thank you
thank you
September 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
STOP QUOTE TWEETING THE POLL ACCOUNTS THAT NEVER LINK BACK TO THE POLLS THEY'RE MENTIONING
thank you
thank you
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social you are terrible at live tweeting.
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social you are terrible at live tweeting.
Imagine claiming to be a Christian, waking up on Easter Sunday, and tweeting this.
25th Amendment now!
25th Amendment now!
April 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Imagine claiming to be a Christian, waking up on Easter Sunday, and tweeting this.
25th Amendment now!
25th Amendment now!
Mike Johnson tweeting about DUIs yesterday:
March 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mike Johnson tweeting about DUIs yesterday:
RIP charlie kirk you would have loved tweeting about this 💔🥀
February 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
RIP charlie kirk you would have loved tweeting about this 💔🥀
I won't be live-tweeting the inauguration.
Mainly, because I have no intention of watching even one second of it.
Mainly, because I have no intention of watching even one second of it.
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I won't be live-tweeting the inauguration.
Mainly, because I have no intention of watching even one second of it.
Mainly, because I have no intention of watching even one second of it.
Elon as your lawyer I advise you to keep tweeting
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Elon as your lawyer I advise you to keep tweeting
Trump is up past midnight tweeting about Gavin Newsom
August 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trump is up past midnight tweeting about Gavin Newsom
Pence got cold feet after tweeting 🤣
March 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Pence got cold feet after tweeting 🤣