Sun Tzu is rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken.
March 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Sun Tzu is rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken.
“just fuckin fight everyone at once lol”
– Sun Tzu
– Sun Tzu
Trump: "Maybe we'll have a friendly takeover of Cuba. We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba."
February 27, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“just fuckin fight everyone at once lol”
– Sun Tzu
– Sun Tzu
"lets go gambling"
-sun tzu or something
-sun tzu or something
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"lets go gambling"
-sun tzu or something
-sun tzu or something
"Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished."
~ Lao Tzu
IG: @matt_swack
~ Lao Tzu
IG: @matt_swack
August 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished."
~ Lao Tzu
IG: @matt_swack
~ Lao Tzu
IG: @matt_swack
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Democrats have introduced a bill to suspend the federal gas tax through October.
Gas Tax Holiday Floated as Band-Aid for Skyrocketing Prices at the Pump
Democratic senators have pitched the Gas Prices Relief Act.
gizmodo.com
March 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
She’s exhausted. 😴
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
She’s exhausted. 😴
As Sun Tzu says: 不战而屈人之兵，善之善者也
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
As Sun Tzu says: 不战而屈人之兵，善之善者也
Mahan and Clausewitz and Sun Tzu are rolling in their graves laughing.
💁♂️Trump says Iran is very unfairly blocking the Strait of Hormuz because the US has already won the war.
“It’s even unfair on their part. We already won! They have no right to keep doing what they’re doing.”
“It’s even unfair on their part. We already won! They have no right to keep doing what they’re doing.”
March 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Mahan and Clausewitz and Sun Tzu are rolling in their graves laughing.
I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
April 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
Sun Tzu, I think.
Can't remember if it was Clausewitz or Jomini who first wrote of war: "This doesn't count this doesn't count we're still on timeout"
Gen. Caine from this morning’s briefing: Since the ceasefire was announced, U.S. forces have come under attack more than 10 times “all below the threshold of restarting major combat operations.”
May 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Sun Tzu, I think.
Branston the Imperial Shih Tzu ready to go inside.
IG: @branstonpicklegizmo
IG: @branstonpicklegizmo
September 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Branston the Imperial Shih Tzu ready to go inside.
IG: @branstonpicklegizmo
IG: @branstonpicklegizmo
" Perfection is the willingness to be
imperfect."
Lao Tzu
Leiko Tar artwork
imperfect."
Lao Tzu
Leiko Tar artwork
October 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
" Perfection is the willingness to be
imperfect."
Lao Tzu
Leiko Tar artwork
imperfect."
Lao Tzu
Leiko Tar artwork
"If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading."
- Lao Tzu
Take heed, Democrats.
- Lao Tzu
Take heed, Democrats.
December 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
"If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading."
- Lao Tzu
Take heed, Democrats.
- Lao Tzu
Take heed, Democrats.
Speaking of General Tzu...
October 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Speaking of General Tzu...
She’s this cute on purpose. The ET resemblance is just a bonus.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
She’s this cute on purpose. The ET resemblance is just a bonus.
Don-Tzu
The Art of War
1. Start war
2. Kill people
3. Fail to achieve strategic objectives
4. Declare victory
5. Agree ceasefire
1. Start war
2. Kill people
3. Fail to achieve strategic objectives
4. Declare victory
5. Agree ceasefire
April 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Don-Tzu
sun tzu at mechanic:
alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about-
sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location
mr tzu your bill?
sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog.
mr tzu.
sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.
alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about-
sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location
mr tzu your bill?
sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog.
mr tzu.
sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.
July 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sun tzu at mechanic:
alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about-
sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location
mr tzu your bill?
sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog.
mr tzu.
sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.
alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about-
sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location
mr tzu your bill?
sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog.
mr tzu.
sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.
-- Sun Tzu, The App of War
June 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
-- Sun Tzu, The App of War
Shih Tzu, lord of vampires and warrior feared even by garlic-producing occultists.
May 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Shih Tzu, lord of vampires and warrior feared even by garlic-producing occultists.
the difference in waist sizes... i'm studying this like sun tzu
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the difference in waist sizes... i'm studying this like sun tzu