🔃🚨 BREAKING: In a leaked email, Elon Musk admits Twitter's "success" 😂 "User growth stagnant, revenue unimpressive, barely breaking even" — sounds like the Twitter dream team is really flying high, huh? Maybe next time, try a few more blue checkmarks for a boost. #TwitterFail #TwitterProblems
January 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🔃🚨 BREAKING: In a leaked email, Elon Musk admits Twitter's "success" 😂 "User growth stagnant, revenue unimpressive, barely breaking even" — sounds like the Twitter dream team is really flying high, huh? Maybe next time, try a few more blue checkmarks for a boost. #TwitterFail #TwitterProblems
E!on's obsession with blaming bots for his Twitterfail is ... something.
So, it's kind of hard to tell here, but is this dumb motherfucker basically saying that you'll only see the likes of verified users?
Also, how in the name of a ketamine-induced haze did he link this shit to the War on Drugs?
Also, how in the name of a ketamine-induced haze did he link this shit to the War on Drugs?
September 23, 2023 at 2:48 PM
E!on's obsession with blaming bots for his Twitterfail is ... something.
Twitter in a nutshell (or half shell) right now.
#twitterfail #TMNT #comics
#twitterfail #TMNT #comics
July 1, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Twitter in a nutshell (or half shell) right now.
#twitterfail #TMNT #comics
#twitterfail #TMNT #comics
Not sure what a blue sky post is called, but it sure as fuck is better than a #xeet #twitterfail
July 27, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Not sure what a blue sky post is called, but it sure as fuck is better than a #xeet #twitterfail
Serious, Twitter, you need to train your bots to understand context.
This is NOT what you say it is. I was commenting on how the dice look in low light.
Extrapolated dinguses.
More reason to be here, I suppose.
#TwitterFail #TwitterModerationFail #BetterOnBlueSky
This is NOT what you say it is. I was commenting on how the dice look in low light.
Extrapolated dinguses.
More reason to be here, I suppose.
#TwitterFail #TwitterModerationFail #BetterOnBlueSky
November 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Serious, Twitter, you need to train your bots to understand context.
This is NOT what you say it is. I was commenting on how the dice look in low light.
Extrapolated dinguses.
More reason to be here, I suppose.
#TwitterFail #TwitterModerationFail #BetterOnBlueSky
This is NOT what you say it is. I was commenting on how the dice look in low light.
Extrapolated dinguses.
More reason to be here, I suppose.
#TwitterFail #TwitterModerationFail #BetterOnBlueSky
Muahahaha! Twitter is melting down.
Elon said we need more H1b immigrants. The MAGAts said nope, deport em. Elon called Americans stupid and lazy.
He has proof…he’s been selling Cybertrucks to Americans like crazy.
And now he’s canceling MAGAts.
#TwitterFail #FuckMusk #MAGAts
Elon said we need more H1b immigrants. The MAGAts said nope, deport em. Elon called Americans stupid and lazy.
He has proof…he’s been selling Cybertrucks to Americans like crazy.
And now he’s canceling MAGAts.
#TwitterFail #FuckMusk #MAGAts
December 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Muahahaha! Twitter is melting down.
Elon said we need more H1b immigrants. The MAGAts said nope, deport em. Elon called Americans stupid and lazy.
He has proof…he’s been selling Cybertrucks to Americans like crazy.
And now he’s canceling MAGAts.
#TwitterFail #FuckMusk #MAGAts
Elon said we need more H1b immigrants. The MAGAts said nope, deport em. Elon called Americans stupid and lazy.
He has proof…he’s been selling Cybertrucks to Americans like crazy.
And now he’s canceling MAGAts.
#TwitterFail #FuckMusk #MAGAts
I am going to laugh for a long time once Elon figures out that the tariffs hit Tesla very very hard.
#TwitterFail #Elon #Tesla #PriceOfEggs
#TwitterFail #Elon #Tesla #PriceOfEggs
February 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am going to laugh for a long time once Elon figures out that the tariffs hit Tesla very very hard.
