#TwoWeekTrump
Trump’s “healthcare plan” is to proclaim himself the Messiah and charge $1 million per healing. No refunds.
Trump: "We will pass the great healthcare plan"
April 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
When one of my granddaughters was 4 we called her "YaBut"
because no matter what you asked her to do?
She'd say, "Ya, but...
My 6 year old grandson is called "OneMore" as he always wants 'one more' show, book, treat, game...
Time to call him #TwoWeekTrump
www.threads.com/@latenighter...
April 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
When one of my granddaughters was 4 we called her "YaBut"
because no matter what you asked her to do?
She'd say, "Ya, but...
My 6 year old grandson is called "OneMore" as he always wants 'one more' show, book, treat, game...
Time to call him #TwoWeekTrump
www.threads.com/@latenighter...
LateNighter (@latenightercom) on Threads
Jimmy Kimmel on Trump extending his Iran deadline: "It's always two weeks. He's like a conscientious employee. He always gives two weeks' notice." Cue the supercut:
www.threads.com
April 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
When one of my granddaughters was 4 we called her "YaBut"
because no matter what you asked her to do?
She'd say, "Ya, but...
My 6 year old grandson is called "OneMore" as he always wants 'one more' show, book, treat, game...
Time to call him #TwoWeekTrump
www.threads.com/@latenighter...
LateNighter (@latenightercom) on Threads
Jimmy Kimmel on Trump extending his Iran deadline: "It's always two weeks. He's like a conscientious employee. He always gives two weeks' notice." Cue the supercut:
www.threads.com
April 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Trump created this problem, and now he’ll try and spin it to look like he’s saved the day with some masterful negotiation skills. Now, let’s get back to those pesky #EpsteinFiles!
#TwoWeekTrump #TACOTuesday
April 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
youtube.com/shorts/vTmU3...
Infrastructure bill
in 2 weeks.

Repeal and replace
Obamacare
in 2 weeks.

Build-the-wall-plan
in 2 weeks.
#TwoWeekTrump
#TooWeakTrump

Same old same old.

Dickblister Donnie
always promises everything's coming
in 2 weeks.
Maybe Trump should not have given this speech by Tom Nichols
YouTube video by The Atlantic
youtube.com
April 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
April 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
To make the billionaires more $$$ ? I think this is all a ploy to play with the stocks. tariffs on… they plummet, billionaires buy them up, #twoweektrump postpones, it rises again… I am not a finance person, but this can’t be all for naught, right?
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#twoweektrump needs a little more time… what an idiot
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Never has there been such a weak and compromised President of the United States of America.

I'm old enough to remember that just a few weeks ago, Trump promised a significant increase in sanctions and military support to defeat Russia.

That never happened.
#TooWeakTrump #TwoWeekTrump
⚡️Putin feels free to increase attacks on Ukraine without fear of consequences from Trump, Bloomberg reports.

Putin reached this conclusion following his meeting with Trump in Alaska last month, sources "close to the Kremlin" told Bloomberg.
Putin feels free to increase attacks on Ukraine without fear of consequences from Trump, Bloomberg reports
Russia has already significantly increased its drone and missile strikes across Ukraine this year, repeatedly breaking its records of civilian casualties and weapons launched.
kyivindependent.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
September 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
There is no surprise here....."#TwoWeekTRUMP....has always been and will always be.
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
September 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
" #TwoWeekTrump. Everything is in two weeks. #TooWeakTrump."
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#TwoWeekTrump should really be #TooWeakTrump
August 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"TwoWeekTrump" 🤣🤣
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Q: In the last jobs report, the manufacturing jobs actually went down by 7,000. When will the investments you've been talking about have an effect?

TRUMP: Well, they're building the plants now
July 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
July 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#twoweektrump… asshole
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#TwoWeekTrump
#TooWeakTrump

He won’t remember this conversation in two weeks
Trump: We have a buyer for TikTok, by the way. 

Bartiromo: Who's the buyer.

Trump: I'll tell you in about two weeks.
June 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM