Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...
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October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
BREAKING: Provinces invite U.S. scientists to come be underfunded in Canada
April 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BREAKING: Provinces invite U.S. scientists to come be underfunded in Canada
Zia Yusuf complaining about councils being underfunded
While sitting next to Danny Kruger who since 2019 was part of the government that underfunded the councils Yusuf is complaining about
While sitting next to Danny Kruger who since 2019 was part of the government that underfunded the councils Yusuf is complaining about
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Zia Yusuf complaining about councils being underfunded
While sitting next to Danny Kruger who since 2019 was part of the government that underfunded the councils Yusuf is complaining about
While sitting next to Danny Kruger who since 2019 was part of the government that underfunded the councils Yusuf is complaining about
In other news I have also shut down because I am underfunded
October 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In other news I have also shut down because I am underfunded
Didn’t know libraries needed planes. Our local branch must be seriously underfunded didn’t see a single jet on the premises.
May 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Didn’t know libraries needed planes. Our local branch must be seriously underfunded didn’t see a single jet on the premises.
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"
July 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"
5/ terribly underfunded (in terms of personnel) and understaffed with simply collapse. And all to suit Elon's whims.
March 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
5/ terribly underfunded (in terms of personnel) and understaffed with simply collapse. And all to suit Elon's whims.
The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit
June 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit
Those underfunded schools in Oklahoma… a white mans doing
April 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Those underfunded schools in Oklahoma… a white mans doing
[bumper sticker]
MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL
MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL
August 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
[bumper sticker]
MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL
MY CHILD IS AN UNEXCEPTIONAL STUDENT AT AN UNDERFUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL
Doug Ford pictured yesterday spotting an Ontario hospital he hasn’t underfunded yet.
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Doug Ford pictured yesterday spotting an Ontario hospital he hasn’t underfunded yet.
“lean and agile” is startup shorthand for “underfunded and mismanaged”
October 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
“lean and agile” is startup shorthand for “underfunded and mismanaged”
Anna Turley, "How have we got to this situation? We've seen so much chronic underfunding"
She's 100% right
So as well as already having underfunded public services, we'll continue to have underfunded public services, because we can't afford to fund them because of Brexit
She's 100% right
So as well as already having underfunded public services, we'll continue to have underfunded public services, because we can't afford to fund them because of Brexit
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Anna Turley, "How have we got to this situation? We've seen so much chronic underfunding"
She's 100% right
So as well as already having underfunded public services, we'll continue to have underfunded public services, because we can't afford to fund them because of Brexit
She's 100% right
So as well as already having underfunded public services, we'll continue to have underfunded public services, because we can't afford to fund them because of Brexit
With hit songs such as
"Why we need fewer trans people"
"Maybe ICE is underfunded"
and
"The Focus Group Fiesta"
"Why we need fewer trans people"
"Maybe ICE is underfunded"
and
"The Focus Group Fiesta"
May 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
With hit songs such as
"Why we need fewer trans people"
"Maybe ICE is underfunded"
and
"The Focus Group Fiesta"
"Why we need fewer trans people"
"Maybe ICE is underfunded"
and
"The Focus Group Fiesta"
After passing $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid, Mike Johnson now has the gall to say Medicaid is underfunded.
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
After passing $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid, Mike Johnson now has the gall to say Medicaid is underfunded.
🙄 Tennessee has an affordability crisis, underfunded schools, traffic jams everywhere and the Republican Party is solving these problems!
Just kidding 👇
Just kidding 👇
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🙄 Tennessee has an affordability crisis, underfunded schools, traffic jams everywhere and the Republican Party is solving these problems!
Just kidding 👇
Just kidding 👇
Our schools are severely underfunded.
June 18, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Our schools are severely underfunded.
July 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Welfare system design :/ So pointlessly hostile *and* crime-inducing levels of underfunded.
September 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Welfare system design :/ So pointlessly hostile *and* crime-inducing levels of underfunded.
[and trans people, and undocumented migrants, and black people who live in underfunded urban centers]
We should be honest abut how "we should just kill them, can we not please just KILL them" lurks barely under the surface of so much respectable discourse on the homeless.
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
[and trans people, and undocumented migrants, and black people who live in underfunded urban centers]
Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math
Zack Polanski and Hasan Piker on Brexit and how it was basically blaming immigrants for underfunded services caused by austerity @zackpolanski.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Zack Polanski and Hasan Piker on Brexit and how it was basically blaming immigrants for underfunded services caused by austerity @zackpolanski.bsky.social
love when people get indignant about jokes about the NYPD 😂 that poor underfunded, powerless organization!
December 4, 2024 at 8:56 PM
love when people get indignant about jokes about the NYPD 😂 that poor underfunded, powerless organization!