#TwitterFail #Elon #Tesla #PriceOfEggs
#TwitterFail #Elon #Tesla #PriceOfEggs
How long before the two billionaires realize they are cannibalizing each other’s social-media investments, and will there be popcorn for the seats here at BlueSky when Netflix airs the fight?
#Twitterfail #TruthSocialHurts #GoBlue
#Twitterfail #TruthSocialHurts #GoBlue
November 19, 2024 at 4:03 AM
How long before the two billionaires realize they are cannibalizing each other’s social-media investments, and will there be popcorn for the seats here at BlueSky when Netflix airs the fight?
#Twitterfail #TruthSocialHurts #GoBlue
#Twitterfail #TruthSocialHurts #GoBlue
So I just dumped Twitter. Place had become a cesspool of toxicity, bots, and the poorly educated. Shout out to anyone who feel the same way!
#Twitterfail #FuckElmo #Bluesky
#Twitterfail #FuckElmo #Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
So I just dumped Twitter. Place had become a cesspool of toxicity, bots, and the poorly educated. Shout out to anyone who feel the same way!
#Twitterfail #FuckElmo #Bluesky
#Twitterfail #FuckElmo #Bluesky
Musk tweeted:“Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.”
The untweeted part: “Because I don’t know what that looks like.”
Sorry, too little, too late, we all came to Bluesky to get our happy on.
Hypocritical deplorable weirdo.
#TwitterFail #XTheMusk
The untweeted part: “Because I don’t know what that looks like.”
Sorry, too little, too late, we all came to Bluesky to get our happy on.
Hypocritical deplorable weirdo.
#TwitterFail #XTheMusk
January 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Musk tweeted:“Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.”
The untweeted part: “Because I don’t know what that looks like.”
Sorry, too little, too late, we all came to Bluesky to get our happy on.
Hypocritical deplorable weirdo.
#TwitterFail #XTheMusk
The untweeted part: “Because I don’t know what that looks like.”
Sorry, too little, too late, we all came to Bluesky to get our happy on.
Hypocritical deplorable weirdo.
#TwitterFail #XTheMusk
Just fired up twitter in the browser... wanted to repost something and got this message... and yet I'm getting multiple spam bots messages a day now in my inbox and get follows by bots constantly... And yea, I made the mistake of paying for blue check mark there even.
#twitterfail
#twitterfail
November 30, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Just fired up twitter in the browser... wanted to repost something and got this message... and yet I'm getting multiple spam bots messages a day now in my inbox and get follows by bots constantly... And yea, I made the mistake of paying for blue check mark there even.
#twitterfail
#twitterfail
“Absolute disaster with Brad Schimel’s MAGA propaganda space attacking @crawfordforwi.bsky.social No one could hear anything. Elon says we have ‘technical difficulties,’—
Just another embarrassing mess under Elon Musk’s leadership. This platform is a total failure. #MAGA #TwitterFail #ElonMess”
Just another embarrassing mess under Elon Musk’s leadership. This platform is a total failure. #MAGA #TwitterFail #ElonMess”
March 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Absolute disaster with Brad Schimel’s MAGA propaganda space attacking @crawfordforwi.bsky.social No one could hear anything. Elon says we have ‘technical difficulties,’—
Just another embarrassing mess under Elon Musk’s leadership. This platform is a total failure. #MAGA #TwitterFail #ElonMess”
Just another embarrassing mess under Elon Musk’s leadership. This platform is a total failure. #MAGA #TwitterFail #ElonMess”
February 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I’ve used TweetDeck in it’s various forms for well over a decade (back when it was an Adobe app).
It’s absolutely laughable that Twitter thinks they can get away with charging for the new version of it… #TwitterFail
It’s absolutely laughable that Twitter thinks they can get away with charging for the new version of it… #TwitterFail
July 4, 2023 at 5:32 AM
I’ve used TweetDeck in it’s various forms for well over a decade (back when it was an Adobe app).
It’s absolutely laughable that Twitter thinks they can get away with charging for the new version of it… #TwitterFail
It’s absolutely laughable that Twitter thinks they can get away with charging for the new version of it… #TwitterFail
“Another disaster in a space hosted under Elon Musk’s leadership. Personal attacks, character assassination, and technical failures. #MAGA propaganda dominating while real conversation gets drowned out. Elon’s Twitter is a total mess. #ElonFail #MAGA #TwitterFail” #MAGA Ron Johnson was the worst
March 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Another disaster in a space hosted under Elon Musk’s leadership. Personal attacks, character assassination, and technical failures. #MAGA propaganda dominating while real conversation gets drowned out. Elon’s Twitter is a total mess. #ElonFail #MAGA #TwitterFail” #MAGA Ron Johnson was the worst
And this is especially true for businesses that rely on healthy interactions among their customers.
#Bluesky #Twitterfail #business
#Bluesky #Twitterfail #business
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
And this is especially true for businesses that rely on healthy interactions among their customers.
#Bluesky #Twitterfail #business
#Bluesky #Twitterfail #business
Keeping it real, is Bluesky perfect? Nope. Not even close, but at least there seems to be a critical mass of people determined to make a whole new set of mistakes rather than do Twitterfail all over again. :)
November 5, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Keeping it real, is Bluesky perfect? Nope. Not even close, but at least there seems to be a critical mass of people determined to make a whole new set of mistakes rather than do Twitterfail all over again. :)
I would like to petition for a new designation. I would like to drop the X from Gen X and go back to being called the Lost Generation.
#Twitterfail #GenX
#Twitterfail #GenX
February 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I would like to petition for a new designation. I would like to drop the X from Gen X and go back to being called the Lost Generation.
#Twitterfail #GenX
#Twitterfail #GenX
"Twitter blocked my account due to their security breach, claiming I posted something inappropriate. The reality? Their system got compromised, my account was hacked, and the hacker posted it. Fix your security, Twitter, instead of blaming users. #CyberSecurity #TwitterFail"
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 PM
"Twitter blocked my account due to their security breach, claiming I posted something inappropriate. The reality? Their system got compromised, my account was hacked, and the hacker posted it. Fix your security, Twitter, instead of blaming users. #CyberSecurity #TwitterFail"
He’s shooting for Mars... but can’t keep Twitter from crashing.
👉 Watch the full satire: https://youtube.com/shorts/-OGkzNWagtg?feature=share
👨🚀 It’s rocket science, but only if your rocket doesn’t explode on login.
#ElonMusk #SatireShorts #TwitterFail #SpaceX #TechHumor
👉 Watch the full satire: https://youtube.com/shorts/-OGkzNWagtg?feature=share
👨🚀 It’s rocket science, but only if your rocket doesn’t explode on login.
#ElonMusk #SatireShorts #TwitterFail #SpaceX #TechHumor
May 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He’s shooting for Mars... but can’t keep Twitter from crashing.
👉 Watch the full satire: https://youtube.com/shorts/-OGkzNWagtg?feature=share
👨🚀 It’s rocket science, but only if your rocket doesn’t explode on login.
#ElonMusk #SatireShorts #TwitterFail #SpaceX #TechHumor
👉 Watch the full satire: https://youtube.com/shorts/-OGkzNWagtg?feature=share
👨🚀 It’s rocket science, but only if your rocket doesn’t explode on login.
#ElonMusk #SatireShorts #TwitterFail #SpaceX #TechHumor
January 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
(So yes we are definitely doing Bluesky Earthquake Twitterfail from here on out.)
December 21, 2023 at 6:20 AM
(So yes we are definitely doing Bluesky Earthquake Twitterfail from here on out.)
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The big complain I see now on X is that BlueSky doesn’t offer adequate engagement. But there, you are receiving what established accounts feed you; but here, you still have the chance to be the big fish in the pond if you work at it. X has killed organic growth.
#twitterfail #bluecrew
#twitterfail #bluecrew
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 AM
The big complain I see now on X is that BlueSky doesn’t offer adequate engagement. But there, you are receiving what established accounts feed you; but here, you still have the chance to be the big fish in the pond if you work at it. X has killed organic growth.
#twitterfail #bluecrew
#twitterfail #bluecrew